Insomnia

Eumenides

I Am Little Spoon
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It strikes again.


Took medicine.


Did relaxation exercises.


Bath hasn't worked in ages (hate sleeping with wet hair).


WHAT DO I DO?????
 
Siren said:
JUST
GO
TO

SLEEP.

that doesn't always work though.

I have found that sometimes listening to previous years state of the union addresses puts my right to sleep. :D
 
Azwed said:


that doesn't always work though.

I have found that sometimes listening to previous years state of the union addresses puts my right to sleep. :D

That might work.


Or maybe an orgasm.

Hmmm...
 
Swirling, Whirling, Restless...

I understand. However, I am going to try once more.

I am supposed to tell you Emoodie, that Debbie is writing naughty poetry.:D
 
Re: Swirling, Whirling, Restless...

SummerRose said:
I understand. However, I am going to try once more.

I am supposed to tell you Emoodie, that Debbie is writing naughty poetry.:D

Thank goodness she isn't sharing right now!

I'd be up forever!!!!!!

:D

Night summery...sleep tight.
 
I would lay flat on my back and slowly flex my muscles starting with my toes.

curl your toes and hands into tight balls hold for a five count... release and exhale. (Do not take in a deep breath)

do this a couple of times, or go to another step.

curl your toes, make a fist, tense up your legs, flex your arms... hold for a 5 count and release slowly exhale. remember do not take a deep breath.

you can modify this however you want, ig you have long nails don't make a fist, seperate your fingers and strain at holding them apart

good luck on getting some sleep
 
Thanks, Heavystick.

Been there.
Done that.
Got the t-shirt that says, "still awake, dammit!"
 
ok... I'd beat off so hard the neighbors thought there was a gang war going on in my house. (cussing at myself didn't help). it's embarrassing when the police tell you to "drop what's in your hands" and a sudden smacking sound on my stomach is heard....

uhoh TMI
 
HeavyStick said:
ok... I'd beat off so hard the neighbors thought there was a gang war going on in my house. (cussing at myself didn't help). it's embarrassing when the police tell you to "drop what's in your hands" and a sudden smacking sound on my stomach is heard....

uhoh TMI

Yup!

Off to try the orgasm route.

Let's hope it works.
 
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