Insane Private Messages!

[Guest]

I just received this message. I'm thinking, what the fu-? Should this have gone to ABS?

Anyway, I read it out loud to my husband and asked him how should I respond. His reply is below.



Can you please please please,I beg you,tell me what do to myself to hurt myself,please tell me how to torture myself,because I want to think its you.

I`ve been reading your posts for like 5 hours and I swear to god,its been a 5 hard as a stone hours.

I beg you,just tell me couple of words on how to torture myself,whatever crazy you can think about,I swear Im gonna do (to imagine its you doing it) .Please,I beg you

Thank you very much
















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[arienette]

I just received this message. I'm thinking, what the fu-? Should this have gone to ABS?

Anyway, I read it out loud to my husband and asked him how should I respond. His reply is below.



Can you please please please,I beg you,tell me what do to myself to hurt myself,please tell me how to torture myself,because I want to think its you.

I`ve been reading your posts for like 5 hours and I swear to god,its been a 5 hard as a stone hours.

I beg you,just tell me couple of words on how to torture myself,whatever crazy you can think about,I swear Im gonna do (to imagine its you doing it) .Please,I beg you

Thank you very much
















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A fantastic reply!!!

 

[rgraham666]

Amazing what exists in the dark corners of the internet, isn't it?

 

[MercyMia]

LOL! Some people might be really bored or provocative.
Good answer from your husband

 

[Guest]

He wrote back with this -


Please,it wont take long for you,just a few words,please,I beg you


Does he not understand my Lit name?

I suppose I could understand it more if my name was Dominatrix Bitch from Hell, but sweetsubsarahh???

Gawd.

 

[3113]

Can you please please please,I beg you,tell me what do to myself to hurt myself,please tell me how to torture myself,because I want to think its you.

What is it about you Sarah? You've got this name with "sub" so clearly in it...yet this is the SECOND time you've gotten solicited by some guy who wants a Dom (remember little mickey with his wee weewee?). It's SO not fair!

I do like the "thank you so very much" after all that begging

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm what if the person who send the PM was Shepherd Smith..... you cold have told him to blow anderson cooper on air.......

Think of the ratings!

 

[Guest]

What is it about you Sarah? You've got this name with "sub" so clearly in it...yet this is the SECOND time you've gotten solicited by some guy who wants a Dom (remember little mickey with his wee weewee?). It's SO not fair!

I do like the "thank you so very much" after all that begging

I tend to attract the creepy types, I guess.

*sigh*

Maybe I should get a new Lit name with evil bitch in it or something.

(Then I'll attract people who wish to make me a sub.)

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I tend to attract the creepy types, I guess.

*sigh*

Maybe I should get a new Lit name with evil bitch in it or something.

(Then I'll attract people who wish to make me a sub.)

Wooohooo! I'm a creepy type!

Even without the evil bitch alt id.

 

[rgraham666]

I tend to attract the creepy types, I guess.

*sigh*

Maybe I should get a new Lit name with evil bitch in it or something.

(Then I'll attract people who wish to make me a sub.)

Oh! Oh! Me! Me!

 

[Guest]

Wooohooo! I'm a creepy type!

Even without the evil bitch alt id.

Nahh, I already know you.

I'm talking about attracting unknown creepy types.

 

[Guest]

Oh! Oh! Me! Me!

 

[cloudy]

I would break out my juan imitation, just to add to the general bizarreness, but he only likes sick lebsians.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why are you getting my PM's???

 

[Guest]

Why are you getting my PM's???

That was my thought.

I'll forward him to you so you can slap him around.

 

[rgraham666]

Why are you getting my PM's???

Yeah. If someone wants to be hurt, Abs is the person to talk to.

 

[Recidiva]

I got the same PM. I mentioned something about popsicles and paper cuts.

 

[Liar]

I got the same PM. I mentioned something about popsicles and paper cuts.

Combined?

Strike that, I don't wanna know. Let me just wander happily in my vanilla world, ok?

 

[Recidiva]

Combined?

Strike that, I don't wanna know. Let me just wander happily in my vanilla world, ok?

I also just sent him a link to this thread. So maybe it'll stop.

 

[Guest]

I also just sent him a link to this thread. So maybe it'll stop.

OK, now THAT's torture.

Well done!

 

[Recidiva]

OK, now THAT's torture.

Well done!

*waves to the guy*

I told him all he needed to be tortured was to keep talking to me.

 

[Guest]

*waves to the guy*

I told him all he needed to be tortured was to keep talking to me.

He should read Ab's plans for him. Maybe she'll forward that PM.

 

[Recidiva]

He should read Ab's plans for him. Maybe she'll forward that PM.

Oooh, I wanna see that one too.

I hope she threatens to shiv him.

I love the word "shiv" when she says it.

 

[Guest]

Oooh, I wanna see that one too.

I hope she threatens to shiv him.

I love the word "shiv" when she says it.

 

[Guest]

OK, creepy boy just sent THIS to me.

Can you please please please,I beg you,tell me what do to myself to hurt myself,please tell me how to torture myself,because I want to think its you.

I`ve been reading your posts for like 5 hours and I swear to god,its been a 5 hard as a stone hours.

I beg you,just tell me couple of words on how to torture myself,whatever crazy you can think about,I swear Im gonna do (to imagine its you doing it) .Please,I beg you

Thank you very much

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Please don`t lie.I never sent no messages to you.I dont even know you.So,dont talk things that you know that aren`t the truth.

He's on ignore now. Jesus.