Incident at Vancouver airport

[LukkyKnight]

 

[LordLucan74]

Obviously Al Qaida are behind this. What a damn clever weapon!!! Thanks for this warning... I will now only fly via Manitoba

 

[QuickDuck]

eeek! where's godzilla when you need her?


-edit- i just noticed it was a BA aircraft.... never mind

 

[curious2c]

hey...is that...no....it is! it's BOB Bytchin! Man, he must have HUGE cajones!

 

[Freya]

That thing looks like a giant gopher - what the fuck is it?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Godzilla's a he...isn't he?

 

[QuickDuck]

That thing looks like a giant gopher - what the fuck is it?

I think you will find that it is a giant gopher.... just a guess though

 

[Cerberus666]

fuck godzilla, we need Reptar.
I watch way too much nickolodeon.

 

[QuickDuck]

Godzilla's a he...isn't he?

is it? oh damn..... then what is the name the other female one? or am i just on drugs again?

 

[Freya]

I think you will find that it is a giant gopher.... just a guess though

Phew, thanks. And I hadn't even had a drink yet.

 

[LordLucan74]

That thing looks like a giant gopher - what the fuck is it?

Obviously it is HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh

 

[Cerberus666]

I thought Godzilla was a she as well. someone should do some research.

 

[Lady X]

That thing looks like a giant gopher - what the fuck is it?

Run for cover! Whatever the hell it is it looks ready to explode!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Marmot

That thing looks like a giant gopher - what the fuck is it?

Look, rule #1 on Halloween clearly states: If you encounter either 1) an oversized animal, 2) a child speaking in an un-natural voice, or 3) anything oozing from a wall, do not stop to ask what it is. If you're armed, open fire, empty your clip into it, then run the other way. If unarmed skip directly to run the other way.

Oddly enough, only middle and upper-class white people in North America need to be told this rule.

 

[Freya]

Re: Marmot

Look, rule #1 on Halloween clearly states: If you encounter either 1) an oversized animal, 2) a child speaking in an un-natural voice, or 3) anything oozing from a wall, do not stop to ask what it is. If you're armed, open fire, empty your clip into it, then run the other way. If unarmed skip directly to run the other way.

Oddly enough, only middle and upper-class white people in North America need to be told this rule.

Well some have said I was low class - what are you telling me for?

 

[QuickDuck]

hmmm or else the flying spinning rocket turtle thing.... ummm Gamora?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Isn't Gamora an STD?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Mothra was a he. And he has two tiny singin' chicks with him.

Maybe Godzilla was a she in some movies, and a he in others.

 

[QuickDuck]

Isn't Gamora an STD?

Ahhh i was close.... its Gamera

 

[QuickDuck]

Or else, just go straight for Ultraman

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Mecha Streisand is unstoppable. She's a she, too.

 

[michaelmt1]

eeek! where's godzilla when you need her?


-edit- i just noticed it was a BA aircraft.... never mind

Its Gammara we need !!!!! He will save the world !!!1







Mike

 

[michaelmt1]

I see k d lang has given up waxing again



Mike

 

[Liontamr]

WARNING!!! CFL joke about to be told...

What those damn Roughrider fans won't do to piss of Lions fans..

I warned ya.. I'm thinking maybe all of four people got that joke, and even those four people didn't think it was very funny.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Re: Marmot

Look, rule #1 on Halloween clearly states: If you encounter either 1) an oversized animal, 2) a child speaking in an un-natural voice, or 3) anything oozing from a wall, do not stop to ask what it is. If you're armed, open fire, empty your clip into it, then run the other way. If unarmed skip directly to run the other way.

Oddly enough, only middle and upper-class white people in North America need to be told this rule.

What bollocks!

It's:

1) Do not run way, stand and gawp speechessly or mutter quietly "Oh my god!" until it is too late. Women, please scream loudly in an unnecessary and highly annoying way - this is especially important if you haven't been spotted by the 'thing' yet.

2)If you must run away, run away in the most idiotic direction and way you can think of. Men, do not forget to turn and go back for the woman who has tripped over an carelessly discarded atom and twisted her ankle. Women, keep a careful for carelessly discarded atoms to trip over.

3) If stuff is oozing from a wall, discard any flashlights or candles, and weapons and immediatly investigate, the cellar is usually the best place to start.

4) If you are trapped in a house with a homicidal maniac ON NO ACCOUNT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE PROPERTY, NOT EVEN IF ALL THE LIGHTS GO OUT. DO NOT CALL THE POLICE OR ANY OTHER PERSON WHO MAY BE ALBLE TO OFFER ASSISTANCE.

If you are a woman alone and you have just heard a noise in the house you must call out "Is anybody there?" On receiving no answer, decide this is a good time to run a bath and start removing your clothes.

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