Intelligent Porn?!

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Hello Literoticans! I am a first time poster but a long time fan of the website.

My situation is as follows:

I am one of the lucky guys who has a wife that enjoys watching porn (every once in a while) with him. Although it is very sexy and we enjoy it immensly, most of the films are really cheesy -- bimbos (does every porn star have unbelievably large implants - am I the only one to find them comical?), forced dialogue, unattractive guys (I am not gay but find it hard to suspend disbelief when some really freaky, gross guy is getting busy with an incredibly hot women. The wife doesn't like it for obvious reasons ;)

Where can we find quality porn? Something with believable actors and realistic plots that will heighten the fantasy for both of us. And natural is a definite bonus.

Any movie suggestions

Thanks in advance

P.S. I apologize if this was the wrong site to post in.
 
Although my husband is uncomfortable watching porn with me, I am a women who loves it too. I "steal" his tapes and watch them alone. I find the same problems you have. I also find the sound and picture quality to be very poor. But I think this has to do with how he selects his tapes. He is so shy he basically runs in and picks up any tape just to get out quick. Anyway... I have found one I really like. The men are good looking, sound and picture are great. It is called Steven Drakes Sex Offenders # 4 and #5. It is by Wicked Pictures. I think they have a website. My husband did say that it was advertised as a tape "that won't scare the wife away" It is the best I seen yet. Good luck and if you find anymore send them my way....

Happy watching
 
Interactive DVDs?

In a like vein, I'd like to get any reccomendations for interactive DVDs with similar qualities that this thread has requested for video tapes.

I have seen a lot of titles, but i think most of them are simply basking in the new technology and not delivering the goods.

Anyone familiar with some?? I've done searches on the net, but I have not found any good sites that review and reccomend.

- Judo
 
I forget what you call it but I heard of tapes, were the camera view makes it look like you are the one getting the action. For example if it is a blow job sceen the camera view is looking down like you are watching someone do it to you. Damn it is driving me nuts what you call it. Not interactive but something to that effect.
 
Care to elaborate more White Tigresss?

HMMMMM... I think that you know a little more than you are letting on WT. Yes, I really think so (SMILE) (LOL)

kgboot
 
I may be wrong....BUT.......

WT- I may be wrong, but you seem to me like the kind of gal that doesn't always let on that she knows more than she ACTUALLY appears NOT to know. (How was that for a run-on sentence.) Yes, me thinks that you are more guilty than innocent. (It's okay though nothing wrong with being a little guilt. Especially when it comes down to *********** and ********** not to mention***********FOTFLMAO



kgboot
 
Re: I may be wrong....BUT.......

kgboot said:
WT- I may be wrong, but you seem to me like the kind of gal that doesn't always let on that she knows more than she ACTUALLY appears NOT to know. (How was that for a run-on sentence.) Yes, me thinks that you are more guilty than innocent. (It's okay though nothing wrong with being a little guilt. Especially when it comes down to *********** and ********** not to mention***********FOTFLMAO



kgboot
Hey now...I dye my hair blonde (somewhat..streaked is more like it)...after all this time, its starting to sink in ya know.
No offense to anyone out there. *L*

That run-on sentence....my gawd....You trying to confuse me?? LMAO...I had to read that a few times.

OK OK...so I know some things...but I'm the shy type, and weeeell..........

**lets see if he believes this or not**
 
k just a quick idea... when you get porn videos ive found that MOST of them are cheesy if there actually porn movies but have found MANY amature videos where there not actually movies but more like...well... bah i dont know what to call it but ill give an example. One I saw called Shains World was about a girl who brought 4 of her girlfriends and like 5 guys on a weekend cruise with her on her boat. They spend the whole time on the boat having mad sex in every way possible and there is no stupid dialouge cause there are no scripts! I find anything amature like this (as long as there err attractive amatures ;) ) to be a much greater turn-on then the movies which come off as being ... fake... since most of what your supposed to be likeing is. Just my opinion :).
 
Uh HuH!!!! Just as I thought ( I KNEW It)

Nice try WT, but you couldn't fool me. I've been around for awhile (SMILE) I'll keep your secret though;) (WINK...WINK) Like I said before , there's nothing wrong with being guilty.

I often like to use this quote by Mae West, it is just soooo yummy!!

