In your short life...what have YOU learned?
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cuz cracker
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1. God's smarter than i am.
2. always cut the cards.
3. always take your own car/truck.
4. a woman can be the most devious creature on earth.
5. always make sure the catsup top is tight before you shake it up.
6. never roll down the window and feed the ostriches with the food pail in your lap.
7. always keep lube and cleaning supplies at the bedside.
8. never had a drunk a full bottle of wiskey when the ask for a drink.
9. females are wilder in bed if half drunk or smoke weed.
10. people should not marry until at least twenty five.
11. it's not my job to tell my spouse when she's acting insane about some little things.
12. it's not so much what a person does in life it's how they do it.
13. skinny diping leads to sex.
14. if a person ask in the way even the unthinkable is possible.
15. we take life to damn serious.
2. always cut the cards.
3. always take your own car/truck.
4. a woman can be the most devious creature on earth.
5. always make sure the catsup top is tight before you shake it up.
6. never roll down the window and feed the ostriches with the food pail in your lap.
7. always keep lube and cleaning supplies at the bedside.
8. never had a drunk a full bottle of wiskey when the ask for a drink.
9. females are wilder in bed if half drunk or smoke weed.
10. people should not marry until at least twenty five.
11. it's not my job to tell my spouse when she's acting insane about some little things.
12. it's not so much what a person does in life it's how they do it.
13. skinny diping leads to sex.
14. if a person ask in the way even the unthinkable is possible.
15. we take life to damn serious.
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freakygirl
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i've learned alot.. but i didn't retain any of it.. 
La Huesera
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Never set with your back to the door.
If all else fails..make 'um laugh.
A girl can have any color hair she wants... she just has to buy it.
When a man says "I just want to be friends" he just wants to be friends....'till he gets drunk.
No, animal cookies are not in the four basic food groups.
Things that go bump in the night are not always bad.
If all else fails..make 'um laugh.
A girl can have any color hair she wants... she just has to buy it.
When a man says "I just want to be friends" he just wants to be friends....'till he gets drunk.
No, animal cookies are not in the four basic food groups.
Things that go bump in the night are not always bad.
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I've learned that...
1. I have a lot more to learn.
2. When I finally find the answers, the questions have changed.
3. I DO care what people think/say of me.
1. I have a lot more to learn.
2. When I finally find the answers, the questions have changed.
3. I DO care what people think/say of me.
Desert Amazon
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SimplySouthern
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I've learned that sometimes the ride really is worth the fall. 
Shy Tall Guy
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Don't take yourself too seriously
Never say never
Nothing is simple
Look at the Big Picture
The more I know, the less I know
Truth is to be sought after above all else
Never say never
Nothing is simple
Look at the Big Picture
The more I know, the less I know
Truth is to be sought after above all else
lilminx
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I've learned...
That most things I've done (wrong) in my life, I can look at two ways: one way is that I fucked up and to beat myself up over it (something I do way too often) or the other way is to look at everything as a learning experience. If you've learned from a mistake, then you've gotten something out of it. If you continue to make the same mistake, then you haven't learned...
That most things I've done (wrong) in my life, I can look at two ways: one way is that I fucked up and to beat myself up over it (something I do way too often) or the other way is to look at everything as a learning experience. If you've learned from a mistake, then you've gotten something out of it. If you continue to make the same mistake, then you haven't learned...
Willing and Unsure
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i've learned...
that if you regret your mistakes you wont learn anything from it..
that sometimes its the little things that count..
that being in love really does change your outlook on life..
that good grades and high test scores doesnt mean you didnt learn anything..
that if you regret your mistakes you wont learn anything from it..
that sometimes its the little things that count..
that being in love really does change your outlook on life..
that good grades and high test scores doesnt mean you didnt learn anything..
RisiaSkye
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I've learned...
that truly bad sex really is worse than none.
that hula hoops and tequila shots don't mix.
that every action carries consequences.
that rich doesn't equal happy and poor doesn't mean miserable.
that people persist in being infuriatingly different from me.
that it's easier to laugh and accept than cry or scream and regret.
that the one who documents gets little chance to enjoy.
that the moment you're in can be more important than anything else on earth.
that love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
that fantasies don't always translate to reality.
that no one should wear socks with sandals.
that truly bad sex really is worse than none.
that hula hoops and tequila shots don't mix.
that every action carries consequences.
that rich doesn't equal happy and poor doesn't mean miserable.
that people persist in being infuriatingly different from me.
that it's easier to laugh and accept than cry or scream and regret.
that the one who documents gets little chance to enjoy.
that the moment you're in can be more important than anything else on earth.
that love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
that fantasies don't always translate to reality.
that no one should wear socks with sandals.
KillerMuffin
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I've learned that "doesn't play well with others" is not a good thing to put on a resume.
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I learned many things and even had to unlearn previous lessons learned!
I have learned:
~everyday I wake, is a good day.
~everyday I sleep with my loved ones nestled in is a good night.
~kindness to others pays off thricefold. And when it doesn't, I've learned to say "Fuck It, I tried."
~no one will think you are beautiful, until you do.
~no condition in life is unchangeable, unresolvable, or hopeless.
