In praise of Acronyms

[Laurel]

I saw a BBW with a WEG driving her BMW to meet her sexy BBM at the 7-11. They had never met IRL.


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[acitore_vuli]

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[lovetoread]

She roflol when she first saw the bbm at the 7-11.

 

[Guest]

I saw a BBW with a WEG driving her BMW to meet her sexy BBM at the 7-11. They had never met IRL.


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OMG I was LMAO when I saw the BMW pull into that 7-11. There were several BBM watching with drool falling out of their mouths, and I really couldn't stop LMAO at the sight.

 

[Laurel]

He stepped out of his SUV PDQ - so PDQ, in fact, that he fell on his BFA.

 

[RisiaSkye]

WTF, she decided, as she approached his BMW. Her RL wasn't exactly full of men. So, BFD if he wasn't the suave BBM he'd promised; at least he could appreciate a BBW.

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[Guest]

When he fell on his BFA outta his SUV I damn near fell outta my VW. All the fellows were LOL when that happened, and I swore under my breath as they turned away and GTFA.

 

[Rubyfruit]

The BBW was LOL so hard that she PIHP. Afterall, she is a MILF.

 

[pipercatt]

the BBM saw that the BBW had PIHP, and thought there was still a shot, considering he was on his BFA anyway.

the BBM called over the the BBW with wet pants. "BTW, A/S/L?"

 

[calypso_21]

WTF AISI it is AYF her BF is no longer her SO but now his FB. Although she is SITD, she saw a paper with this guy's ASL on the night stand last night with a note saying CWYL. You better RFC.

 

[TWB]

WTF??? I went to the IHOP at 6 O clock, and OMG my GTO got me out of there PDQ when I did a D&D.

 

[pipercatt]

WTF does you going to the IHOP have to do with the BBW getting her BBM at the 7-11??

heh.

 

[TWB]

Nothing. I thought this was a blurt thread.

 

[MissTaken]

The BBW and BBM bumped into one another as they entered the 7-11.

The BBW bought and A&W and some frozen TGIF entrees. The BBM rofled at the thought of the MILF cooking frozen food in the mic.

 

[Laurel]

Little did this lovely BBW know that not only was her BBM a soldier who was AWOL, but also wanted by the CIA, the FBI, and the ATF.

 

[Lasher]

Acting on a tip they received on the QT, an ATF team was dispatched ASAP to the 7-11 on the orders of the AG.

 

[MissTaken]

TWB and tswyk were agents in charge of the ATF. As TWB was a formerly director of the CIA and into BDSM, he naturally took control of the 386.41 investigation.

TSWYK phoned her friend, RNAB who told her "WTF? ROFL, TWB couldn't investigate his way through a MCD's Big mac theft!"

 

[Agent99]

TWB and TSWYK asked for assistance from the folks at NASA who sent up a GPS tracking satellite and discovered the BBM was now driving a GM 4WD.

His conversations over AT&T land lines made it easy to follow his every move. They discovered that he had placed several calls to the NYC area to check on the price of his stocks on the NYSE and NASDAQ exchanges.