Incest or EC?

[NotWise]

I'm developing a sex-with-sister-in-law story that will be ready to submit pretty soon. My first reaction was to send it to Incest, but some posts I've read suggest that sisters-in-law are probably not kin enough to trigger much interest over there.

Would erotic coupling be a better choice?

 

[Hypoxia]

Yes on EC. Siblings, (grand)parents/children, aunts/uncles -- THOSE are Incest, with 1/4 or more of shared DNA. Cousins are barely Incest. In-laws and step-kin ain't at all. Now, if his sister-in-law as also his blood aunt...

 

[SusanJillParker]

I'm developing a sex-with-sister-in-law story that will be ready to submit pretty soon. My first reaction was to send it to Incest, but some posts I've read suggest that sisters-in-law are probably not kin enough to trigger much interest over there.

Would erotic coupling be a better choice?

If you live under the same roof in the same household as your sister-in-law than your relationship would be deemed incestuous.

If you want to garner more reads, more votes, and more attention, than I'd submit your story to the incest category.

When I wrote as BostonFictionWriter in 2007, I posted Stripping My Mother-in-law Naked and Sex with my Sister-in-law Samantha. After being on the site for two months the stories earned 850,000 and 650,000 hits respectively. I deleted the stories to publish them as e-Books.

I still wonder how many millions of hits they would have received 8 years later.

My vote is to submit your story to the incest category. Your readers will let you know if you made the right choice.

Good luck.

 

[HandsInTheDark]

Yes on EC. Siblings, (grand)parents/children, aunts/uncles -- THOSE are Incest, with 1/4 or more of shared DNA. Cousins are barely Incest. In-laws and step-kin ain't at all. Now, if his sister-in-law as also his blood aunt...

Thank you so much for sticking "I am my own grandpa" in my head.

 

[NotWise]

Thank you so much for sticking "I am my own grandpa" in my head.

Made me laugh.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Sister-in-law. I vote Loving Wives.

 

[Hypoxia]

Thank you so much for sticking "I am my own grandpa" in my head.

That's one of my favorites too, thank Heinlein.

If you live under the same roof in the same household as your sister-in-law than your relationship would be deemed incestuous.

In some places, yes; in others, no. Incest is quirky and variable. We can define incest by shared DNA; all else are inconstant cultural codes. Fuck, I have GOT to write my WHAT IS INCEST? peice.

Sister-in-law. I vote Loving Wives.

In one configuration, sure. If SueAnn is Earl's brother Burl's wife, yes. If SueAnn is Earl's wife LouAnn's unmarried sister, no. Or maybe she's both. No, wait...

[complicated inbred family tree deleted] Damn, transsexual interracial incest was easier. Can't we throw in identical twins?

 

[SusanJillParker]

That's one of my favorites too, thank Heinlein.

In some places, yes; in others, no. Incest is quirky and variable. We can define incest by shared DNA; all else are inconstant cultural codes. Fuck, I have GOT to write my WHAT IS INCEST? peice.

In one configuration, sure. If SueAnn is Earl's brother Burl's wife, yes. If SueAnn is Earl's wife LouAnn's unmarried sister, no. Or maybe she's both. No, wait...

[complicated inbred family tree deleted] Damn, transsexual interracial incest was easier. Can't we throw in identical twins?

Seemingly for those men who'd never dream of having sex with their mother or sister, they'd willingly have sex with their MILF of a mother-in-law or sexy sister-in-law.

Even though they are not blood related by the technical definition of incest, yet, how is having sex with your mother-in-law, sister-in-law, brother-in-law, and father-in-law not incestuous if not incest?

To put your prick where your wife emerged at birth or to put your cock where your brother had his cock is incestuous and even incest to me.

Someone who'd have sex with his mother-in-law and/or sister-in-law has the same deep rooted psychological issues of someone who'd have sex with their mother or sister.

Moreover, just put mother-in-law or sister-in-law in the title and the story in the incest category and it's an instant hit on this site. Even though technically the story of having sex with a sister-in-law is not incest or incestuous, hundreds of thousands of readers disagree with you.

 

[lovecraft68]

Keep something in mind that is easy to forget because the category is predominantly 'pure' incest

The category is incest TABOO and by rough definition a taboo is something society would frown upon for some reason.

Having sex with a sister in law is not incest, however it is seen as taboo because most people consider it wrong and pretty immoral, more so than any other form of extra marital sex.

Mother in law I would say hit the mature category because its not as big as incest, but pretty large and mother/father in law does work well over there.

But for sister in law I would go with incest because EC has far less attention.

What I would do is put a disclaimer in an opening note saying its in law. This way incest 'snobs' will say "Oh, not for me" and walk off without reading and bombing you saying "This is not incest" and leaving snarky comments

But the people who do continue to read on are doing so because they think a sister in law story can be hot and are more apt to give you a decent vote and feedback.

