In need of dirty task.

Tomorrow go to the supermarket . Go to the produce department . Find a clerk and ask them to help you pick out a cucumber.
Take it home and get off on .
Feed it to your boyfriend. If you can get yourself to squirt which is a strong possibility use that as the base for a dressing for a cucumber salad.
If you're feeling really brazen take a container of it back to the supermarket clerk. This time ask them
To help pick out a zucchini.
Bonus points if you video it all.
 
Carry a realistic dildo in your handbag and walk around town. Go into a few shops, find male cashiers. When you go to pay open your bag and make sure they see it in there. Bonus points for licking your lips when you notice you have 'accidentally' brought it with you, and if other people in the queue see it too.
 
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