Insult Erise

[erise]

I tried this over at the GB before, and got some fairly good replies, but I thought you author types might be better at this.

I need insults.

Not for any perverted personal need to be talked down, but to increase my own vocabulary of mean things to call people. I've been invited to join an online roleplaying group, and I have created a character who will be notoriusly pissing people off with her bad manners.

So I need a creative batch of mean monkiers to casually call people. Both men and women, children (played by adults, so they can be explicit), grown-ups and elders.

"Here's what I think, shitface--"
"Breakfast time, cocksuckers!"
"Go away crackbrain, I'm busy."

Those kind of insults. Got any good ones? The more creative the better.

 

[sophia jane]

I'm totally borrowing this from Logophile (hope she doesn't mind) because it's now my favorite- fucktard (can be a combination of fucker and bastard, or fucker and retard, or all three )

SJ

 

[Guest]

Farmer fuck stain

Jizz queen

Is that what you had in mind?

 

[minsue]

As a kid, I always thought motherfuckingtittiesuckingtwoballedsonofabitch had a nice ring to it. Then again, swearing was so much more fun then.

 

[erise]

As a kid, I always thought motherfuckingtittiesuckingtwoballedsonofabitch had a nice ring to it. Then again, swearing was so much more fun then.

Nice. But how is twoballed an insult?

 

[erise]

Farmer fuck stain

Jizz queen

Is that what you had in mind?

Just so. Anything you can think up.

 

[minsue]

Nice. But how is twoballed an insult?

I've no clue. I think it was more a matter of fitting as many crude phrases into one statement as possible.

 

[elsol]

cumquat

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Boxlicker101]

How about shiteater or shitfucker. How about cuntface.

 

[logophile]

Thanks for plugging fucktard, Sophie! I love that one.

I've also always been fond of assfuck, pig fucker, ass wipe, and shithead.

Hope that helps!

 

[JamesSD]

I've had about enough of you, cumbubble.

 

[Dar~]

Ones commonly heard at my house: Penis Wrinkle, shiteater, dickweed, fuck face, shit licker, cunt bubble, anal fart.

Others: Butt nose, cum stain, Hooker, fuck nut, toe fungus, Fugly (fucking ugly), quif eater, Zit pus, squeeze leanins I shall find more

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Dickworm
Monkey breath
Sparrow brain

 

[rikaaim]

I've always been fond of Ass Spelunker.

Eat shit and die you ass spelunker.

 

[Guest]

I've always been fond of Ass Spelunker.

Eat shit and die you ass spelunker.

Too much South Park the Movie?

 

[rgraham666]

I prefer using clear, concise English when insulting people.

For example, "I suppose what goes on between your ears could be considered thought, but only out of courtesy and not from any scientific rigor."

Or, "Has it ever occurred to you that you aren't brilliant, but merely incoherent?"

 

[rikaaim]

Too much South Park the Movie?

You know it. But, is that really a bad thing?

 

[rikaaim]

Or, "Has it ever occurred to you that you aren't brilliant, but merely incoherent?"

You know how I feel about that one. It's been quoted in my sigline for the past few months.

 

[Guest]

You know it. But, is that really a bad thing?

Never.

 

[Willow Rain]

I tried this over at the GB before, and got some fairly good replies, but I thought you author types might be better at this.

I need insults.

Not for any perverted personal need to be talked down, but to increase my own vocabulary of mean things to call people. I've been invited to join an online roleplaying group, and I have created a character who will be notoriusly pissing people off with her bad manners.

So I need a creative batch of mean monkiers to casually call people. Both men and women, children (played by adults, so they can be explicit), grown-ups and elders.

"Here's what I think, shitface--"
"Breakfast time, cocksuckers!"
"Go away crackbrain, I'm busy."

Those kind of insults. Got any good ones? The more creative the better.

Okay, a local odd one is. Asshat

I'm not sure I can even explain it, but I tend to like the imagery involved. It's used sorta like jackass.

"Jeesh, that dude went out with you and grabbed your boob in front of your Mom? What an Asshat."

I also like the calling of people who are ignorant, out of touch, a bit lost, illiterati often used in talking about particularly lame clients.

"Yeah, I just got off the phone with one of the illiterati over at Clearseason (name changed to protect the dreadful), they want the new design to have purple panda's with dayglo orange bows and all the text has to have drop shadows and red outlines. Look they sent me a sketch."

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Fuckpuppet. No idea what it means, but it seems popular with British online RPGers.

Most of mine are southernisms and wouldn't sound right unless you rcharactyer is from the deep south.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Assface

Scumsucker

Impacted anal pile

Bleeding hemorrhoid (watch your spelling on that one! It's a toughie.)

Ruptured sphincter

Quivering cooze hole

Cumbucket

Prolapsed rectum

Turdsucker

Curly brown bowl-clogger

Ass maggot

Fart chewer

Barf gargler

Beetle-dicked bug-fucker

Bleeding Belgian Bastard

Hope that helps

 

[AppleBiter]

Cum dumpster

Sperm-burping gutter slut

Inbred, backwoods, stump-fucking freak

Asshat, Assbag, or Ass Goblin

Turd burgler

Cock rag

That's all I got for now.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Toe-rag
Fag-hag

...and a Swedish one, "skitstövel", which, literally translates into "shit boot".

 

[SeaCat]

Do I dare? I don't know but some how someone asking for a Weasel dicked Scrotum sniffing Ass scratching Sphincter licking Puss nutted Shit eating Piss drinking Cum stealing Cock sucking Pussy eating excuse for an insult just made me have to reply.

Cat