Some authors hold to a theory disclaimers are weak and unnecessary and let the reader beware etc...but I find them to be a huge help both as an author to narrow my story down to those will at least want to read it and as a reader I find them courteous.

 

[NotWise]

I agree that sex with sister-in-law is taboo rather than incest -- at least (I think) by a legal definition.

I've heard other definitions used in social and psychological studies. Incest can be defined as any sex act between a person and someone who has authority over that person. In that definition blood relations are not required. Teacher-student sex would be incest by that definition.

 

[Hypoxia]

I agree that sex with sister-in-law is taboo rather than incest -- at least (I think) by a legal definition.

And it varies with culture, time, and place. Sometimes sex with anyone within the clan or moiety is forbidden; sometimes sex wiih anyone OUTSIDE the clan is a crime. Sex with cousins (of varying degree) may be criminal, or mandatory, or ignored. And sex with in-laws may be strictly taboo, or may just be seen as REALLY bad form and disrespectful -- or it may be commonplace, expected. The world is not governed by one set of rules. Morals are not universal.

I've heard other definitions used in social and psychological studies. Incest can be defined as any sex act between a person and someone who has authority over that person. In that definition blood relations are not required. Teacher-student sex would be incest by that definition.

I've made that argument before, except that such abuse is *equivalent* to incest. Abuse by a teacher or pastor or counselor or uncle-by-marriage -- these are authority issues, and taboo, and criminal if the target is underage. But they ain't incest. I don't think Anglish has a simple term for such abuse.

All this has been argued here before, and will be argued again, endlessly -- yet another useless political squabble. Whatever.

 

[SusanJillParker]

And it varies with culture, time, and place. Sometimes sex with anyone within the clan or moiety is forbidden; sometimes sex wiih anyone OUTSIDE the clan is a crime. Sex with cousins (of varying degree) may be criminal, or mandatory, or ignored. And sex with in-laws may be strictly taboo, or may just be seen as REALLY bad form and disrespectful -- or it may be commonplace, expected. The world is not governed by one set of rules. Morals are not universal.


I've made that argument before, except that such abuse is *equivalent* to incest. Abuse by a teacher or pastor or counselor or uncle-by-marriage -- these are authority issues, and taboo, and criminal if the target is underage. But they ain't incest. I don't think Anglish has a simple term for such abuse.

All this has been argued here before, and will be argued again, endlessly -- yet another useless political squabble. Whatever.

Converting bugs into eggs!?

I never thought of it like that.

"What would you like for breakfast, Susan," asked the man behind the counter at the diner. "The usual?"

Susan thought of bugs being converted into eggs. Never could she eat another egg again. Now, eating eggs was just like eating bugs. Eww! Yuck!

"Um, I'll just have toast with jelly and black coffee. Oh, and give me one of those donuts too."

Thanks alot Hypoxia for giving me that disturbing image.

"So...why doesn't Susan eat eggs?"

"I don't know, something about eggs are nothing more than yellow bugs."

 

[Hypoxia]

"What would you like for breakfast, Susan," asked the man behind the counter at the diner. "The usual?"

"Sure thing," she told the counterman. "Scrambled bird ova, fried porcine omentum, burnt seed conglomerate, and don't forget the roasted toxic berry solute laced with bovine lactate and addictive crystallized carbs. I'll go outside for a smoke while you're getting that together. Gotta keep my blood sufficiently thinned."

Vegetarians are people who only consume animals too small to see.

Meanwhile, insects or incest? What a choice...

 

[Gorza]

Meanwhile, insects or incest? What a choice...

Perhaps we should gang up and flood the Incest category with Insect stories -- that should dilute the blood relations somewhat. I'm thinking a spot of Kafka-kink might go down well!

 

[The_reluctant_wordsmith]

Perhaps we should gang up and flood the Incest category with Insect stories -- that should dilute the blood relations somewhat. I'm thinking a spot of Kafka-kink might go down well!

Now you mention it I do have an inkling to write some stories involving giant space centipedes and sexy stag beetles, I can feel the creative juices flowing already!

 

[Gorza]

Now you mention it I do have an inkling to write some stories involving giant space centipedes and sexy stag beetles, I can feel the creative juices flowing already!

Fuck it! Let's transform Chain Stories into Centipede Stories!

 

[The_reluctant_wordsmith]

Fuck it! Let's transform Chain Stories into Centipede Stories!

Lovecraft68's siblings with benefits, but with centipides!!! (I'm kidding lovecraft that series is my favourite please don't kill me)

Also moths!

 

[Gorza]

Also moths!

"Who you calling a motherfucker?"

"No, man, a moth-fucker..."

"Wha?"

"They just can't resist my bedside lamp."

