In the news....

[Lipstick]

This from one of the publisher digests I subscribe to:

Yesterday marked the announcement of both the Bad Sex Prize--given to Aniruddha Bahal for BUNKER 13 (Faber and Faber flew him to London, to pick up the award presented by Sting)--and the Diagram Prize for the Oddest Title of the Year. Kensington's THE BIG BOOK OF LESBIAN HORSE STORIES was the hands-down winner of the latter.

I'm not sure what the "Bad Sex Prize" entails, but it sure sounds interesting, huh?

 

[Couture]

THE BIG BOOK OF LESBIAN HORSE STORIES

Sounds night 'mare' ish.


Sorry....sorry...I couldn't resist.

 

[Lipstick]

I'm still wondering what qualifies as bad sex.

 

[Lipstick]

And why Sting was the one chosen to present the prize.

 

[LorriLove]

yea

i'm not too sure either, but i'd probably give it to the bloke i was with the other night anyway, huh!! two and a half bloody minutes, paaa!!!

 

[Lipstick]

Must have had it up a long time to squander it so easily.

 

[Quasimodem]

Re: yea

. . . i'd probably give it to the bloke i was with the other night anyway, huh!! two and a half bloody minutes, paaa!!!

Don't knock it, LorriLove.

That's two and a half minutes more than what you might have got, had the poor schnook suffered a truly premature ejaculation.

Not to mention the dry cleaning bill for your dress.

 

[TheEarl]

Re: yea

i'm not too sure either, but i'd probably give it to the bloke i was with the other night anyway, huh!! two and a half bloody minutes, paaa!!!

Lorri - I'm sorry it took me two and a half minutes to make you come, I'll do it better next time. Just don't hit me again!



The Earl

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Re: yea

Don't knock it, LorriLove.

That's two and a half minutes more than what you might have got, had the poor schnook suffered a truly premature ejaculation.

Not to mention the dry cleaning bill for your dress.

it went all down my dress quasi, i pulled my head back for a breath and a lick of the hood and it happened without warning

earl honey, i asked you not to make that public knowledge, now if you can't be more discrete we'll have to stop meeting like that.

 

[Quasimodem]

As everybody keeps saying, about this time . . .

HAPPY SWALLOWDAYS!

 

[Dirt Man]

Re: Re: yea

Don't knock it, LorriLove.

That's two and a half minutes more than what you might have got, had the poor schnook suffered a truly premature ejaculation.

Not to mention the dry cleaning bill for your dress.

I had to chuckle when I read this. My mind going back to Monica's dress as evidence against Bill Clinton. What kind of dirty HO doesn't get her dressed clean for that long a period of time? I mean really, it was hanging in her closet with her other clothes. LOLOLOLOLOLOL Bill was probably glad after the fact that all he did get from her was a blow job.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Re: Re: yea

My mind going back to Monica's dress as evidence against Bill Clinton.

I just now realised the impact of that little piece of semi-news. When the story of that dress was cabled out over the world, did they in fact not shout from the rooftops in evey media in the words "Hey, look! The president of the United States misfired his missile!"

Poor sod. I mean, "Clinton gets head from an intern." was pretty cool. Good for him, I thought. "Clinton can't shoot straight." doesn't quite have the same schwung to it.

 

[MagicFingers]

In The News

A living thing, 450 million years old, some type of crustation?
With a penis one fifth the length of his body! Really!
My paper described it in detail, but CNN.com kinda covered up the details.
Man, wish I was hung like him.

 

[raphy]

Re: In The News

A living thing, 450 million years old, some type of crustation?
With a penis one fifth the length of his body! Really!
My paper described it in detail, but CNN.com kinda covered up the details.
Man, wish I was hung like him.

Bet your girlfriend doesn't

 

[Dirt Man]

Re: In The News

A living thing, 450 million years old, some type of crustation?
With a penis one fifth the length of his body! Really!
My paper described it in detail, but CNN.com kinda covered up the details.
Man, wish I was hung like him.

If you were your girlfriend would end up having four legs, and just one big teat. The truth is men and women fit each other like hand and glove or they don't fit at all.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Girl