In Lust with an elf man ...

[Aphrodisiac]

I finally went to see the Lord of the Rings the Two Towers and I loved the movie but I fell even more in lust with Legolas Greenleaf.

I had seen the first part of the movie and he caught my attention. There I was eating my popcorn and the whole time I was thinking

" Damn ! That elf man is HOT ! "


Needless to say I think its the way his character is and those ears..... I want to have freaky nasty elf sex with him !!!!



~ Now back to your regularly scheduled program ~

 

[RawHumor]

There's an elf in that movie that I wouldn't mind banging, but he's not the one.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

So we have this " elf banging " in common .. huh ?

Cool.

 

[DéjàNu]

 

[DéjàNu]

 

[kidthor]

...what exactly does freaky, nasty elf sex entail?...

...just wondering...

 

[Minkey Boodle]

While I happen to dig on some of that elf myself, I'm a bit skurred of the androgyny. Or, maybe that's what I like...

 

[marksgirl]

I thought elfs had little pointy ears.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

DéjàNu !

You rock , chica !

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

 

[DéjàNu]

now see what he look like for real......

Orlando Bloom

 

[Aphrodisiac]

...what exactly does freaky, nasty elf sex entail?...

...just wondering...

I don't know just yet.... need to do it with the hot elf.



~lol~

 

[Aphrodisiac]

now see what he look like for real......

Orlando Bloom

Still hot looking ... but I would ask him to come to bed as elf man ..... just a couple of times...

Mmmmm...........

 

[DéjàNu]

DéjàNu !

You rock , chica !

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

thank you lovely!

I just read what he do in his free time:
surfing, snowboarding, sky diving, para-gliding and bungee jumping.

WOW!

 

[EarthWind]

isnt he from australia or new zealand??

or there abouts.. im guess here..

 

[DéjàNu]

Oh I have found a nice website

Most Beautiful Man

http://mostbeautifulman.com/

 

[1fiestyredhead]

I've lusted after Legolas since I read the books the first time.....in junior high. He was just as hot in the movie as in my imagination, elf sex sounds goooood

 

[kidthor]

I've lusted after Legolas since I read the books the first time.....in junior high. He was just as hot in the movie as in my imagination, elf sex sounds goooood

...Maybe you know what freaky, nasty elf sex is?...Well...do ya?

 

[RawHumor]

Okay, now post pics of the chica, please.

 

[1fiestyredhead]

...Maybe you know what freaky, nasty elf sex is?...Well...do ya?

of course I know what it is....it's mega-orgasmic....silly man

 

[Dr. B Evil]

1fiestyredhead's AV...

...just gave me massive hunger pains!

 

[Linedrive]

Re: 1fiestyredhead's AV...

...just gave me massive hunger pains!

She makes a great chicken salad

 

[kidthor]

of course I know what it is....it's mega-orgasmic....silly man

ohhh...I bet there are *chuckles* involved...

 

[Ginny]

amelia has her gnome....now you have an elf.....you kinky MIDGET lovers!......i want pics of hot nasty elf sex.....are elf weenies little?

 

[1fiestyredhead]

Re: 1fiestyredhead's AV...

...just gave me massive hunger pains!

hmmm....is this a good thing? I'm not sure I've had that effect on anyone before.

 

[Dr. B Evil]

amelia has her gnome....now you have an elf.....you kinky MIDGET lovers!......i want pics of hot nasty elf sex.....are elf weenies little?

Just think of those tight little elf bums!