In Respect To Siren's Halloween Candy Addiction

[GuyJD]

I, GuyJD, would like to get together with a few more Literotica members and began a new fund organization. This new organization will be named.....Literotica's SIREN NEEDS A NEW SET OF TEETH FUND. The sole purpose will be to raise enough fund to purchase a set or 2 of dentures for Siren. The poor girl has no dental plan on her job and is currently in the process of destroying, if not losing, what's left of her choppers.

So, to all of my fellow Literoticans, let's dig deep, deep, deep into our pockets and push the lint aside so that we can pull out some mega-bucks and donate to this great fund for a great (well, almost) friend and fellow Literotican so that she can, once again, smile with pride.

I thank you and Siren's new choppers will thank you.

P.S.} I have spoken to Siren of this idea and she is so grateful of the thought that she nearly choked on the Tootsie Roll.

 

[Mistress]

LOL....poor Siren

 

[Siren]

thank you one and all

 

[GuyJD]

Re: thank you one and all

I dont wanna gum my way through life.

Although..........

I hear gumming gives a hellva a blow job.
mmmmmmmm

I bet I could retire in no time flat.

C'mon Siren, that's another fund of your own. You can call it the BJ with Big Pay Fund.
But I'm working here. Let's see what we've tallied up so far........
Hmmm............$4.50. We're getting there, folks.

 

[Siren]

$4.50? shittttttttt that aint nuttin

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: $4.50? shittttttttt that aint nuttin

it wont even pay for a molar.

No, but it will pay for ora-jel for the pain the candy causes!

<-------has teeth problems right now, and can't get the damn things pulled until after the baby is born. -sobs-

Damn Candy! Why did they have to make it taste so GOOOOOOOOOOD?!?!?!?

 

[GuyJD]

C'mon guys...........let's put Jerry's kids aside for a while and concentrate on Siren's teeth......I want to see some money here.

>walking over to the tally board to see the new total<
Now that's just great. I see that someone has taken their $1.00 donation back. That brings us down to just $3.50.

That's okay, Siren. I won't let you down. I'm writing a check to replace that donation. Just wait until next week to cash it. I haven't gotten paid yet............LOL

 

[Siren]

I guess I better post a pic of me toothless

 

[GuyJD]

Things aren't looking too good for you, Siren. Apparently, you've pissed off quite a few members. Yayati gave a check for $1000 but I accidently dropped it and it bounced out of the door.

We may have to go with your original plan. You know? Toothless Blow jobs? We can call it......GUMMING FOR DOLLARS........LOL.

 

[Siren]

Damn it to hell..........

 

[GuyJD]

Damn it, I was going all out on this fund raising too.
I guess you can say that I was going all out "tooth and nail". No pun intended..........LOL

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Damn it to hell..........

I guess everyone spent their money on Cheyenne's fan club trinkets.

Just my luck, a day late
and a dollar short.

Nah, there aren't any trinkets for sale really. Any that people got were given for free, unless Ambro was selling on the side somehow.

I know a good dentist though, whenever you want to get some work done to save those teeth! Just make sure you get the root canal BEFORE you get the crown.

 

[GuyJD]

Well it's settled then, no one cares about poor Siren's teeth or lack that of...........LOL