Introducing the newErotic English Rose...

[English Lady]

VictoriaBlisse!


*cue applause*


Well now the pen name has been chosen, I've got her a lit name and she needs 50 posts to get up to having an AV. So, come in and chat to the latest EL incarnation -Victoria Blisse.


I'll try and keep her contained, so as not to confuse folks, she's not an alt, she's a pen name and I'm sure she'll behave.

thanks to all who helped me choose

 

[VictoriaBlisse]

Hello, hello, hello!


Oooh, I'm a virgin again....who's going to corrupt me?

 

[impressive]

I'll try and keep her contained, so as not to confuse folks, she's not an alt, she's a pen name and I'm sure she'll behave.

That's what I said about that Brio bitch. Didn't work.


Congrats, Ms. Blisse.

 

[S-Des]

Hello, hello, hello!


Oooh, I'm a virgin again....who's going to corrupt me?

Well, I'd volunteer, but seeing as how you're not going to come to Chicago in March to spend the weekend with me....

 

[VictoriaBlisse]

Well, I'd volunteer, but seeing as how you're not going to come to Chicago in March to spend the weekend with me....

If I'm rich by March...I'll try and make it.


I wouldn't hold your breath though

 

[S-Des]

If I'm rich by March...I'll try and make it.


I wouldn't hold your breath though

Well, holding my breath until March would be a bad idea anyway. But think about how much fun your little one would have coming to America and meeting mine That's Ok love, I couldn't afford the trip to England either. I swear if I win the lottery, your family is coming. *stern glare*

 

[VictoriaBlisse]

That's what I said about that Brio bitch. Didn't work.


Congrats, Ms. Blisse.

thank you!



It's very weird is this, I feel like I have a split personality.


I've had to set my two browsers to be different styles so I don't mix myself up *L*

 

[English Lady]

At this rate Ms Blisse will be a virgin forever

 

[ABSTRUSE]

At this rate Ms Blisse will be a virgin forever

you say that like its a bad thing.

 

[VictoriaBlisse]

you say that like its a bad thing.

But, but, but all my friends have lost theirs.

Any takers? One barely used virginity, going cheap!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

But, but, but all my friends have lost theirs.

Any takers? One barely used virginity, going cheap!

If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you/??

 

[olivefun]

I am new here too

I am learning about this place.
Seems friendly.

 

[VictoriaBlisse]

If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you/??

No, I'm petrified of heights!


I do like it when you get all surly at me

 

[VictoriaBlisse]

I am learning about this place.
Seems friendly.

It is friendly Welcome to lit!

 

[oggbashan]

Welcome to another alt.

I'll see if I can persuade Jeanne D'Artois and Fag-Ash Lil to come out of hiding to greet the new addition.

Og

 

[Aurora Black]

Oy, chippy!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, I'm petrified of heights!


I do like it when you get all surly at me

Surly is just a lifestyle for me.

 

[Aurora Black]

Surly is just a lifestyle for me.

Saucy bitch.

 

[McKenna]

Where's that Alts Anonymous thread?!

 

[VictoriaBlisse]

Welcome to another alt.

I'll see if I can persuade Jeanne D'Artois and Fag-Ash Lil to come out of hiding to greet the new addition.

Og

thanks Og. It's completely bizarre being two me's. *L*

 

[VictoriaBlisse]

Oy, chippy!

Is my butt crack showing?

 

[VictoriaBlisse]

Surly is just a lifestyle for me.

You wear it so well!

 

[Aurora Black]

Is my butt crack showing?

Note to self: Don't shout out foreign slang without knowing the proper meaning.

 

[VictoriaBlisse]

Where's that Alts Anonymous thread?!

An Alt....where?

 

[VictoriaBlisse]

Note to self: Don't shout out foreign slang without knowing the proper meaning.

*chuckles* it's always a bit of a mine field, but don't worry, we'll pretend it never happened