Insomniac Theatre of the Wierd

[SecretScribe]

I see that an explanation is needed ... or perhaps the people awake at this late hour are truly blinded by their exhaustion. This thread is supposed to make no sense, ... BUT ... in as weird a fashion as possible. Hints of meaning are welcomed but if ever true sense begins to show it's ugly face then you must stamp it out in as ridculous and truly strange a manner as possible.

I know you people ... because I am you people ... save your logic and your desire to keep it together for the other threads. Here you need to cut loose and make the madmen of Planet X sit up and take notice.

Now ... go forthe and stupify ...

Be warned ... if you start making too much sense, you will be banned from this thread.

Sooo ... Just exactly where did I leave my blue gardenia?

 

[SecretScribe]

Surely there are others who wish to defy common sense ... or any sense, smell included?

 

[SecretScribe]

Sad ... that so many people would ignore the papal bull on wolf's clothing

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

What's the dress code for this thread?

 

[SecretScribe]

What's the dress code for this thread?

semi-nude victoriana ...


4 and 20 black birds ...
wore a green tie
and when the tie was woven
the girls were all too shy

 

[SecretScribe]

put some thought into your insanity ...

have a Volvo!

 

[mark197205]

hmmmm? tastes like chicken.........

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

*leaving my clothes at the door and going over to the bar*

 

[SecretScribe]

Defy the bounds of convention ...

Divide light

 

[DJHyrrikhayne]

Defy the bounds of convention ...

Divide light

And unify darkness

 

[SecretScribe]

And unify darkness

Darkness reigned o'er the land ...

but the popsicles were really cool ...

 

[SecretScribe]

Has anyone seen Witchie?

She's got my poodle ...

 

[SecretScribe]

who wandered to the store ...

and bought a genuine, faux-fur, tadpole

 

[SecretScribe]

I swear ... this forum must be a hot be of Republicans, given how conservative everybody is being ... get off your duffs and think outside the conehead

 

[SecretScribe]

did I mention that 9 out of 10 cabinent members think this thread needs mouthwash?

 

[SecretScribe]

In light of recent reports that this thread is in danger of dying a mercifiully short death, please be advised that the reports are untrue and that madness will yet reign.

Beyond that tidbit of news. I have to say that your pink bunny slippers are quite fetching ...

 

[Tsi'Mri]

fourteen blackbirds disagree

 

[omahaman2]

a perfect thread for thee

 

[charmed1]

As I have nothing of interest to add, here's a

 

[Cathleen]

Sacrificing fruits?

 

[agardineruk]

xxxxx

 

[Cathleen]

I'd never turn down the chance to guacamole.