 

[The_reluctant_wordsmith]

"Who you calling a motherfucker?"

"No, man, a moth-fucker..."

"Wha?"

"They just can't resist my bedside lamp."

Her bedside lamp enticed the moth to her side

"come flutter on me, dust me with your wings baby"

 

[Gorza]

Her bedside lamp enticed the moth to her side

"come flutter on me, dust me with your wings baby"

She regretted wearing the wool tankini her granma had knitted. It was impractical enough for the swimming pool, but at fending off the amorous advances of a moth it was a poor choice. He gazed on the taut, tasty merino that encased her shapely bust. Within a year, he had devoured her restraints and freed her breasts.

"O my God!" cried Phoebe, "In another year, you'll have eaten through my unmentionables too, and I'll be totally naked under your wings".

 

[The_reluctant_wordsmith]

She regretted wearing the wool tankini her granma had knitted. It was impractical enough for the swimming pool, but at fending off the amorous advances of a moth it was a poor choice. He gazed on the taut, tasty merino that encased her shapely bust. Within a year, he had devoured her restraints and freed her breasts.

"O my God!" cried Phoebe, "In another year, you'll have eaten through my unmentionables too, and I'll be totally naked under your wings".

Another year passed and the moth devoured the merino leggings and possum fur underwear she had on. She tried to fight back but the moth's undeniable sexiness was too much for her and she collapsed on the bed "Take me right no you hunky furry eared bastard!".

 

[Hypoxia]

I already did incestuous insects. Well, molluscs really, banana slugs. Close enough.

And I have a bunny in my idea folder for sex between a human and a giant mantis. I guess their offspring could be incestuous. "You bug-fucker!!" "Yes? And?"

Hey, mantis sex has great possibilities. But it'll have to be a male mantis and a human female (or male). A female mantis gets rather... exuberant... when she comes. Hmmm, I wonder how she'd deal with a female human partner?

I recall an old comix (by Dan O'Neill, I think, maybe in AIR PIRATES) about a fellow hooking up with a humanized female centipede vaguely resembling Mae West. She had a hairy pussy and pair of tits for each pair of legs. Some guys' delight, of course. Or maybe she would need a few football teams to occupy her.

 

[Gorza]

Another year passed and the moth devoured the merino leggings and possum fur underwear she had on. She tried to fight back but the moth's undeniable sexiness was too much for her and she collapsed on the bed "Take me right no you hunky furry eared bastard!".

Love the 'possum fur underwear'. This thing has legs -- but I'll have to check Wikipedia to know how many legs!

I already did incestuous insects. Well, molluscs really, banana slugs. Close enough.

And I have a bunny in my idea folder for sex between a human and a giant mantis. I guess their offspring could be incestuous. "You bug-fucker!!" "Yes? And?"

Hey, mantis sex has great possibilities. But it'll have to be a male mantis and a human female (or male). A female mantis gets rather... exuberant... when she comes. Hmmm, I wonder how she'd deal with a female human partner?

I recall an old comix (by Dan O'Neill, I think, maybe in AIR PIRATES) about a fellow hooking up with a humanized female centipede vaguely resembling Mae West. She had a hairy pussy and pair of tits for each pair of legs. Some guys' delight, of course. Or maybe she would need a few football teams to occupy her.

It is naughty of us to derail a thread so blatantly. Someone asks an innocent question about whether shagging one's sister-in-law is incest, and we respond with down-dirty bug fucking.

I think the mantis bunny (!) could tick incest, bestiality and snuff in one go. If the mantis in question is under 18 months of age, even worse!

Turning Debbie does Dallas into Centipede does the Cowboys...

 

[The_reluctant_wordsmith]

We're very naughty

Love the 'possum fur underwear'. This thing has legs -- but I'll have to check Wikipedia to know how many legs!



It is naughty of us to derail a thread so blatantly. Someone asks an innocent question about whether shagging one's sister-in-law is incest, and we respond with down-dirty bug fucking.

I think the mantis bunny (!) could tick incest, bestiality and snuff in one go. If the mantis in question is under 18 months of age, even worse!

Turning Debbie does Dallas into Centipede does the Cowboys...

Gorza and the wordsmith, thread derailers extraordinaire, would like to apologise to Notwise for derailing their thread to epic proportions.

 

[Hypoxia]

Okay, I'll stop derailing the thread. Try this: The sister-in-law is a mantis. But she had better be a lesbian or the sex will get messy.

Well then, so the sister-in-law is human but the narrator POV is a male mantis. He'll be disappointed she *doesn't* bite his head off. Without that, all his ejaculations seem incomplete. He begs for release. Hilarity ensues.

No, it's not bestiality. They're fantasy mantids, sentient and maybe with a bit of gene-spliced human DNA to give them warmth. But not enough so the female has tits.