Insults wanted

[bisolom]

I'm a fuckin' idiot! If brains were dynomite, I couldn't even blow my nose! Judging by the women I fall for, I must be bent on self destruction! What the fuck is wrong with me?
Join me in beating myself to a pulp. If I'm going to be hurt, at least it will be on purpose!
Have fun.

 

[subgirl2]

Aw Bisolom. Normally I would love to join in when insulting someone but you look so sweet in your av that I haven't the heart to do that.

Anyway, I am the world Champion of idiots. Actually, I wouldn't even win that competition because I would probably come second place because I am so stupid that I have always been second best and second choice for everything. Only in my case it appears to be the men I choose.

I am as useful as a chocolate tea-pot or balls on a Bishop.

Hey, this IS fun. I am going to subscribe to this and go away and think of more insults for myself. Thanks Bisolom, great idea. Take care Sweetie SG2

 

[bisolom]

Remember the words of a great philosopher: "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."

 

[bisolom]

I'm so stupid...
Once, when I was a terrorist, they told me to blow up this truck.
I burnt my lips on the tailpipe!

Peace

 

[subgirl2]

I'm so stupid...
Once, when I was a terrorist, they told be to blow up this truck.
I burnt my lips on the tailpipe!

Peace

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha

 

[subgirl2]

I notice that when I talk it is like the waves of the ocean....I make people sick

 

[subgirl2]

I have heard it said that there are people who cause happiness wherever they go....I cause happiness WHENever I go

 

[subgirl2]

I still love nature despite what it did to me.

God this is so much fun Bisolom, I am really glad you started this thread.

 

[bisolom]

I notice that when I talk it is like the waves of the ocean....I make people sick

When they were passing out "brains", I thought they said "trains" and asked for a slow one.

 

[bisolom]

I have heard it said that there are people who cause happiness wherever they go....I cause happiness WHENever I go

When they were passing out "looks", I thought they said "books" and asked for some funny ones.

 

[bisolom]

I still love nature despite what it did to me.

God this is so much fun Bisolom, I am really glad you started this thread.

You're such a little flatterer SG2! If you keep this up, I'm gonna get a BIG HEAD. Ooops...too late.

Top of the mornin' to ya!

Peace

 

[subgirl2]

You're such a little flatterer SG2! If you keep this up, I'm gonna get a BIG HEAD. Ooops...too late.

Top of the mornin' to ya!

Peace

There is nothing wrong with having a big head if you are as handsome as you Bisolom.

When I was born, the midwife didn't slap my behind, they slapped my mother and father.

 

[subgirl2]

I am not always this stupid, I am making a special effort today, just for you. xxx

 

[subgirl2]

I was thinking this morning, if I will lose my looks as I get older and I am keeping my fingers crossed that I will.

 

[subgirl2]

I know what you are thinking, I have kept my youthful complexion. But I can't help it if my skin is all greasy and spotty...

 

[Trobes]

From what i can see ur skin is beautiful!

 

[bisolom]

There is nothing wrong with having a big head if you are as handsome as you Bisolom.

When I was born, the midwife didn't slap my behind, they slapped my mother and father.

You sure know how to treat a guy! Thanks for STROKING my ego. Please feel free to consider stroking my big head...err, I mean inflating my ego...err, pumping my pride...err, oh hell! You know what I mean.

When I was born, my mother said "What a treasure!" and my father said "Good... let's bury it!"

Peace

 

[subgirl2]

I have been asked hundreds of times to get married.....although I realise that parents may not count

 

[subgirl2]

I am proud to say that I have kept my figure...and not only that but I have added plenty to it.

 

[subgirl2]

You sure know how to treat a guy! Thanks for STROKING my ego. Please feel free to consider stroking my big head...err, I mean inflating my ego...err, pumping my pride...err, oh hell! You know what I mean.


Peace

I know what you mean handsome. I have been dreaming of stroking you..I mean stroking your head....err you know what I mean.

 

[bisolom]

I am proud to say that I have kept my figure...and not only that but I have added plenty to it.

I carried a sign "will work for food."
People kept telling me I needed to relax.

 

[subgirl2]

I think my partner is trying to tell me something. He has been taking me to work with him and when I asked him why, he told me it was so he wouldn't have to kiss me goodbye.

 

[subgirl2]

I'm so stupid...
Once, when I was a terrorist, they told me to blow up this truck.
I burnt my lips on the tailpipe!

Peace

You think that is bad? When I tried to drop acid, the car battery fell and broke my foot.

 

[bisolom]

I know what you mean handsome. I have been dreaming of stroking you..I mean stroking your head....err you know what I mean.

I'm getting that tingly feeling again...*smile*

As for beauty I am not a star
There are others handsomer by far
But my face...I don't mind it
'Cause I am behind it
Its the people up front that I jar.

 

[subgirl2]

I carried a sign "will work for food."
People kept telling me I needed to relax.

At least you can work, I couldn't even work on batteries