In-Laws. I- um - but - I thought - but you said - Oh, piss shit and damn!

[Guest]

Didn't they specifically say just this morning that we'd celebrate Father's Day lunch this upcoming weekend as it would be too difficult to handle two sets of dads plus taking care of spouse on the appointed day?
(Yes, they did.)

Didn't we plan to meet halfway, thus negating the 90 minute drive we usually have to take in order to see grandparents? (Another yes)

With the temperature hovering near 100 degrees today, wouldn't it be prudent to NOT be on the road this afternoon anyway?

(Another HELL, yes.)

BUT as we returned home after several unfortunate yet necessary errands in this afternoon heat it was to discover not one, not two, but THREE messages wondering when we are meeting because they'd rather do it this evening rather than next Saturday.

Damn it.

 

[minsue]

I believe the words you are looking for are, "Sorry, but we already have plans."

 

[impressive]

I believe the words you are looking for are, "Sorry, but we already have plans."

Which is far, far nicer than: "Go fuck yourself!"

 

[matriarch]

Which is far, far nicer than: "Go fuck yourself!"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL

I just love your way with words.

 

[Guest]

I believe the words you are looking for are, "Sorry, but we already have plans."

Yes.

Yes! We have plans.

Big ones, too.

(Actually we all just got popsicles and we are currently laying around the family room and watching SpongeBob. Definite plans.)

Thank you, min. And calm ensues.

 

[matriarch]

Yes.

Yes! We have plans.

Big ones, too.

(Actually we all just got popsicles and we are currently laying around the family room and watching SpongeBob. Definite plans.)

Thank you, min. And calm ensues.

She's soooooo good at inducing calmness. Yet another reason I adore her.

Enjoy the popsicles (this word still confuses me, we call them ice-lollies).

 

[Guest]

She's soooooo good at inducing calmness. Yet another reason I adore her.

Enjoy the popsicles (this word still confuses me, we call them ice-lollies).

Yes. Logical and to the point. Calm.

Wonderful.


(Ice-lollies sound kind of naughty to me.)

 

[CharleyH]

I believe the words you are looking for are, "Sorry, but we already have plans."

I think the words are never miss an opportunity to insult, or to say I love you through an insult.

 

[minsue]

Which is far, far nicer than: "Go fuck yourself!"

That's best saved for right after you hang up the phone.

 

[Liar]

That's best saved for right after you hang up the phone.

Just don't confuse the two.

 

[Antfarmer77]

Well the difference between in-laws and outlaws is...





















....outlaws are wanted

 

[minsue]

Just don't confuse the two.

You can always try a very quickly and cheerfully spoken, "Fuck you very much!" if need be.

 

[SouthSkyEyes]

Well Sarah ...

I don't know ... when it comes to extended family there are those times when the malfunction of some modern marvel is called for. Such as: "Messages? I didn't notice any messages on the machine, hon. What about you?"

Sounds like you had a good time with your family anyway. Wonderful.

And yes. A cup of fresh brewed from you would be MOST welcome. Might keep me up half into the night, but that's nothing I'd complain about.



"Sky"

 

[Guest]

Well Sarah ...

I don't know ... when it comes to extended family there are those times when the malfunction of some modern marvel is called for. Such as: "Messages? I didn't notice any messages on the machine, hon. What about you?"

Sounds like you had a good time with your family anyway. Wonderful.

And yes. A cup of fresh brewed from you would be MOST welcome. Might keep me up half into the night, but that's nothing I'd complain about.



"Sky"

Sky!

I've been meaning to check out some of your pics in the Artist Area. What have you been doing with your naughty self?