The early lights of daylight were creeping into a subterranean city as a small little fowl creature was getting ready to let loose a verbal carnage upon the sleeping inhabitants.
His name was Freddy and he was a Rooster. Perhaps in another life he was some gay front man for a rock group, a cartoon character from ages past or some radical on sabitical getting wasted in Tel Aviv. Was no matter thought the pea brained Rooster because the first rays of sunlight were fast approaching.
Freddy was lost in this big city huddled next to a stone structure whereupon several bigger ugly furless animals would occassionally leave him some scraps. Food time could wait for a warmth of sunlight brushed his cool feathers meaning it was singing time. Next to an openning in the building Freddy let loose.
"Cock a doodle do"
"Ah shit" screamed some voice from the other side of the openning.
"Oh please don't stop. I am cumming now" came a voice from the same direction.
10 seconds passed. Another voice can be heard.
"Hey honey I must have dozed off on the sofa. I ah...honey...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
"Cock a doodle do"
"I'm sorry..."
"You aren't my wife. You are a fuckin' whore. Is that sperm dripping down your mouth. And you! I'm gonna kill you motherfucker"
Freddy jumps up as he hears several loud sounds (BANG! BANG!). He urinates on the pavement, races around in circles and naturally...
"Cock a doodle do"
Freddy hears the higher pitched voice speak.
"Ah shit I just killed my husband and he killed my lover. It's not safe. I better make a run for it"
"Cock a doodle do"
Freddy watches as one of the "humans" run out and watches as she slips on some of his urine on the pavement, falls backwards and smash her head. Freddy waits sometime to make sure the "human" isn't moving. He moves close and pecks at her cheek where he tastes something sticky and yet familiar.
It is at that precise moment that he watches a bicycle race and kicks the dead human's fat bottomed ass and...
So, if an alien watches Freddy listening to the "humans", and Freddy developed a brain after he grew from his pod, that quick lil' story would be ON topic!