" When I'm good, I'm VERY VERY good. But when I'm bad......I'm BETTER."

kgboot
 
Hey, since the topic is here...
Anyone know of a good cartoon porno to rent? I don't like the the corny fighting ones (ie: pokemon, sailor moon, morphin type..etc.).
I'll take the good ole fashion silly ones, like red riding hood, jack and jill, or whatever like that. (not necessarily an old story tale)

If you understand what I mean (which its hard to discribe) ideas would be much appreciated. :)

The more graphic, the better.
Guess I'm not the typical woman/wife like many out there. :D
 
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White_Tigress_ said:
Hey, since the topic is here...
Anyone know of a good cartoon porno to rent? I don't like the the corny fighting ones (ie: pokemon, sailor moon, morphin type..etc.).
I'll take the good ole fashion silly ones, like red riding hood, jack and jill, or whatever like that. (not necessarily an old story tale)

If you understand what I mean (which its hard to discribe) ideas would be much appreciated. :)

The more graphic, the better.
Guess I'm not the typical woman/wife like many out there. :D


There's an x-rated pokemon and sailor moon???? Wow!!!!
(LMAO)


NO .... WT , You are not the typical woman/wife. You are definitely the exception , not the rule. You have one lucky husband.


kgboot
 
Well, no...

IAS-

Thanks for thinking about it, but no. What I'm looking for are "Interactive DVDs." Basically, DVDs can have programming on them as well as audio and video. The ones I have seen have mostly been demo-type videos or extra stuff latched onto motion picture realeases on DVD.

The video will progress until it gets to the end of a clip where a decision needs to be made. At that point, the video will pause and a menu will come up where the viewer needs to make a choice of what will happen next. It's always multiple choise: A B or C, but it's really sexy, exciting and fun.

Plus, you have to watch the DVD several times, just to see all the action.

I've heard of them out there and some sites actually advertise them, but don't have ratings, etc.

So, besides looking for them, I'm looking for reccomendations, reviews, etc.

Thanks all.

- Judo :D

PS- BTW, WT...very nice pic! - xoxoxo
 
well

this may sound like a cliche, but Debbie Does New Orlenes is a really good porno.

The women are some of the hottest ive ever seen in a porn movie, and the men arnt too bad either. The story line is decent (as good as can expected from a porno), and the quality is exceptional.

thats my 2 cents
 
Most of the realy good porno vids were made from theater release films in the late sixtys/early seventies. They had plots and fair acting. The best was "Hard Soap" a parody of the Soap tv series. Another of our favorites is "Splender in the ass", another parody. One that may still be available at 'clearance' stores is "Barbra Broadcast."
 
oooooh, interactive.....sounds like FUN!!! I wanna play!!!!!!!!
I never seen or heard of those before, then again, I must be living prehistoric because I finally saw a DVD for the first time last month when buying a TV. *L*
(my vcr still works fine, no need to waste my money on a dvd player just yet)

ps:
Judo...thank you ;)
 
DVDs

WT-

Well, that's why I finally broke down and bought a DVD last year. The discs can be programmed for different things. Especially appealing are the interactive ones.

And WT, you're very welcome. I was just in the rainy state of GA in June. Too bad I didn't see anyone like you ready to dance. ;)

- Judo
 
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good porn

good porn is easy....I produce it and love working with energetic couples. THe key to good porn is that all parties need to be enjoying it (or at least look like they do). Facial expressions and noises are key, not just genital shots.


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Tooting my own horn

I don't mean to toot my own horn (oh hell, yes I do) but I've posted a story here that contains an Intelligent AI porn program which interacts with the narrator: Strap On Something New

Or, just http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=18334 if that doesn't work.

I cannot promise that it will interact with you guys, but these damn computers are getting smarter all the time. Does anybody remember "Virtual Valerie"? There will come a point where such an idea will actually work. I'm convinced of it.
 
X Toons

White_Tigress_ said:
Hey, since the topic is here...
Anyone know of a good cartoon porno to rent? I don't like the the corny fighting ones (ie: pokemon, sailor moon, morphin type..etc.).
I'll take the good ole fashion silly ones, like red riding hood, jack and jill, or whatever like that. (not necessarily an old story tale)

If you understand what I mean (which its hard to discribe) ideas would be much appreciated. :)

The more graphic, the better.
Guess I'm not the typical woman/wife like many out there. :D
Check out the Urotsukojugi (sp?) series. Last time I saw them, there were only three. But, it's an adult fantasy quest, with excellent anime and non-censored detail. The third one gets pretty extreme (demon rape), but it's worth a look.

Original question on Movies: Candida Royalle has made some female-friendly videos. Sin City made some fun ones in the mid-90's with reasonably attractive guys. Peter North & T.T. Boy are pretty busy actors, and they're both at-least-okay looking, depending on your taste.

Hmm...I've been doing this for too long, haven't I?
 
It'sasecret said:
I forget what you call it but I heard of tapes, were the camera view makes it look like you are the one getting the action. For example if it is a blow job sceen the camera view is looking down like you are watching someone do it to you. Damn it is driving me nuts what you call it. Not interactive but something to that effect.

the filming style you are talking about is gonzo i believe
 
White_Tigress_ said:
:eek:
Why would you think that??





oh, ps: I also LOVE to watch pornos...lmao

please tell me where you got your erotic pic of a blow job
its fantastic, we have one in the same style of a mmf threesome
would you like to swap the pic by email
infact can anyone reading this point us in the direction of this artist
much appreciated
 
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