Insults wanted

[bisolom]

At least you can work, I couldn't even work on batteries

It's OK baby...Daddy will take care of everything,

How's that, sunshine?"

Peace

 

[houtxphotoguy]

okay, let's try these:
you're so brainless that if stupidity was a snowflake, you'd be full fledge blizzard.
You were so ugly as a child your mother tied a pork chop around your neck to get the neighborhood stray dog to play with you.
let me know if you want more.

 

[subgirl2]

It's OK baby...Daddy will take care of everything,

How's that, sunshine?"

Peace

Purrrfect. *Swoons* My hero
Sigh

 

[subgirl2]

okay, let's try these:
you're so brainless that if stupidity was a snowflake, you'd be full fledge blizzard.
You were so ugly as a child your mother tied a pork chop around your neck to get the neighborhood stray dog to play with you.
let me know if you want more.

Of course we want more. You can never have enough insults. They said I was stupid when they fired me from the M&M factory but I don't know why because all I threw away were the W's

 

[smotherman]

Okay, might as well add a few.


You sweat from a baboon's balls


If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.


Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.


People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

 

[subgirl2]

Of course we want more. You can never have enough insults. They said I was stupid when they fired me from the M&M factory but I don't know why because all I threw away were the W's

and that's not the only job I was fired from...I was once fired from a blow-job

 

[bisolom]

I'm so smart I have two brains...one's lost and the other is looking for it.

Peace

 

[subgirl2]

I look so scary that people dress up as ME for halloween

 

[Bluespark]

I was such an ugly kid my mama had to tie a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me

 

[bisolom]

I look so scary that people dress up as ME for halloween

I'm the one the monsters have nightmares about.

 

[bisolom]

I'm so low I have to look up to see down.

 

[smotherman]

You're so stupid, you thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

 

[bisolom]

I'm so pale! I can't get a tan. Every time I lay down at the beach, people keep trying to drag me back into trhe water.

Peace

 

[MrEd63]

Everybody has the right to be ugly but you abuse it

 

[bisolom]

The definition of insanity: Repeating the same actions while expecting different results. That explains while I keep getting married...over and over and over.

Peace

 

[smotherman]

You're so skinny, You can dodge rain drops.

You're so stupid, You tried to put M&M's in order.

You're so stupid, You climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

Peace

 

[bisolom]

I'm so stupid:
I was helping a friend build a new house. He watched me as I picked up the nails. Some, I nailed into the wood, while others I threw away. He ran over and asked why I was throwing some of the nails away.
"The point was on the wrong end" I answered.
"Asshole!" he yelled..."Those are for the other side of the house!"

 

[MollyDolly]

and that's not the only job I was fired from...I was once fired from a blow-job

*collapses into giggles* I love that one

And now from one of my favourite not-so-clever characters...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/lpear00/Funny/RalphWiggum.jpg http://www.doletown.com/simpsons/wiggum/ralph-lisa.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/5a57wp.jpg http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b290/amazing-bagman/Ralph-with-ipod-ralph-wiggum-93830_.jpg

http://www.thamike.com/images/ralph_wiggum.jpg http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/celebrity-pictures-wiggum-unicorn.jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/annefranks/ralph.jpg http://www.myteespot.com/images/thumbs/t_6392_01.jpg

Got a little carried away there, but I love that boy!

 

[smotherman]

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't
count that high.

 

[bisolom]

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't
count that high.

LOL! Then ask about my IQ. I know that one. I just have to check the size of my shoes.

Peace

 

[CaptainKirk]

You can trust me, Bisolom; before I met my wife Jazz, you didn't even come close to the number of bad experiences with women that I had! King Strike Out, right here!

If they had a contest for losing, I still wouldn't have won!

 

[bisolom]

You can trust me, Bisolom; before I met my wife Jazz, you didn't even come close to the number of bad experiences with women that I had! King Strike Out, right here!

If they had a contest for losing, I still wouldn't have won!

*laughing* I hear you bro...I hear you.

 

[mrunlucky76]

You can trust me, Bisolom; before I met my wife Jazz, you didn't even come close to the number of bad experiences with women that I had! King Strike Out, right here!

If they had a contest for losing, I still wouldn't have won!

*laughing* I hear you bro...I hear you.

20 bucks and a 6 pack says I have you both beat in that department


I like this thread. It allows me to be an asshole

If we were on a deserted island together, I'd feed you to the sharks.

You look familiar. Didn't I flush you last night?

You're so stupid, you thought a stereotype was something you bought at Radio Shack.

You ate a lot of paint chips as a child, didn't you?

You know who asked about you today? No one.

It's not that I don't like you. It's just that I can't stand having you around.

The only thing emptier than your wallet is your head.


That's all I've got for now.

 

[bisolom]

I'm ugly and my mother dresses me funny.

 

[JammyJimmy]

I can be pretty abusive when I'm in the car, and stressed out.. and these are direct quotes:

Go piss up a rope, ya fuckstick
You drive like a big fat elephants fanny
Fucking hell, if you were going any slower, we'd be moving back in time
How many lanes do you need? You're like a drunken 100m sprinter!!
Sunday drivers ain't allowed out on weekdays!

There's hundreds more, but they're the ones that spring immediately to mind