Instead of great orgasmic sex....

[Tryharder62]

.....I want someone to come declutter my house. I need some peace and this place is crazy!

 

[Hard_Rom]

Aren't you married? Leave home for two days with instructions to hubby. He might enjoy it. Unless he is partially to blame.

 

[Tryharder62]

Aren't you married? Leave home for two days with instructions to hubby. He might enjoy it. Unless he is partially to blame.

Yep, he's a collector! Almost to the point we need one of those hoarder therapists. lol. (You know you might need that someday!!!!)

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

.....I want someone to come declutter my house. I need some peace and this place is crazy!

Call Hoarders or American pickers. It worked for us.

Actually a cluttered house is peaceful. All the clutter crap absorbs sounds.

Gasoline and matches also work well.

 

[Tryharder62]

We remodeled a big 2 story old house. This summer I am going to try to get all my possessions but my clothes and my (fake) jewelry into a little closet we remodeled into an "office" for me. That doesn't include dishes and stuff like that. I'm going to do it!!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I bought my house 11 years ago next month. It was huge, I said, I'll never fill it, I said.


I did.


I've been tossing shit for the last two years because I started hating it.


The housemate has cluttered my junk room, and I may toss her, too.

 

[Christobal]

When my wife and I broke up I was finally allowed to clean out the house. It took weeks to to get rid of all the crap that she couldn't part with because we may need it some day. It started with a simple theory. I haven't used it for ten years. Throw it away.

Not put it in a place until I can figure out how to sell it or proper place to donate it. That would take months. Just throw the crap away to get it out of the house now. I wanted to empty the house now. Get rid of all the clutter. It felt good to see it go away.

 

[SyKoKo]

shoot him

problem solved


you will thank me later when you get outa prison

 

[Christobal]

I bought my house 11 years ago next month. It was huge, I said, I'll never fill it, I said.


I did.


I've been tossing shit for the last two years because I started hating it.


The housemate has cluttered my junk room, and I may toss her, too.

I used to have a huge house and filled it to the brim because I could. Downsizing was a blessing for getting rid of useless junk

 

[Tryharder62]

I think we should get a duplex. He live in one side and decorate and I in the other.

I would also like a tiny house for myself, but one that isn't on wheels.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5b/5a/8c/5b5a8c2f8f1c34ead48a7850bcd89270.jpg

 

[Tryharder62]

shoot him

problem solved


you will thank me later when you get outa prison

I've watched enough Investigative Discovery to know that I would end up in the clinker!!! Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll have an affair and leave me. (Just kidding.....Maybe not!!!!)

 

[Christobal]

I think we should get a duplex. He live in one side and decorate and I in the other.

I would also like a tiny house for myself, but one that isn't on wheels.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5b/5a/8c/5b5a8c2f8f1c34ead48a7850bcd89270.jpg

The big mistake would be having him live next door.

 

[Tryharder62]

The big mistake would be having him live next door.

Hey, your place is clean. Want him?

 

[Christobal]

Hey, your place is clean. Want him?

No not at all. How about you?

 

[Bidin~Time]

.....I want someone to come declutter my house. I need some peace and this place is crazy!

If you find a solution, please share.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I think we should get a duplex. He live in one side and decorate and I in the other.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5b/5a/8c/5b5a8c2f8f1c34ead48a7850bcd89270.jpg

This is a good idea if you want to indulge in some rotational "neighbor with benefits" roleplaying boom-boom without losing your personal space.

also, is that a real duplex or just an ideal artist's rendition? Cuz I'd be hip if it looked like that...

 

[Tryharder62]

This is a good idea if you want to indulge in some rotational "neighbor with benefits" roleplaying boom-boom without losing your personal space.

also, is that a real duplex or just an ideal artist's rendition? Cuz I'd be hip if it looked like that...

I don't know if is real. I want a ranch style house. I Googled ranch duplex.

 

[Tryharder62]

Now that I am thinking about it, hot orgasmic sex might be nice too.