Internalizing Horniness

[P. B. Walker]

Is there such a thing? What do you do when you are super horny and there is absolutely no relieve in the near future, not to mention you still need to act like a normal human that isn't being driven mad with horniness? Just wondering.

PBW

 

[Guest]

You are not alone there...

 

[Guest]

Hands are useful. in a pinch. if you have no other means good porn helps - sometimes but sometimes it just makes it worse

Wish I was more help.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I find that I get hyper-productive when I'm like that, PB.

Just harness the energy.

 

[glamorilla]

i usually walk around grunting a lot and then i find construction workers to cat call.

 

[dickE]

Is there such a thing? What do you do when you are super horny and there is absolutely no relieve in the near future, not to mention you still need to act like a normal human that isn't being driven mad with horniness? Just wondering.

PBW

You're one sick puppy.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

What do you do when you are super horny and there is absolutely no relieve in the near future

I will usually think of something else and do something productive like clean my room , organize & pay my bills , and just try to stop thinking about what I truly want to do ... it seems to work when I am in that certain mood.

 

[dickE]

I will usually think of something else and do something productive like clean my room , organize & pay my bills , and just try to stop thinking about what I truly want to do ... it seems to work when I am in that certain mood.

denial, denial, denial!! Your honor, may I treat this witness as hostile?

 

[Aphrodisiac]

denial, denial, denial!! Your honor, may I treat this witness as hostile?

I am not hostile !

* sticking out my tongue and kicking you'.... *

 

[Guest]

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Like handling the long vacuum cleaner hose just a bit too long, or maybe licking the tip of your pencil as you work on your balance sheet????

Wait a minute ...


How do you know I like to lick just the tip .... of my pencil as I work on my bills...

 

[Guest]

 

[MissTaken]

I am with the "hyper productive" among us!

And in being so energetic and productive, that requires staying away from lit.

Blech! What an awful place to be when you are bad ass, knuckle chewing horny!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Wishful thinking, wishful thinking

Lucky, LUCKY pencil

I also tend to bite down ... on the tip of the eraser ....

But then again .. you know how much I enjoy biting down.

 

[SpiceCake]

Is there such a thing? What do you do when you are super horny and there is absolutely no relieve in the near future, not to mention you still need to act like a normal human that isn't being driven mad with horniness? Just wondering.

PBW

When you find out, please le tme know!

 

[Guest]

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Internalizing Horniness

When you find out, please le tme know!

Eat chocolate!

(Wanna an M and M?)

 

[dickE]

I am with the "hyper productive" among us!

And in being so energetic and productive, that requires staying away from lit.

Blech! What an awful place to be when you are bad ass, knuckle chewing horny!

God damn, Miss T..............don't you just hate 'distances'.......here I am enjoying schnapps'n the smells of fragrent candles while you're way up there?? *hic* Oh....where's ole Scotty and his "Trans-something-or-other"........beam me up, Scotty! Take me to northern NY. Fly like an eagle...........

 

[nitelite33]

Getting that horny with no release is dangerous for me... It's almost physiological at that point—like being drunk.

I become extremely susceptible to the power of women and a shameless flirt.

This is *exactly* the reason why I clean the pipes before any date. I don’t want to get into any situation where I am thinking with the ‘wrong head’, and jerking-off keeps my mind clear.

While this may sound petty, as if I am embracing mind-games or something, its more an admission of the power women hold.

You know the old saying:

We spend the first nine months of our lives trying to get out of the place we will spend the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Well.... so much for CURING this certain "mood"!!!!!

I have just the "cure" .. would you like some help with your balance sheet.. I promise I will keep the biting and licking to a minimum.

 

[MissTaken]

God damn, Miss T..............don't you just hate 'distances'.......here I am enjoying schnapps'n the smells of fragrent candles while you're way up there?? *hic* Oh....where's ole Scotty and his "Trans-something-or-other"........beam me up, Scotty! Take me to northern NY. Fly like an eagle...........

Hold htat thought.

I am scrubbing the kitchen floor with a tooth brush!

Whomever thought dimples in white linoleum was a great idea, should be punished.

 

[bluemuse]

Is there such a thing? What do you do when you are super horny and there is absolutely no relieve in the near future, not to mention you still need to act like a normal human that isn't being driven mad with horniness? Just wondering.

PBW

I have to do something physical. I'll go for an extra long workout at the gym, or a run. Or I build a house.

 

[dickE]

Hold htat thought.

I am scrubbing the kitchen floor with a tooth brush!

Whomever thought dimples in white linoleum was a great idea, should be punished.

Picture me!...........on all fours........along side you...dressed like you.....toothbrush a'toothbrush........falling in love with each stroke, Babe. You pick the place Miss T.

 

[MissTaken]

Picture me!...........on all fours........along side you...dressed like you.....toothbrush a'toothbrush........falling in love with each stroke, Babe. You pick the place Miss T.

chuckles!


Watch what you say, DickE dear!

Dressed like me?
Sweat pants, a pooh bear sweat shirt adn fuzzy slippers!

I always dress for success when posting, you know!

 

[P. B. Walker]

Hands are useful. in a pinch. if you have no other means good porn helps - sometimes but sometimes it just makes it worse

Wish I was more help.

Actually that was what I meant by no relief, no sex, no hands, no nothing... I can't even sneak someplace to snap one off. LOL

Ohhh just gotta make it til tomorrow afternoon... help me lord... I know I can make it...

PBW