Insults wanted

[misfortunex]

know that you're not really two-faced in spite of the impression you give. If you were, why on earth would you be wearing that one?

I remember someone once telling you to be yourself. That was the worst piece of advice you ever had.

 

[subgirl2]

There is some funny stuff here...LOL

A half-wit once gave me a piece of his mind...I kept it

I once played a horse in a pantomime, my friend was the front part, I just played myself

Moonlight becomes me...darkness suits better

Before I came along, you guys were all hungry. Now you are fed up.

I have a body that won't quite and a brain that won't start.

 

[bisolom]

There is some funny stuff here...LOL

A half-wit once gave me a piece of his mind...I kept it

I once played a horse in a pantomime, my friend was the front part, I just played myself

Moonlight becomes me...darkness suits better

Before I came along, you guys were all hungry. Now you are fed up.

I have a body that won't quite and a brain that won't start.

Welcome back SG

 

[Tonguemeister]

you really do live up to your bad press

posted for a "special" person

 

[NattyBumppo]

Despite the fact that it was from Churchill, I have to give him credit: This is very witty and incredibly quick:

Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!'

And if you were my wife, I would drink it!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You're such a dick, I wouldn't piss on your head if your hair were on fire.

 

[bisolom]

you really do live up to your bad press

posted for a "special" person

Go play "nice" with the other kiddies.

 

[bisolom]

You're such a dick, I wouldn't piss on your head if your hair were on fire.

That's not nice. I'd do it for you...if you had hair.

 

[smotherman]

Don't let you mind wander... it's far too small to be let out on its own.