In this thread I'm throwing a party for the board deplorables

I'll be watching be watching my PM box to see if I am sufficiently deplorable to rate am invitation.
 
Annie, have you never thrown a party you were inviting republicans to before? This place is as limp as a preist's dick in an adult mixer. You need a grill, first of all. Then you need some jumpin old school country with like, bitchin fiddles and shit. You need at least an 8-ball, and, preferably, a big-ass bonfire. I feel like you didn't tailor this situation to your guests AT ALL.

Edit: Also, you need somebody watchin the door because I just threw on a red flannel and some workboots and waltzed my ass right in here.
 
I will bring a couple Dinesh D'Souza DVDs for the big screen.
 
How many date rape pills did you bring? Whatever the number, you'll need more

Oh, and viagra, because even rape can't get some of those noodles to rise.
 
How many date rape pills did you bring? Whatever the number, you'll need more

Oh, and viagra, because even rape can't get some of those noodles to rise.

Which ones?

I don’t agree with many of their political beliefs in this particular area either, I consider myself to be Liberal irl.

But if I was ever harassed with xenophobic or sexist shit, it was by the self-proclaimed GB Liberal team (men and women alike). Whereas most Reps. that I chose to engage with – they reciprocated with the same consideration that I showed them.

There’s a reason why most, if not all ESL Europeans who posted on Lit., gravitated towards Republicans. They also find the American and British Lit. version of Liberalism, to be a tad weird.
 
Which ones?

I don’t agree with many of their political beliefs in this particular area either, I consider myself to be Liberal irl.

But if I was ever harassed with xenophobic or sexist shit, it was by the self-proclaimed GB Liberal team (men and women alike). Whereas most Reps. that I chose to engage with – they reciprocated with the same consideration that I showed them.

There’s a reason why most, if not all ESL Europeans who posted on Lit., gravitated towards Republicans. They also find the American and British Lit. version of Liberalism, to be a tad weird.

I'm sure they do, since those are two different things. England has like 4 million parties or someshit according to the folks I know. Their whole system is different.
 
I stepped out during the "Pin the Tail on the liberal" game. I was scared it was going to be me. And that "tail" might be some kind of slang I was unfamiliar with.

Wait, was it TALE? Was it just a game where you thought up some new lie and tried to get it on the TV?

...goddamn it, I could have played that.
 
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