In the Land of the Big Cocks

[sirhugs]

is the guy with the normal sized penis King?

I'm thinking cocks SO big, sex is painful. Then one young man comes of age who is less endowed... every woman wants to procreate with HIM....

 

[Carnevil9]

In real life, this might make sense. But in Literoticaville? I can't see a small cock being more successful than a big one.

Also, this reminds me of a great tip for you young writers out there: Never use a big word, when a diminutive one will do!

 

[Hypoxia]

Twist: The under-endowed guy is the town pharmacist, a life-long resident. All the guys and gals he went to school with know he's got a teeny weeny and constantly harass and humiliate him, as they have since middle school. Finally, he exacts revenge: He develops specialized tissue growth and shrinkage serums, which he secretly includes in the drugs he dispenses to his old schoolmates. The males all grow ENORMOUS tools; the women's vaginas all shrink down to tiny apertures -- that only the pharmacist's teeny weeny will fit. Hilarity ensues.

[NOTE: I stole this from an old Greg Irons / Tom Veitch underground cartoon. Gotta love GI/TV.]

 

[sirhugs]

In real life, this might make sense. But in Literoticaville? I can't see a small cock being more successful than a big one.

Also, this reminds me of a great tip for you young writers out there: Never use a big word, when a diminutive one will do!

Carny that might be the first time anybody ever accused me of being too realistic.

 

[Carnevil9]

Twist: The under-endowed guy is the town pharmacist, a life-long resident. All the guys and gals he went to school with know he's got a teeny weeny and constantly harass and humiliate him, as they have since middle school. Finally, he exacts revenge: He develops specialized tissue growth and shrinkage serums, which he secretly includes in the drugs he dispenses to his old schoolmates. The males all grow ENORMOUS tools; the women's vaginas all shrink down to tiny apertures -- that only the pharmacist's teeny weeny will fit. Hilarity ensues.

[NOTE: I stole this from an old Greg Irons / Tom Veitch underground cartoon. Gotta love GI/TV.]

Clever, but why wouldn't he just SHRINK all the other dude's tools in town and GROW his own?

 

[Carnevil9]

Carny that might be the first time anybody ever accused me of being too realistic.

And probably the last, as well!

 

[Hypoxia]

Clever, but why wouldn't he just SHRINK all the other dude's tools in town and GROW his own?

IIRC in the GI/TV comic, all the other guys had various organs giantized. Three-pound eyeballs and three-foot kidneys get rather messy, hey? In the comic, the pharmacist waited till those guys had all popped and bled-out. He drugged the late ex-quarterback's ex-cheerleader wife, inserted his cock in her, then injected his cock with the growth serum. She exploded, of course. Ah, sweet revenge...

And from then on, his favored marital aid was a top-loading clothes washer filled with raw liver.

I'm trying to remember the name of the comic. It might have been DEVIANT SLICE #1. I'll check if anyone cares.

 

[Carnevil9]

IIRC in the GI/TV comic, all the other guys had various organs giantized. Three-pound eyeballs and three-foot kidneys get rather messy, hey? In the comic, the pharmacist waited till those guys had all popped and bled-out. He drugged the late ex-quarterback's ex-cheerleader wife, inserted his cock in her, then injected his cock with the growth serum. She exploded, of course. Ah, sweet revenge...

And from then on, his favored marital aid was a top-loading clothes washer filled with raw liver.

I'm trying to remember the name of the comic. It might have been DEVIANT SLICE #1. I'll check if anyone cares.

That is really, really sick. I like it.

 

[Hypoxia]

That is really, really sick. I like it.

Hmmm, maybe I'll adapt the tale for LIT. But what category?

 

[sirhugs]

Hmmm, maybe I'll adapt the tale for LIT. But what category?

Sci-Fi and Fantasy? Non-human?

 

[Hypoxia]

Hmmm, maybe I'll adapt the tale for LIT. But what category?

Sci-Fi and Fantasy? Non-human?

I was thinking either Sci-Fi/Fantasy or Erotic Horror. And I could probably find other old UG Comix stories that would adapt well. But nothing by S Clay Wilson -- I don't think Capt Pissgums would be welcome here.