Instant Messaging

[patford31769]

OOC: Closed thread for KittyKatEater & me

Jessica brushed back her long, dark brown hair from out of her eyes, sat back at her notebook computer, and opened her Instant Messaging window. She was in a pissy mood after finally having had enough of her fuckin' boyfriend last week, and finally got the courage to toss his sorry ass out the door. And now she sat in a motel room in a strange city after sitting through a boring seminar all day, for work. It was cool that the company paid for her trip and all, but the loneliness of this little motel room far from home was starting to close in on her.

She didn't know a soul in the city, but her instant messneger let her just kind of put out anything to anyone who happened to be tuned in.

She sat on her motel room bed, her llittle computer in her lap, and typed out to nobody in particular:

BITE ME!

For some strange reason she decided not to make the note completely anonymous, and actually signed it with her real name, Jessica. Perhaps deep down, she wanted a man to read it, and to know she's a lonely and upset woman.

 

[kittykateater]

Tom was startled to see an instant message on his laptop, from a complete stranger:

BITE ME!

Jessica

Tom had been sent more than halfway across the country to attend some stupid boring seminar after a long uncomfortable flight, and he could understand and appreciate how Jessica felt right now.

He normally would have simply clicked the delete button on a hostile IM from a complete stranger. But something inside Tom compelled him to reply.

YOU SUCK!

Tom

 

[patford31769]

Jessica was startled to get a reply to he hostile "BITE ME!" from some stranger named Tom. She didn't know how to take his remark" YOU SUCK!

At first she was more upset than ever, that some stranger would put her down without even knowing her. But then again, she HAD fired the first volley in this battle.

But as Jessica stared at the three word message on her screen: "YOU SUCK! Tom" and read it aloud faster and faster, she suddenly found herself saying it all as one sentnece: "You suck Tom!"

She laughed.

Then she shrugged. Why NOT get playful and flirty with this total stranger.

So she typed her reply:

"I suck TOM?" I'd rather suck DICK!"

Jessica

 

[kittykateater]

Tom could hardly believe his eyes. Was this total stranger telling him she wanted to suck on HIS dick?

I'LL BET YOU'RE QUITE GOOD AT THAT!

 

[patford31769]

Jessica tossed her head back and laughed.

IS THAT AN INVITATION?

 

[kittykateater]

Was YOUR original post an invitation? Remember, you posted "bite me!"

 

[patford31769]

Do you LIKE to bite women, Tom, you kinky old so-and-so?

 

[kittykateater]

It's more of a nibble than a bite really. Well, first kisses and licks, THEN the nibbling.

 

[patford31769]

Mmmmm! Sounds wonderful. I think I could use some of that right about now!

 

[kittykateater]

Tough day at the office?

 

[patford31769]

THAT's the understatement of the century!

So...how was YOUR day?

 

[kittykateater]

Hmm...long, miserable flight. 9 hours of meetings, listening to blah-blah-blah!

Yup, the day totally SUCKED!

 

[patford31769]

Aww, poor baby!

I'll bet we'd both feel a whole helluva lot better if I could "totally suck"...on YOU!

 

[kittykateater]

HELL YES!

So...what R U wearing?

 

[patford31769]

Black fishnet stiockings...knee high. Held up by a black garter belt.

Nothing else. No bra, no panties.

Oh, and I'm wearing a big happy smile now at the thought that you might actually let my mouth devour your big hard cock!

So, tell me...what are YOU wearing?

 

[kittykateater]

Nothing but a big, goofy, happy grin...from thinking about you.

Oh, and I'm also "wearing" a hard-on as big as Texas...ALSO from thinking about you!

But wearing nothing else.

 

[patford31769]

Goddamn but I wish I was with you right now to see that! To touch it. To stroke it tenderly, like it DESERVES to be stroked, To kiss it. To suck it.

 

[kittykateater]

Sounds like SOMEONE's gettin' pretty horny!

 

[patford31769]

Damn Right!

 

[kittykateater]

Me, too.

What city R U in right now?

Aww, what difference does it make anyway? U R probably too damned far away to relieve our mutual horniness anyway...except via online virtual sex.

 

[patford31769]

You're probably right <sigh>...Cincinnati's probably like 2 million miles from wherever you are right now. No way you and I could get together and fuck each other's brains out tonight! TOO BAD! I could REALLY use a nice hot hard fuck right now!

Besides, I couldn't POSSIBLY travel to another city to be with you tonight. Gotta attend day 2 of that stupid boring accountant's convention tomorrow.

 

[kittykateater]

You have GOT to be shitting me! I'm in Cincinnati right now, too...for that same stupid, boring accountant's convention!

Maybe not so stupid after all...it led me to find YOU tonight, didn't it?

 

[patford31769]

My motel is on Central Parkway. How far from there RU staying?

 

[kittykateater]

OMG! I'm on Central Pkwy too!

Which motel RU in?

 

[patford31769]

Best Western