Interracial Clichées

[Svenskaflicka]

The Worst Chain Story Ever is back! I'm writing the second chapter, on the category Interracial, and I need Your help.

The goal is to write the worst possible interracial story that has ever polluted Cyberspace. We're talking clichées and rotten plots, people! We're talking 25" schlongs, "cumhungry sluts", n-words, and terrible names like Shenaynay and Jackie Brown!

Help me - give me suggestions! What have you read in Interracial that made you hit the Back-button?

 

[MathGirl]

Dear Svenska,
I suggest you read some of DurtGurl's sensitive treatments of the subject.
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=209212
In particular, "Patty Makes the Team" and the "Patty and the Teacher" trilogy.
MG

 

[Pure]

This has nothing to do with the thread, but I thought you might like it.

A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this
means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the
conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bedexhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'll follow ogg's example of including irrelevant stories within the story, and include that joke in the story. And, I will look into Patty's adventures.

Thanks.

Now, come on! More!

 

[oggbashan]

Interracial cliches or racial insults?

Urban Myths:

Let's go find some jungle bunnies. They always want it.

All black studs have enormous *******(use any appropriate descriptive noun) and stamina and love fucking honky women.

Chinese ladies have horizontally split beavers so you have to enter at right angles.

Japanese women think that White European men smell like corpses.

Is that lot interracial enough?

Og

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmm

Interracial cliches or racial insults?

Urban Myths:

Let's go find some jungle bunnies. They always want it.

All black studs have enormous *******(use any appropriate descriptive noun) and stamina and love fucking honky women.

Chinese ladies have horizontally split beavers so you have to enter at right angles.

Japanese women think that White European men smell like corpses.

Is that lot interracial enough?

Og

I don't know oggie, but it would all go down like a lead submarine at a BNP meeting

 

[pop_54]

Hmmm Svenska dear

Lady Marchmain-Thimbleton surveyed the mass of black servants hudled in the small dormitory they called home.
She was looking to have herself pleasured for the night again.

"Hey you there, Mylon isn't it, yes you black boy, come here"

Mylon nervously approached her ladyship, he knew well what she wanted, she'd used his massive meat pole to pleasure herself before.

"Yesss maam, boss lady" He stammered.

"Take down those rags you call trousers and show me your protrusion young man". Lady M-T urged, well ordered more like.

Mylon nervously eased his ragged pants down to his knees causing his massive manhood to hang exposed looking for all the world like a yard and a half of black pudding.

"Yes you'll do, come with me I need a good rogering". Her ladyship barked on seeing the size of his huge black mamba swinging in the breeze.

"Yess sir maam, lady boss lady". Mylon whispered as he followed lady M-T out of the dormitory.

"Oh and you'd better start pounding you meat pole, I want you freeking hard by the time we get to my chamber nigger boy". The aristocratic old hag pronounced as they walked across the courtyard.

"Oh hello your ladyship mam", the butler croaked as they entered the main hallway, "Oh going to use one of the slaves for a fuck then mam", he continued as they passed him by.

"Too bloody right Jeeves, hubby's not big enough anymore, haven't been the same since I let Dobbin shag me".

"Ahh that's the trouble horses mam", Jeeves half whispered.

"I say Mylon, didn't my husband use your wife last night", Lady M-T enquired of the black chappie.

"Yess sir maam, boss like lady, he did maaam", Mylon replied.

As they neared the bedchamber Mylon was furiously thrashing his huge 14 inch black shaft to maintain a boner, no body, and no body, failed to hump the mistress if they valued their nuts remaining attached.

Her ladyship was a huge hag of a woman who'd taken to screwing the black servants and her horse Dobbin for sexual relief.
Lady M-T had developed a bottomless pit of a cunt hole that seemed unfillable, and she demanded hours of depraved fun.

There was nothing pretty or remotely attractive about the woman, her skin was so pale and had a slight yellow hue, she looked a bit like a corpse to the black chappies.

OK love take it from there, not too many, but a few cliche's and the old black inferior character being used by the high and mighty.

pops......

 

[destinie21]

make sure the black character's talk like slaves even though it's 2003

ie: "I sho do like sex miss"

LOL

 

[Guest]

This has nothing to do with the thread, but I thought you might like it.

Hey, Pure, good to see you back, and in such humour. You're getting the hang of thread-jacking, eh? Ha ha.

Perdita

 

[Just-Legal]

*hijacks the thread and walks away with it*

Svenska - ask hubby dearest?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ooooh, this is going to be so BAD!!!

OK, talking funny... I'll re-read BS latest epos to get a little reminder. Big schlong. Yep, duly noted.

"Oh going to use one of the slaves for a fuck then mam",

Lovely! I have to think of a way to include this pearl...

Ask Hubby... hmmm... I wonder if he would approve of this... OK, it's a good idea. I'll phone him after I sign off and ask him for some ideas. (I'm house-sitting for my parents while they're on holiday, and mum doesn't have broadband, only a modem. Loud, slow, and blocks the phone line..! )

OK, now we need stupis names. Come on! I'm thinking along the lines of "Huey, Dewey, Louie", a set of triplets, only black men, not ducks, with similar sounding names. Preferebly these weird ones that Martin Lawrence liked to use in his TV-programs.

Ooooh! Martin Lawrence! There's a parody in itself! If I include him... I mean, IT, then the story's gonna be REALLY lousy!

And maybe the Wayans' ugly cousins from the country...

 

[Guest]

Flicka, I was getting ready to flame you then I read more carefully and saw you were not going to humiliate any ducks. Phew!

best always, Perdita

 

[Rainbow Skin]

Triplets' names

Stereotyped names for triplets, or at least trios? Hm...

Co-eds discovering the joys of tribadism, that's easy: Candi, Shandi, Brandi, ad inf.

Gay male: Brad, Brett, and Bruce.

Ducks: oh wait, you don't want ducks.

Black male... hm... Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln?

This could be rather fun, like Coolville's flash summaries. Loving wives: John, Jane, and Jenny. Sci-fi and... no, too arbitrary. Incest: Candi, Brad, and Jane...

 

[MathGirl]

OK, now we need stupis names.

Hiya, Svenska,
Any story with interracial cliches must include characters named "Rastus" and "Liza."
Neononbigotologically,
MG

 

[oggbashan]

"Chinese"

You need a few made up Chinese names like:

Hu Flung Dung
Mi Long Dong and his sister Tak In Dong
Gent Li, Kin D Li, Se Xi Li

and useful quotes from Confucius:

"Gently stroked pussy brings contentment"

"The art lasts longer than the length"

and the classic:

"Woman with skirt up runs faster than man with trousers down."

Og

 

[MathGirl]

Re: "Chinese"

You need a few made up Chinese names like:
and useful quotes from Confucius:

Toy Let, Won Hung Lo, etc.

"Woman who fly upside down....................."

Slopingly,
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*giggle*

I underestimated my Hubby. He liked the idea, got a laugh out of it, and suggested 4 names: Tyrone, Tereece, Tyrell, and Mandingo. I like the idea of writing baout three Brothers that all have names starting with the letter T, and then their cousin Mandingo.

"Woman with skirt up runs faster than man with trousers down."

I'll try to fit this in.