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[nzfulcifan]

Put it inside, put it inside
Open it up, open it wide.
Make me scream, you filthy hag
Put it in, make me gag.
Put it inside.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*thinking about whether Kiwi poetry is better or worse than Kiwi naughty bits*

welcome
bj

 

[Angeline]

*thinking about whether Kiwi poetry is better or worse than Kiwi naughty bits*

welcome
bj

In this thread I would say they are about par.

And Mr. NZ, I dunno if you want feedback or not. It's rhythmic and you have a good way with rhyme. Would be better if it were longer and had more of a story to it, imo. Oh. I mean the poem.

 

[normal jean]

In this thread I would say they are about par.

And Mr. NZ, I dunno if you want feedback or not. It's rhythmic and you have a good way with rhyme. Would be better if it were longer and had more of a story to it, imo. Oh. I mean the poem.

LMAO

yeah, welcome to the board, hope you stick around

 

[Guest]

In this thread I would say they are about par.

And Mr. NZ, I dunno if you want feedback or not. It's rhythmic and you have a good way with rhyme. Would be better if it were longer and had more of a story to it, imo. Oh. I mean the poem.

And keep up the writing, masturbation makes perfect, I mean practice.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

In this thread I would say they are about par.

And Mr. NZ, I dunno if you want feedback or not. It's rhythmic and you have a good way with rhyme. Would be better if it were longer and had more of a story to it, imo. Oh. I mean the poem.

*coffeespew*

I've thought further and of the two, I'm more impressed by the cock. But the writing is nicely raw and has potential. As is the wedding tackle.

Somehow I'm inspired toward thoughts of CBT, though. That looks quite perfectly slappable.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Oh dear. I do believe each and every one of you has gone and shown your snarky elitist side.


In order to save your poetic and snarky souls you must go to Nymph confession with the resident Nymph/Doctor/Pseudo Priestess.


Spankings all around as penance, I'm afraid.



Bend over.

 

[Eluard]

In this thread I would say they are about par.

O come on! If the poem were a cock it would barely measure a quarter of an inch!

 

[Sara Crewe]

O come on! If the poem were a cock it would barely measure a quarter of an inch!

That's a whole other thread idea...


"If that poem were a cock, it would be..."

 

[unpredictablebijou]

That's a whole other thread idea...


"If that poem were a cock, it would be..."

*brutal linebacker moves to be first in line for spankings*

and that exercise BEGS for a new thread. And it makes me want to go read Jamison's latest in the Hot Summer thread again. And again. And again.

That one would be two cocks, both completely beautiful. And shiny. and all mine.

bj

 

[Angeline]

O come on! If the poem were a cock it would barely measure a quarter of an inch!

Hence my recommendation. I'm a poetry size queen.

 

[Sara Crewe]

*brutal linebacker moves to be first in line for spankings*

and that exercise BEGS for a new thread. And it makes me want to go read Jamison's latest in the Hot Summer thread again. And again. And again.

That one would be two cocks, both completely beautiful. And shiny. and all mine.

bj

Hmm, pushing gets you sent to the end of the line Mme. Vizier. You will now have to wait and watch while I spank everyone else.

Wow...El is first in line. Who woulda thunk it? Why do I have this feeling that it might not be a good idea to spank El. He strikes me as a you smack me--I smack you back harder kinda dude.


*smacks El*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*whines penitently and petulantly, sits in corner in voyeur mode, secretly just as contented*


POETRY SIZE QUEEN LOL LOL LOL ROFFLE!

bj

 

[Angeline]

*whines penitently and petulantly, sits in corner in voyeur mode, secretly just as contented*


POETRY SIZE QUEEN LOL LOL LOL ROFFLE!

bj

Here honey. I'll spank you while you wait. It'll be like a little spanky apertif until Sara is done punching out El.

 

[Angeline]

And keep up the writing, masturbation makes perfect, I mean practice.

That may just be the perfect Literotica sig line.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Here honey. I'll spank you while you wait. It'll be like a little spanky apertif until Sara is done punching out El.

Hey. Hey. I'm smackin' El on his bottom--I'm not punching him!!
Don't be getting me into trouble! I do fine on my own tyvm!!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Here honey. I'll spank you while you wait. It'll be like a little spanky apertif until Sara is done punching out El.

Spanky aperitif LOL! You, darling, are completely on a roll tonight.

Apple galette. DO WANT.

Hey. Hey. I'm smackin' El on his bottom--I'm not punching him!!
Don't be getting me into trouble! I do fine on my own tyvm!!

He's being very brave. I haven't heard a single whimper from him. Obviously a very tough boy.

Get him to lie to me and tell me he's wearing a kilt, hm?

I take back what I said earlier about how much better we are than the GB. Post over there and even if you're neato, you'll probably be abused. Post over here and, neato or not, not only will we welcome you, we'll hold a party in your thread while you're not around and have appetizers and spankings.

The PFnD is full of excellent hosts.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

He's being very brave. I haven't heard a single whimper from him. Obviously a very tough boy.

Get him to lie to me and tell me he's wearing a kilt, hm?



bj

El and I seem to keep separate hours. So, really I'm not being brave by sassin and smacking him 'cause he already left for work.

Oh,we are both wearing kilts. It's Scottish spanking day 'round the world!

 

[Guest]

That may just be the perfect Literotica sig line.

Then I'm friggin brilliant!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

El and I seem to keep separate hours. So, really I'm not being brave by sassin and smacking him 'cause he already left for work.

Oh,we are both wearing kilts. It's Scottish spanking day 'round the world!

*runs around in little circles fanning self and whimpering*

Then I'm friggin brilliant!

Yeah, well, we knew that. Why'd you think all teh hawt poet chix have tiny moist crushes on you?

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Then I'm friggin brilliant!

Scottish spankings for being friggin' brilliant!!




I'm busy avoiding my latest assignment for my friggin' course. Don't mind me. It's made me violent and intrusive.

 

[Angeline]

Hey. Hey. I'm smackin' El on his bottom--I'm not punching him!!
Don't be getting me into trouble! I do fine on my own tyvm!!

Excuse me. I'm just some poor thing in Maine sitting in front of a keyboard. I love my mental images of you all, and my vision of you is feisty. Very feisty. I like to imagine you punching lol.

 

[Angeline]

Then I'm friggin brilliant!

Darling I've been saying that for years.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Excuse me. I'm just some poor thing in Maine sitting in front of a keyboard. I love my mental images of you all, and my vision of you is feisty. Very feisty. I like to imagine you punching lol.

lol. Okay. I am feisty and I will punch if need be. I had like five bazillion older male cousins around me when I was growing up and it was punch or get thrown some place bad. I leaned to punch and pinch and tickle. And I so didn't care if they said I fought like a girl as long as nobody threw me in with the pigs or where ever their latest torture locale was that day.

I, however, do not have a good sense of how big El is and therefore, I aint punchin' him 'cause I umm don't wanna die.

 

[Eluard]

Hmm, pushing gets you sent to the end of the line Mme. Vizier. You will now have to wait and watch while I spank everyone else.

Wow...El is first in line. Who woulda thunk it? Why do I have this feeling that it might not be a good idea to spank El. He strikes me as a you smack me--I smack you back harder kinda dude.


*smacks El*

lmao — and don't tell me that that's not exactly what you like!