In The Beginning...

[Havocman]

God created man...

Now as we enter the Third Millenium of the Common Era man will attempt to create God...

You've GOT to check this little tidbit out that I recently found while on hiatus from Lit...

http://www.clonejesus.com

And the bad part is, I can't tell if these jackasses are serious or if they're just trying to scam money from the faithful...LOL

Step right up folks, be the first on your block to own your very own Franken-Jesus...

Havoc

 

[Todd]

It is a parody site in close association with the parody church 'landoverbaptist' online. thought this group has been on tv trying to convince people that they are legitamate.

 

[Angel]

You know, I once found this website, where you type in the URL to any website and it will take the HTML codes from that site and replace the pictures and reword the content to "Jesusfy" it. It was hilarious, and I must have read like 10 stories from Literotica through it. I've been looking through my bookmarks on the old comp for an hour, If anyone knows it, please tell me. If not I will post it when I find it.

 

[Angel]

Jesus-fy your PORN!

http://www.askjesus.org/


Hehehe Look.

WELCOME


Welcome to literotica.com, thine Holy source for the hottest in erotic fiction and fantasy. Literotica features 100% original fornication parables from a variety of authors. In addition to the tarry of our Literotica writers, we also accept quality erotic parable submissions from our readers. We burnt offer a huge selection of 666 fantasies to choose from, and art as a show of faith upon the lookout for immaculately conceived and exciting ideas. We encourage thee to Are you there God? It's me, Jesus with any prayers or suggestions upon how we canst maketh this holy fornication parable site more pleasurable for thee. Hath fun and enjoy yourselves whilst visiting Literotica Erotic Fiction! Remember, this is -- listen to Jesus when he's talking to you -- an adult erotic Tower of Babel site.
No minors allowed.

 

[CRaZy]

Oh dear. Should i be making fun of God??? I hardly ever pray but by sheer chance i did today. My partner got someone else to drive his bus and later realised he'd left his diaries with ALL his bookings (yes it was a sign that he should let me put them on puter like i've been begging)on the roof of the bus. We searched high and low for about 5 miles because u would hafta assume they'd slide off by then. Partner nearly in tears. I said - please God - he works hard - he doesn't need this. THEN, the bus driver rang to say that the diaries had wedged themselves behind the spare wheel and travelled safely for 200 miles. See most of the time ya don't wanna believe...ya don't really believe and then????well....

 

[Nicole]

LMAO @ CRaZy, so you telling us you believe, is that it? LMAO

Angel where the hell did you find that, I'm going to be trying that all the time now whenever I look at Porn.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Cheyenne]

per Lasher, 6/10/00:

Just thought I'd share a couple things with ya'all that will put smiles on your faces (in the biblical sense, of course).

First up is a personal ad for Jesus that someone submitted to my site - but I think this guy is actually serious (especially the "Win a Shower with Jesus" part). It's good for a laugh, so check it out...
http://www.jesus.com

Like I said, if you just tack on a URL after the http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi? part, you can do this with any web page. Just think of the hours of fun you can have...

[/b]

Giving credit where credit is due..... Lasher had me ROTFLMAO with these sites 7 months ago.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Umm..Havoc...

All I can say is ... thats some weird shit. I'm gonna go make me a drink now. *its noon somewhere*

 

[Havocman]

Re: Umm..Havoc...

All I can say is ... thats some weird shit. I'm gonna go make me a drink now. *its noon somewhere*

LOL...I know Bluegirl, I know. When I first saw it I was like, "No fucking way!" and LMAO...

But then I started checking out their whole site, and just couldn't believe it...I especially like the fact that on the question of "What if the Second Coming has already occured?", their answer was basically "So what? We'll just usher in the Third Coming..." Totally hilarious. And how about the fact that even though they proudly proclaim themselves to be a non-profit organization, at the bottom of some of the pages it says, "Don't disobey the Bible, send your contribution to the Second Coming Foundation..."

Hehehehe

I just keep having visions of a giant Cloned Messiah reeking havoc upon NYC ala Godzilla by way of Jurassic Park...

Anyway, as far as having a drink because it's noon somewhere goes, just remember..."This is My blood...drink it, in remembrance of Me. " *wink*

Angel Thanks for that link...I will never surf porn in the same way...LOL

*ducking quickly at the sound of thunder overhead and watching the sky for lightning bolts...*

Havoc the Unrepentant

 

[Beebeeblue]

Re: Re: Umm..Havoc...

I just keep having visions of a giant Cloned Messiah reeking havoc upon NYC ala Godzilla by way of Jurassic Park...

Anyway, as far as having a drink because it's noon somewhere goes, just remember..."This is My blood...drink it, in remembrance of Me. " *wink*


Havoc the Unrepentant [/B]

Can you see it now...stomping thru the streets...OBEY ME!! I am the ONE! Freaky thats what it is. Freaky.

As for that drink...well its Bailey's. Ill drink it in remembrence of you. \