InsightRiot

[Matthew Craig]

What does your tits smells like?

 

[Matthew Craig]

burmp

 

[InsightRiot]

They smell like melons.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Ripe melons...?

 

[von_Bismarck]

They smell like melons.

Tits or GTFO.

 

[InsightRiot]

One of my favorite scents is cucumber melon.

 

[beew]

Tits or GTFO.

She should spray poo on them when You're around.
Get off her lawn, Bob!

 

[SpeareChucker]

I like my melon balls steeped in grain alcohol...

 

[von_Bismarck]

She should spray poo on them when You're around.
Get off her lawn, Bob!

What does the goat say?

 

[Matthew Craig]

They smell like melons.

Mmmelons. Honey dew?

 

[Kantarii]

Ripe melons...?

You beat me to that.

 

[InsightRiot]

My melons are definitely seedless.

 

[InsightRiot]

You beat me to that.

Kant rearranges how I think of cucumber melon scents.

 

[SpeareChucker]

You beat me to that.

I didn't know it was a contest.


What did I win?

Sour grapes?

 

[von_Bismarck]

My melons are definitely seedless.

Still waiting for those tits.

 

[InsightRiot]

Still waiting for those tits.

Show me your seeded melons first!

 

[Kantarii]

Kant rearranges how I think of cucumber melon scents.

If it makes you feel better, no one is going to ask me what my artificial tits smell like

 

[von_Bismarck]

Show me your seeded melons first!

Would you like your melons seeded?

 

[InsightRiot]

If it makes you feel better, no one asked me what my artificial tits smell like

I was being playful.

Back to the jokes: I bet your artificial melons smell like bacon!

 

[InsightRiot]

Would you like your melons seeded?

Not by you, gross!

 

[Kantarii]

I was being playful.

Back to the jokes: I bet your artificial melons smell like bacon!

Well, I can at least laugh at myself here, so if the washing machine doesn’t eat one of my tits, then the drier is going to give me breast reduction sooner or later

 

[InsightRiot]

Well, I can at least laugh at myself here, so if the washing machine doesn’t eat one of my tits, then the drier is going to give me breast reduction sooner or later

Totally rearranging how I think of meatsocks.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I spilled some mustard on my shirt at lunch...

 

[Kantarii]

I was being playful.

Back to the jokes: I bet your artificial melons smell like bacon!

Hell, naw, my artificial melons don’t smell like bacon. They do start out smelling like Dove soap at some point. After a little makeup to create the illusion of cleavage, a tight bra adds the finishing touches to the illusion of what isn’t there. Water balloons give the extra touch of a realistic bounce until my water breaks.... hahaha

 

[InsightRiot]

I spilled some mustard on my shirt at lunch...

mmm, a corndog sounds delicious!