Interesting ways to get off

[Alex NRN]

I can cum very quickly just by climbing a rope!

Let's hear your alternative masturbation methods - like the ladies who lean against the washing machine!

 

[mystic_maiden32]

the bass in my car-crank the stereo up-speakers are under my seat.....or I just ride my motorcycle

 

[John Doe]

If I were a woman I'd have more options, but...

Sometimes I jerk off with women's underwear, but I mentioned that already.

 

[Honeysucklevine]

vibration-yum

A nice big vibrating motorcycle. I've been on a few Ninja Interceptors back in the 90's but the Harley still gives the best "ride".

 

[Honeysucklevine]

I can cum very quickly just by climbing a rope!

Let's hear your alternative masturbation methods - like the ladies who lean against the washing machine!

Just now reading this and I can't believe it! A rope?
I can see pillows, legs, and shower heads. Never heard of a rope. hmmmm, could be a little chaffing though!

 

[scottslaughter]

I used to use a vacuum sweeper when I was younger. But used it very carefully!
LOL



emails and PMs welcome
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[Mermaid]

I used to have an old, claw foot tub, with a water spout that came up and over, like the neck of a swan. I'd just throw my legs up an over, and let the water beat down on me as I drew a bath.

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

One of the jets in a whirlpool tub works nicely

 

[Mikijl Dragon]

The one thing I have always envied in women, options.

 

[diggem]

a banana peel feels wonderful on your cock, but very sticking in the end.

 

[scottslaughter]

a banana peel feels wonderful on your cock, but very sticking in the end.

Try heating the banana peel first

 

[Raimondin]

a banana peel feels wonderful on your cock, but very sticking in the end.

Cool, and while you're doing that sing "Day O/ The Banana Boat song"
"Come Mr. Tally man, tally me banana..."

 

[scottslaughter]

Cool, and while you're doing that sing "Day O/ The Banana Boat song"
"Come Mr. Tally man, tally me banana..."

That's too funny

 

[Alex NRN]

Never heard of a rope. hmmmm, could be a little chaffing though!

My lower half would be clothed while doing this!

I discovered this trick accidentally!

It's a challenge to cum before my arms can't hold my weight anymore!

 

[sawman]

learn something new every day !!

 

[Sallad]

oohhh...one of those massaging shower heads! Now if you'll excuse me...I need to shower

 

[LindaL]

I'd like to second the "whirlpool jets" answer! Lovely!

I've also had the opportunity to try an acquaintance's Sybian once. Now THAT was an experience!!

 

[OneColdMonkey]

My first orgasm was actually thanks to a vacuum cleaner. I got tired of failed manual attempts. I also used to use a rabit fur-lined hat like the Russians wear. Looking back on it, I hope that's not beastiality...

 

[consultforfood]

The rope climbing method

Now that you mention it, I also used to find rope climbing erotic. It's not jus the friction--the thigh muscles involved must be the same ones used for thrusting.

 

[fenderman68]

oohhh...one of those massaging shower heads! Now if you'll excuse me...I need to shower

My wife's also found the joys of the shower head. No wonder she takes so long in there.

 

[deezire1900]

Looking back on it, I hope that's not beastiality...

Yep...and it was dead so you get the hit with a double...Necrophilia too.

One sick Monkey. LOL

 

[Meat Whistler]

 

[Teal]

I use just my hand get all fierce then slow down and stroke and play with my balls then back to fierce masturbation slow down strech on the ball sack. then continue to my normal masutrbation

 

[TAG95]

Sometimes when I wear tighter fitting jeans the seam is just right on my clit and all I have to do is rock slightly. This is usually when I am driving because I am sitting up straighter.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

a banana peel feels wonderful on your cock, but very sticking in the end.

You know, I have read about this years ago in Cosmo (I know, I know..) and have been fascinated by it ever since. Have tried to talk guys into it but to no avail. Good on ya for being creative!