In this thread, I will impersonate Literoticans

zipman · May 27, 2004

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Aw. That's not fair. She really was in pain.

Or does she do that a lot?

She seems to do that a lot for jobs and friends etc. I wouldn't make fun of somebody being in pain or being sick.

Guest · May 27, 2004

I would

Morcheeba · May 27, 2004

zipman7 said:
She seems to do that a lot for jobs and friends etc. I wouldn't make fun of somebody being in pain or being sick.

Oh please, did you not read her pinched nerve ordeal from the other day? She has to be *driven* from one part of her house to the other. Fucking pathetic.

Dixon Carter Lee · May 27, 2004

I'd imagine a woman that large has a lot of physical problems. I've only seen the one "Weep for me" thread. Even two's empathy-worthy. Three or more --? Let the dogs loose.

Morcheeba · May 27, 2004

Ginny said:
<tickled>

you're hilarious, Morcheeba.....

Thank you for ^^ and also the pix of Ted Jackson's enormous penis.

zipman · May 27, 2004

Morcheeba said:
Oh please, did you not read her pinched nerve ordeal from the other day? She has to be *driven* from one part of her house to the other. Fucking pathetic.

No, I didn't see it. As I said, I wouldn't make fun of someone else being in pain or laugh at their misfortune.

Except maybe if it was LT.

P. B. Walker · May 27, 2004

I see this thread has quickly degenerated into the "Let's laugh at the bald headed cancer patients" thread.

Guest · May 27, 2004

P. B. Walker said:
I see this thread has quickly degenerated into the "Let's laugh at the bald headed cancer patients" thread.

*looks at Zip's AV*... WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Morcheeba · May 27, 2004

P. B. Walker said:
I see this thread has quickly degenerated into the "Let's laugh at the bald headed cancer patients" thread.

your FwB is a bald headed cancer patient?

Jesus Christy, Peebs! I had no idea!

gypsywitch · May 27, 2004

Thank you. But since NastasyA uses a different language code, her posts appear to me as gibberish.

She and Gusty are very clear to me and I didn't want to seem rude...

but...

I'm tempted.

Guest · May 27, 2004

Morcheeba said:
your FwB is a bald headed cancer patient?

Jesus Christy, Peebs! I had no idea!

*second drink spew of the day*

It's getting messy.

Morcheeba · May 27, 2004

zipman7 said:
No, I didn't see it. As I said, I wouldn't make fun of someone else being in pain or laugh at their misfortune.

Except maybe if it was LT.

I didn't even respond to her plea for attention, therefore...

I'm not guilty. But if you try to tell me you fell and could not move but then swallowed 6 Ibuprofins right away, I'm going to LAUGH at you and walk away.

P. B. Walker · May 27, 2004

Morcheeba said:
your FwB is a bald headed cancer patient?

Jesus Christy, Peebs! I had no idea!

When's your intelligent personality come back out? Do you have some sort of calendar or something for when the different personalities are out? It'd be a big help. Thanks buttercup.

zipman · May 27, 2004

Xtaabay said:
*looks at Zip's AV*... WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I did the same thing.

Morcheeba · May 27, 2004

P. B. Walker said:
When's your intelligent personality come back out? Do you have some sort of calendar or something for when the different personalities are out? It'd be a big help. Thanks buttercup.

Okay. What is up?

Who is the bald-headed cancer patient? This thread was about teasing and playing around and goofing on others in a silly way.

What am I missing here? Are you sick? Is Vixenshe dying?

P. B. Walker · May 27, 2004

Morcheeba said:
Okay. What is up?

Who is the bald-headed cancer patient? This thread was about teasing and playing around and goofing on others in a silly way.

What am I missing here? Are you sick? Is Vixenshe dying?

Like I said... when's the intelligent one come out? And what's her name? What's your name? Can we get a list of them all and their names? Yanno... for Cheyenne's spreadsheet. Can you start signing your posts using the name of whoever wrote it? Are they all women? Or are a few of them men? Any of them homosexual or all of them straight? What's the hump think of them? Does he have any neat tricks he can share with us on how to deal with them? How do they all feel about the hump btw? Ya think any of them are off getting some strange? Do you get tested regularly just for that reason? Is there a really slutty one? I think I'd kinda dig chatting with her on the phone.

Morcheeba · May 27, 2004

Pee Bee got his feelings hurt.

P. B. Walker · May 27, 2004

Morcheeba said:
Pee Bee got his feelings hurt.

Yeah that was it.

I think I'll name this personality Daphne.

Morcheeba · May 27, 2004

Spell it Dapheney... looks cooler that way.

P. B. Walker · May 27, 2004

Morcheeba said:
Spell it Dapheney... looks cooler that way.

Fuck that. It's looks more sissy-ish the other way. Plus, it sounds more airheaded.

Guest · May 27, 2004

Spell it Gertrude - that's REALLY cool.

P. B. Walker · May 27, 2004

Tristesse said:
Spell it Gertrude - that's REALLY cool.

That's another personality. Probably the one that shits herself

Morcheeba · May 27, 2004

Boy o Boy, I really struck a nerve! Have you no sense of humor?

Btw, stop fucking hijacking this thread as it is NOT about your inability to chuckle outloud once in a while.

Morcheeba · May 27, 2004

Morcheeba said:
I'm starting to think I'm too much of a stud for my own good. LOL! Last night the FwB stopped by with a large Meat Lovers pizza from Pizza Hut and a 2 liter of Pepsi. She told me to shut up and just put the Pepsi in the freezer because it was warm and she hates warm soda. But she sure loves my hot semen LOL!

I got half way to the kitchen when she read my mind and shouted, "Forget the plates, we won't be needing them."

At first I thought maybe she wanted to scarf the whole thing down right out of the box (I once saw her eating macaroni & cheese with her fingers) but she had other ideas in that pretty little head of hers. She wanted me to eat the pizza off her LOL!

Good thing I had a candle going near the sofa because it was hard to distinguish which meat was which. The pepperoni came in slices, there was ham, some Canadian bacon particles and tiny sausage balls. Now this is where the story gets good LOL! She shoved about 38 sausage balls inside her vagina one by one and then whispered, "Come and eat me, lover." Without hesitating, I bent down low and tried to suck them out with my tongue but she'd really plunged them LOL! I ate the dozen or so that plopped out but then I had to stick my fingers way up there and get the rest. She was moaning and squirming and just digging her fingernails into my scalp while begging me to hurry so I could fuck her really hard.

Needless to say, the FwB and I had a good Hump night .

P. B. Walker · May 27, 2004

Morcheeba said:
Boy o Boy, I really struck a nerve! Have you no sense of humor?

Btw, stop fucking hijacking this thread as it is NOT about your inability to chuckle outloud once in a while.

Geez, what a weak pathetic little sissy. Let's get the gravelly voiced hard core personality out here.

I never thought of you as someone that can dish it out to people that've never said anything ill about you, but then you can't handle getting it back.

Edit:
Just for your info... this isn't about the crap you said about me. You've been due to say shit about me for a while, so I let it go.

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