Interesting typos...

[English Lady]

I know we've had a million of these threads before, I think I've started some of them but as I was editing this morning I found this gem:

“Oh yeah, you are so fucking good.” He presses in more, his cock rapidly disappearing inside of her. When he is completely enveloped he holds still, stroking her arse with his hands, enjoying the moment, enjoying taking her anal virginity.
“I’m going to duck you now.”


I hate proof reading and editing, but the above is concrete proof of why it needs doing!

Any amusing typos amongst my fellow authors?

 

[BlackShanglan]

“I’m going to duck you now.”

*snicker*

I'm not a great fan of the television show "Friends," but I do fondly remember the end of an episode in which one of the female characters attempts to write erotic fiction. It's filled with typos, and one of the male characters observes the "throbbing, engorged pens" of her male lead. "Wow, you don't want to see him start writing with those!"

 

[English Lady]

*snicker*

I'm not a great fan of the television show "Friends," but I do fondly remember the end of an episode in which one of the female characters attempts to write erotic fiction. It's filled with typos, and one of the male characters observes the "throbbing, engorged pens" of her male lead. "Wow, you don't want to see him start writing with those!"

I remember that, too *chuckles*