~minivans can do 85 mph comfortably in the passing lane!
~an umprompted "I love you" from my three year old can make me cry. An unprompted "I love you" from a man can make me worry!
~making the right choices can hurt. It all works out in the long run.
~ the bills will be there tomorrow, too!!!
~Most recently, I have learned that erotic writers are some of the most sensitive and intelligent people I have ever known.
I have learned:
~everyday I wake, is a good day.
~everyday I sleep with my loved ones nestled in is a good night.
~kindness to others pays off thricefold. And when it doesn't, I've learned to say "Fuck It, I tried."
~no one will think you are beautiful, until you do.
~no condition in life is unchangeable, unresolvable, or hopeless.
~minivans can do 85 mph comfortably in the passing lane!
~an umprompted "I love you" from my three year old can make me cry. An unprompted "I love you" from a man can make me worry!
~making the right choices can hurt. It all works out in the long run.
~ the bills will be there tomorrow, too!!!
~Most recently, I have learned that erotic writers are some of the most sensitive and intelligent people I have ever known.
Shy Tall Guy
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Hmm.. Sounds like an optimist to me!Comshaw said:
Saturn Return
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I've learned that life is really short.
And it perplexes me everyday.
And it perplexes me everyday.
april-wine
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I've learned...That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.
thanks bratty i needed to see that one.......hugssssssssss
thanks bratty i needed to see that one.......hugssssssssss
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I've learned that -
Life is short, therefore it's a good idea to play hard.
I'll have plenty of time to sleep when I'm dead.
When possible, you should buy low, and sell high.
It's better for me to work to live, rather than live to work.
It can be limiting to prejudge or be prejudice.
It is not matimatically possible to give 110% of one's self.
Masturbation can be fun at any place, and at any time.
History is, in fact, only stories agreed upon.
Life is short, therefore it's a good idea to play hard.
I'll have plenty of time to sleep when I'm dead.
When possible, you should buy low, and sell high.
It's better for me to work to live, rather than live to work.
It can be limiting to prejudge or be prejudice.
It is not matimatically possible to give 110% of one's self.
Masturbation can be fun at any place, and at any time.
History is, in fact, only stories agreed upon.
KillerMuffin
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Unregistered said:~Most recently, I have learned that erotic writers are some of the most sensitive and intelligent people I have ever known.
Since I'm pretty sure I fall outside of that category, do I get a compliment? I'm not the only erotic writer like me. MP is a lot like me. So is Deborah.
Blah, look at me, begging for compliments. *rolleyes*
I've learned that people who beg for compliments are insidiously invaldited in life.
Calamity Jane
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That children and animals are the only ones who love unconditionally.
That if we block out pain, we block out pleasure too.
That Jehova's Witnesses have an uncanny ability to show up at my door after a night of partying when I'm hungover, the porch is covered with beer bottles and a bong or two and all I want to do is post on Lit.
That regretting decisions made is the same as regretting the person you are becoming.
That no matter how smart I am, my 4 year old is smarter.
That forever is relative and never has already happened.
That if we block out pain, we block out pleasure too.
That Jehova's Witnesses have an uncanny ability to show up at my door after a night of partying when I'm hungover, the porch is covered with beer bottles and a bong or two and all I want to do is post on Lit.
That regretting decisions made is the same as regretting the person you are becoming.
That no matter how smart I am, my 4 year old is smarter.
That forever is relative and never has already happened.
naudiz
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I have learned...
~ If you put a CD in the microwave for a few seconds, it'll make lightning.
~ CDs that have been put in the microwave no longer sound good.
~ Doctors can't cure shit.
~ The less I fear death, the more I cherish life.
~ An empty paper bag on the floor is a lure few cats can resist. Ditto laundry baskets and fresh piles of warm, unshed-upon laundry.
~ Smiling at complete strangers is rewarding, because they'll either smile back and brighten your day, or they'll think you're insane, and the look of paranoia is worth the price of admission.
~ Never say never.
~ Never say always.
~ You can't please everyone.
~ If you put a CD in the microwave for a few seconds, it'll make lightning.
~ CDs that have been put in the microwave no longer sound good.
~ Doctors can't cure shit.
~ The less I fear death, the more I cherish life.
~ An empty paper bag on the floor is a lure few cats can resist. Ditto laundry baskets and fresh piles of warm, unshed-upon laundry.
~ Smiling at complete strangers is rewarding, because they'll either smile back and brighten your day, or they'll think you're insane, and the look of paranoia is worth the price of admission.
~ Never say never.
~ Never say always.
~ You can't please everyone.
Ive learned that when my Dad Called me by my whole name Shit hit the fan.
Ive learned that when someone says if you need anything just ask,means nothing!
Ive learned that the saying As you are I once was As I am you shall be is the most profound statement ever said!
I have also learned that as a Dr. You can solve other peoples problems and ruin your own life in the same breath!
Candy
Ive learned that when someone says if you need anything just ask,means nothing!
Ive learned that the saying As you are I once was As I am you shall be is the most profound statement ever said!
I have also learned that as a Dr. You can solve other peoples problems and ruin your own life in the same breath!
Candy
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