Insomniacs of the world, goodnight.

[FatDino]

Already there, Darling.

Good, now, you're seeing sheep jumping over a fence.

One sheep. Two sheep. Three sheep.

Four...

You're getting sleepy, very sleepy.

And you're gonna have sweet wet dreams.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

One sheep. Two sheep. Three sheep.

Four...

Is that you, Dr Seuss?

 

[FatDino]

Is that you, Dr Seuss?

Now now, you're supposed to be counting sheep!

Close your eyes and look at the sheep again.

But I kinda like the prefix "Dr." in front of my name, maybe Dr Dino.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Now now, you're supposed to be counting sheep!

Close your eyes and look at the sheep again.

But I kinda like the prefix "Dr." in front of my name, maybe Dr Dino.

I'm too tired to count, Dr. Dino.

 

[FatDino]

I'm too tired to count, Dr. Dino.

I don't think my telling you bedtime stories will ever put you to sleep though. I keep asking (no one in particular) silly questions about stories as I go along. And I think you'll just find it too amusing.

How about I pat you on the stomach? I used to put my cousin, my nephew, and...my mom to sleep by doing that.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I don't think my telling you bedtime stories will ever put you to sleep though. I keep asking (no one in particular) silly questions about stories as I go along. And I think you'll just find it too amusing.

How about I pat you on the stomach? I used to put my cousin, my nephew, and...my mom to sleep by doing that.

Uhm . . . ask Abs what that does to me . . .

 

[FatDino]

Uhm . . . ask Abs what that does to me . . .

I don't think I want to go there. I still want my head on my neck.

No patting, then.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

It's light outside, the birds are singing, and the coffee is brewing.

To run, or not to run. That is the question.

 

[FatDino]

It's light outside, the birds are singing, and the coffee is brewing.

To run, or not to run. That is the question.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLEEP!

Capital letters and all.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLEEP!

Capital letters and all.

I have to get up in 30 minutes, Sweetheart.

I'm sorry I let you down.

 

[FatDino]

I have to get up in 30 minutes, Sweetheart.

I'm sorry I let you down.

Don't be sorry. But promise you will get lots of sleep later today and tonight, please?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Don't be sorry. But promise you will get lots of sleep later today and tonight, please?

Dr. Dino orders?

I promise, if you promise the same.

 

[FatDino]

Dr. Dino orders?

I promise, if you promise the same.

Yes, she orders.

Well, I promise I'll try. I'm working all day tomorrow and won't make it home til at least 10pm. Then I'll have to shower, wait for hair to dry because I don't believe in hair dryers. We're looking at 11:45 at the earliest...

 

[Guest]

I knew there had to be one of these threads about.

Bleah.

 

[rgraham666]

Me too, sweetie.

Blasted nightmares.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Right there with you! Meh!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Ditto, that. Must have been the night for it. I finally fell asleep at about 3, and had nightmares akin to something written by Stephen King, directed by a combination of M. Night Shyamalan and Quentin Tarantino, if all three of them were possessed by demons and on a cocktail of speed, weed and violence.

Fun.

 

[rgraham666]

You'd think it was a full moon or something.