In this thread, we `troll` ourselves

[Pyper]

You leave Pyper alone!

I adore Pyper so there.

Bite me, kiss-ass.

 

[Problem Child]

PC, you stupid fuck! Don't you know that Frimost is an underappreciated genius on the cusp of becoming the most desired man at lit!

What is it about the revoltionary mindpower of busybody that you can't grasp! You dumbfuck! You cretin!

Can't you see that Gusty Wind is the Voltaire, the Rembrandt, the Einstein of our time! How dim can you be! You silly fucknozzle!

P.S. the Raiders SUCK!

Eat the planters recycled peanuts outa my tube-waste you fuckslug. Your humor sucks and we tire of hearing you bitch about everything from the phase of the moon to the price of goat testicle sauce.

Go suck a hot exhaust pipe, you turdsucking rectal prolapse.

 

[James G 5]

Geezus, what a dazed bunch of losers you are

 

[James G 5]

Geezus, what a dazed bunch of losers you are

Oh, who asked you you fucking LOSER?
You probably get less 'tang than Hanns with a stupid ass attitude like that

 

[modest mouse]

Hey, if you didn't want to read it then don't come to a BULLETIN BOARD.

WHo are you to tell me what to post you arrogant, presumptuous thread-NAZI!

Get off my ass and go play with your friends, oops, you don;t have any.

Boy, you stooped to juvenile tactics early on. Complete with playground-style insults.

Sad. Let me know when you have some ammunition. I'll feel guilty about firing on an unarmed brain.

 

[Problem Child]

Jesus, PC, what a friggin' dork.

Catch up, please.

 

[James G 5]

Oh, who asked you you fucking LOSER?
You probably get less 'tang than Hanns with a stupid ass attitude like that

Oh, THAT was an insightful analysis
Obviously your primitive intellect is incapable of rational debate

 

[busybody..]

PC

Two Fucking Posts in a row, without DISSING BUSYBODY!!!!!! What gives???????????

You got a Problem? Child.

doesn't get it.

I'll bet you dont!

 

[Pyper]

I think the point of this thread has gone way over someone's head.

 

[Pyper]

I think the point of this thread has gone way over someone's head.

Oh don't even start with him. You must ENJOY bashing your head against a brick wall. Just grow up.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh, who asked you you fucking LOSER?
You probably get less 'tang than Hanns with a stupid ass attitude like that

Now that is a good one.

 

[Problem Child]

Jesus, PC, what a friggin' dork.

Catch up, please.

Blow me. Your the stupidest fucker here, except for busybody.

 

[Guru]

 

[Pyper]

Oh don't even start with him. You must ENJOY bashing your head against a brick wall. Just grow up.

Don't tell me what to do, squid-face.

 

[busybody..]

PC

Blow me. Your the stupidest fucker here, except for busybody.

Better!

 

[Problem Child]

Blow me. Your the stupidest fucker here, except for busybody.

Yah, that fucker is dumber than a mudfencepoststumprock.

God. He's a fucktard.

 

[Guru]

 

[Pyper]

You Quicktimer, you!

Don't even mention that name in my presence.

 

[James G 5]

Now that is a good one.

Hardly
That fucker James wouldn't know a creative insult if it bit him on his underdeveloped cock
Hell, he's so stupid he could barely figure out how to register so he could keep spitting his vitriol once they blocked unregistered assholes

 

[Problem Child]

Yah, that fucker is dumber than a mudfencepoststumprock.

God. He's a fucktard.

Yes, it's amazing that one person can be so incredibly dense. He's like a black hole of retardation, sucking up all the dumbness in the universe and keeping it for himself.

Wait, aren't I supposed to be flaming me?

Yeah, you are.

Dumbass.

Fuck you.

Whatever.

 

[Sebastian Sanders]

Most of this isn't trolling. It's flaming. It's a thread full of flames.

Trolling is where you are intentionally annoying. You are trying to be as annoying as possible to see if anybody starts to get pissed off. Then once you piss somebody off you leave (or you declare that you were trolling and that all the people in the thread were gullible).

For instance, this is a (less subtle) troll:

"My penis is only 8 and a half inches long. What is the average. Is mine too small?"

 

[Sebastian Sanders]

Sebastian, stop telling us what we should and shouldn't do you arrogant fuck.

If I want to abuse somebody then I'll do so. I'm tired of your whiny attitude. Get the fuck out of this thread.

 

[Pyper]

Forget trolling ourselves. Let's get the newbie. *shark grin*

 

[Pyper]

Forget trolling ourselves. Let's get the newbie. *shark grin*

Leave the noob alone, you sadistic bitch.

 

[sterlingclay]

I can't bring myself to do this.

I am perfect... er... almost.