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rosco rathbone

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Why don't you save us all a lot of trouble and just tell me the whole story, from the beginning, omitting nothink.

*lights a bone*
 
Well ... i did take the last pear.

And it was good too. :p
 
What?

He stuck his head up, and had the nerve to shoot at me.

i had a scope on the tree ... boom ... no more head.

i can't help it if five more of his idiot friends tried to do the exact same thing in the exact same place, one right after another.

Makes it easier on GREG for the OPFOR in the long run anyway.

Lights up a ...
 
I will tell you whatever you want to know... just promise you won't break my nails. My manicurist gets bitchy if I break them too often. :mad:
 
Nooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Our chief weapon is fear! Fear and surprise! Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise. And a fanatical devotion to the pope. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and a fantatical devotion to the pope! And nothing else! Oh, and cool red uniforms. Damn. Mind if I go out and come in again?
 
^ Cool Red Uniforms?? What do I have to confess to get a cool red unifrom?
 
Re: Nooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

FungiUg said:
Our chief weapon is fear! Fear and surprise! Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise. And a fanatical devotion to the pope. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and a fantatical devotion to the pope! And nothing else! Oh, and cool red uniforms. Damn. Mind if I go out and come in again?


Yes but please leave the comfy chair for me:)
 
Where did this come from Pure?

i think the "splooge" part just destroyed any attempt of mine to eroticise this story.
 
Excellent point s'lara. That's prob'ly the only word there not in *my* personal low class gutter vocabulary. Revision made thanks to you! Enjoy!
 
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His Precious said:
Yes but please leave the comfy chair for me:)

You don't want the dish-rack? Or the cushions?
 
confession....?


this puts me in mind of an interesting story from my earlier youth. i guess i was about thirteen or so, and i was staying the night at my friend elizabeth's house. we were both budding young girls having fun exploring our newfound sexuality. well, for some reason, her mom needed to go to the church that night (she was part of some comittee or something) elizabeth and i were left to our own devices. she knew the church well since she went there every sunday, but i was not a church going kid so i was fascinated as she showed me around the huge dark catholic building. she showed me the confessional, and explained what the padded bench was for. we knelt down side by side on it and confessed imaginary sins that we could only imagine. it wasn't long before our young fingers and mouths were exploring each other's bodies. we didn't do anything too "hard-core" we were just kids, after all. on the way out behind her mom, we both stopped and knelt in front of the huge morbid crucifix at the front of the church and crossed ourselves with bright secret grins.
 
bunny said,

//our young fingers and mouths were exploring each other's bodies. //

details please! remember yer lookin at 5-10 at the fed for sexual interference with a minor!
 
Pure said:
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Pure,

i read it again.

Yum. Oh. Another Yum for emphasis and a dayum because it had to end.

Possible continual confessions of this sort? Please?

lara
 
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For all my fantasies, the most I can think of doing right now is staring sullenly. See where that gets me.

Pure,
Rock.
 
I didn't do it. You didn't see me do it. You can't prove a thing!:p
 
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rosco rathbone said:
Why don't you save us all a lot of trouble and just tell me the whole story, from the beginning, omitting nothink.

*lights a bone*

You know, I've never seen anyone light a man's penis on fire in BDSM. I wonder why that is?
 
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Never said:
You know, I've never seen anyone light a man's penis on fire in BDSM. I wonder why that is?

Soggy and hard to light?
 
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