In the time it took you to read this pointless post...

[cheerful_deviant]

... the price of a gallon of gasoline went up $0.45.

Have a nice day.

 

[carsonshepherd]

i miss the old days, when our president was getting impeached for getting a blow job, and gas was 99 cents a gallon.

 

[LadyJeanne]

i miss the old days, when our president was getting impeached for getting a blow job, and gas was 99 cents a gallon.

snicker....snort....ROFL!

 

[impressive]

i miss the old days, when our president was getting impeached for getting a blow job, and gas was 99 cents a gallon.

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

 

[rgraham666]

I don't drive so I don't care.

 

[Dar~]

Fuck, as much as I dispise him I'd give the president a blow job if gas prices would go down to 99 cents. (be very hard to not bite it off though)

 

[impressive]

Fuck, as much as I dispise him I'd give the president a blow job if gas prices would go down to 99 cents. (be very hard to not bite it off though)

*shudder*

 

[Dar~]

*shudder*

but htink, 99 cents a gallon, and all I'd have to do is gargle bleach.

 

[impressive]

but htink, 99 cents a gallon, and all I'd have to do is gargle bleach.

I'd do it to bring the troops home ... but nothing less.

 

[Dar~]

I'd do it to bring the troops home ... but nothing less.

I think he gets a bigger rush having the world in his fist than any blow job. It would take murder.

 

[LadyJeanne]

but htink, 99 cents a gallon, and all I'd have to do is gargle bleach.

that and years of psychotherapy or liquor to dull the memory...

 

[Dar~]

yeah I'd probably have to be brainwashed. I don't know, if his penis is as big as his brain, I may not be able to see it.

 

[impressive]

I think he gets a bigger rush having the world in his fist than any blow job. It would take murder.

Yes -- GWB sees the world as his dick & he's jackin' as fast as his megalomaniacal paws can go. I dread the orgasm.

 

[Dar~]

Yes -- GWB sees the world as his dick & he's jackin' as fast as his megalomaniacal paws can go. I dread the orgasm.

EWWWWWWW!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Yes -- GWB sees the world as his dick & he's jackin' as fast as his megalomaniacal paws can go. I dread the orgasm.

Thanks Imp. That was a mental image that I DIDN'T need just before bed.

Now I have to bleach my brain.

 

[impressive]

Now I have to bleach my brain.

Try peroxide instead. The bubbles tickle.

 

[Dar~]

Now I have to bleach my brain.

Me too. I thought bleaching my tongue was my limit . . .*sigh*

 

[Liar]

$5.97/gallon here, you pussies.

Anyway, I heard on the radio that it's not the Iraq war thing that is making the prices soar, but a boom in private car ownership in China. Raise in demand raising prices. And China is, well, pretty big.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Try peroxide instead. The bubbles tickle.

If I leave it in there long enough will it give be blond roots?

 

[impressive]

If I leave it in there long enough will it give be blond roots?

Yup -- and your teeth will be whitened from the inside out.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Yup -- and your teeth will be whitened from the inside out.

As long as it doesn't kill any more brain cells. I only have about 6 or 7 left.

 

[McKenna]

$5.97/gallon here, you pussies.

Yes, we ARE pussies. Thanks for the perspective check!

I do miss my big European bike, though. Sigh. Of course, my city has one of the highest mortality rates for cyclists, it seems. No one seems to watch out for them on the road. Probably because they can't see out over the hood of their honkin' SUV.

 

[rgraham666]

$5.97/gallon here, you pussies.

Anyway, I heard on the radio that it's not the Iraq war thing that is making the prices soar, but a boom in private car ownership in China. Raise in demand raising prices. And China is, well, pretty big.

Here in North America, we need cheap gas.

Going to the supermarket would cross three national boundaries if you made the same trip in Europe.

 

[McKenna]

Here in North America, we need cheap gas.

Going to the supermarket would cross three national boundaries if you made the same trip in Europe.

I beg to differ.

What we need is decent public transportation.

 

[rgraham666]

I beg to differ.

What we need is decent public transportation.

I agree.

But the oil and automobile industries are never going to let that happen.