Incurable Ear-Worms

[Extreme Bohunk]

So many earworms, so little ammunition.

I think we can all agree that
'It's a small world after all'

 

[SeaCat]

Hi Barbie!
Hi Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump in!
Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie Girl in the Barbie world
My boobs are plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie Girl in the Barbie world
My boobs are plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

(Is that enough?)

Cat

 

[Huckleman2000]

ear-worm marketing

In Seattle, we just got Air America Radio on an AM station not too long ago, and it's going through the usual groping for advertisers until the next ratings come out and they've got a story to tell for advertisers...

So, there's one advertiser whose entire commercial is a catchy, rhythm guitar riff with a completely innocuous lead melody solo guitar that leads up to "Toy-o-ta of...(da da da da dum) Lake Ci-ty". Then it goes on wit hthe catchy riff, and builds two times more to the "Toy-o-ta of...(da da da da dum) Lake Ci-ty". Those are the only lyrics to the song.

The only purpose of the ad is to implant this earworm jingle, and damned if it doesn't work to perfection!

This ad is an irrefutable 30 second argument for the assualt weapons ban.