Indians in America

[Guest]

Hello everyone

I was born in Delhi but moved to NY state when I was three.

I have agreed to meet my mom's friend's daughter in India. I've actually briefly met her in person last time I went to India a few years ago, and I will be seeing her for a couple of weeks in December/January. We've started corresponding in letters.

I've got a couple of questions though.

One, is that she is a hardcore vegetarian while I eat everything. She would prefer a vegetarian. Does anyone know if this could be a source of major conflict?

Another is that she claims that looks are not important to her at all. Is she lying or what? I'm really surprised to hear that esp. since thats like one of the most important things to girls here. Not that it would be a problem for me, i'm happy with the way i look, but still i dont want a girl that will have no passion.

also, she mentioned something about wanting to be "handled with care" and treated nicely in bed as opposed to being used for my own pleasure only.

Is this girl irrationally afraid that sex is only for the man's pleasure and to use and put down women? would she be frigid and sexually repressed?

i have no problem at all with being patient with her. but i dont want a situation where i have a lifetime of horrible sex because the girl i'm with was raised to believe it is a bad thing or something.

all the other things about her seem very good. she seems like a very nice girl, well educated, and would be happy in a more family/housewife role as opposed to being a career woman. she said herself that she's not an ambitious girl and doesn't like the sleaziness of the outside world, would prefer being around family and children and living a simpler life, so its not like by being a housewife she would be forced into a life she doesn't want.

and anyway i wrote in my letter to her that there is no problem if she has a job. if she has a job i can help more with the household duties. but still the primary role of the man is bringing in income and primary role of the woman is taking care of house and family.

 

[Guest]

Namasteh!
Jambo!
Kamsa ham nida!

 

[badbabysitter]

hello yayati

 

[Guest]

 

[islandman]

someone posted a hindi word the other day: phagggg.

I'm pretty sure it means yayati.

 

[Pyper]

Wouldn't it be funny if one day some innocent Indian poster came in here asking for advice? They would think we are absolutely crazy.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

RELIGIOUS MERGER CREATES 900 MILLION HINJEWS
Attainment of Nirvana Still Goal, But Not So Important
That You Should Miss Cousin Vijay's Bar Mitzvah

New Delhi, India (SatireWire.com) — Hinjew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has not worked out as planned, as instead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race of 900 million people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated, can never please their mothers.

"On paper, this was a textbook alliance — two smaller competitors join forces to take on a larger adversary," said New Delhi resident Chandra Gopan. "But the synergies are just not there. For instance, I still believe I must pursue my own dharmic path to ultimate happiness, but when I get there, I just know my mother will find something wrong with it."

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Military officers, in particular, have found assimilation difficult. "We were all excited at first, especially about the Kama Sutra parts, but it's not going to work," Israeli Col. Benyamin Telluk said at a joint press conference with Indian officers. "I mean, just this morning, I was showing Col. Bhadrak here pictures of my family, and he said my wife was a cow."

"I said his wife reminds me of a cow," Bhadrak explained.

"Oh, you've said it again!" screamed Telluk.

"It's a compliment!" answered Bhadrak.

Hinjews across the world, meanwhile, said they also were too busy dealing with integration to worry about Pakistanis, Palestinians, or any other opponents.

"Surprisingly, it's not the big issues, like is there one God or are there many? It's the little things," said New York City Hinjew Nathan Feldman. "Like my Hindu half acknowledges that this world is full of suffering, but my Jewish half just goes on and on about it."

SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A NICE HINJEW GIRL?

However, most agreed that even if other issues could be overcome, maternal obstacles to Hinjuism would always exist.

"Yesterday, my former self was killed in a car accident," said the late Gori Bhupendra of Madras. "But I had good karma, so I was reincarnated this morning into the Vaisya caste. To me, this is a step up, right?"


But then Bhupendra's former Sudras mother tracked him down.

"She says, 'Oh, Vaisya now, is it? Very nice. Of course, your former brother is a Ksatriya, but he was always an overachiever.'"

Meanwhile, Muslim nations, citing the difficult Hinjew merger, said they have discontinued talks with the world's largest religion to form Chrislam.

"It wouldn't have worked anyway," said Imam Satra Mohammed of Damascus. "The first time we drank the communion wine, we would have all had to kill ourselves."

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