Installing a Husband

[DG Hear]

I just received this and thought I'd share it.
DG


> INSTALLING A HUSBAND
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> Dear Tech support,
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> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1.
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> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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> What can I do?
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> Signed,
> Desperate
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> Dear Desparate,
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> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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> But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
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> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother- In-Law 1.0 (It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
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> Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
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> Good Luck,
> Tech Support
>

 

[rgraham666]

Don't think it's easy for those of us on other side of the coin.

 

[DG Hear]

Cool!

That one is good too. haha
DG

 

[neonlyte]

Look guys... (and gals) the symbiosis of installing Wife 1.0 or Husband 1.0 are never going to be achieved unless sufficient resources exist within the system to render the interface in 'real time'. Most systems don't have this capability.

As a stop gap, Lesbian 1.2 has shown a remarkable capability in curbing the excess requirements of Wife 1.0... it even seems to smooth the operating of Husband 1.0, though none of the tech people I've spoken with quite understand why.

Child 1.0 is a 'must install' under Husband 1.0. Yes... I know it costs a lot as an add-on but the benefits are obvious once you realise Wife 1.0's operating system is swamped by Child 1.0 and consequently, NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1 all run much more smoothly (addendum: I recommend adding Flowers 0.7 Beta to even out bumpy patches) Some guys even run Mistress 2.3 alongside Child 1.0, there really is no compatibility problem unless you try to run both programs simultaneously... in which case, try Jewelry 7.0, but usually it requires a re-install of the hard-drive and operating system. Remember, Mistress 2.3 must always be run in 'safe mode'.

People operating under Husband 1.0 (usually women) will find installing Lesbian 1.2 increases Husband 1.0 performance dramatically, these programs must be run in tandem for maximum effect, spontaneous overloads can easily be cleaned with QwikWipe 4.1.

 

[DG Hear]

Wow!!!

Look guys... (and gals) the symbiosis of installing Wife 1.0 or Husband 1.0 are never going to be achieved unless sufficient resources exist within the system to render the interface in 'real time'. Most systems don't have this capability.

As a stop gap, Lesbian 1.2 has shown a remarkable capability in curbing the excess requirements of Wife 1.0... it even seems to smooth the operating of Husband 1.0, though none of the tech people I've spoken with quite understand why.

Child 1.0 is a 'must install' under Husband 1.0. Yes... I know it costs a lot as an add-on but the benefits are obvious once you realise Wife 1.0's operating system is swamped by Child 1.0 and consequently, NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1 all run much more smoothly (addendum: I recommend adding Flowers 0.7 Beta to even out bumpy patches) Some guys even run Mistress 2.3 alongside Child 1.0, there really is no compatibility problem unless you try to run both programs simultaneously... in which case, try Jewelry 7.0, but usually it requires a re-install of the hard-drive and operating system. Remember, Mistress 2.3 must always be run in 'safe mode'.

People operating under Husband 1.0 (usually women) will find installing Lesbian 1.2 increases Husband 1.0 performance dramatically, these programs must be run in tandem for maximum effect, spontaneous overloads can easily be cleaned with QwikWipe 4.1.

Where can I buy that program. Does it come in different colors?

 

[Guest]

I'm looking for the Happy Massuer 8.5 - can anyone find me a copy of that?

 

[neonlyte]

I'm looking for the Happy Massuer 8.5 - can anyone find me a copy of that?

It's on a double-sided DVD, you can install front or back separately. If you've previously installed OiledToRide.beta hit the friction tab before running HappyMasseur.

DG - I've sent you a copy of Mistress 2.3, clean your cache of passwords before running otherwise Mistress 2.3 may erroneously start fucking with other programmes.

 

[DG Hear]

Thanks you

It's on a double-sided DVD, you can install front or back separately. If you've previously installed OiledToRide.beta hit the friction tab before running HappyMasseur.

DG - I've sent you a copy of Mistress 2.3, clean your cache of passwords before running otherwise Mistress 2.3 may erroneously start fucking with other programmes.

Thanks, I don't want my Mistress fucking anyone but me. I need my cache cleaned.
Thanks DG