In Kansas? Need release.

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hoping the little newbie doesn't have you on ignore yet like the rest of us Throb?


I do not think she's into fat men with boobs, but you are a big prick, so maybe you're thinking that that might count? Or are you letting wee Throb still do all the big thinking?

 

[Recidiva]

This is the per capita smoking capitol of the US...

So many good looking women that can turn me off with one single motion to their lips.

!

Ulaven was a smoker when I met him. Still didn't deter me. Although we both eventually got sick of it and when he looks at cartons of cigarettes selling for $75 apiece he doesn't want to go back.

 

[subdued_passion]

If your in Kansas and would like to help me out, looking for a whole lot of different things....multiple cocks, tits, ass, tongues, cum and tons of players.

You're not asking for people to help you go around collecting "trophies" in Kansas... right?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ulaven was a smoker when I met him. Still didn't deter me. Although we both eventually got sick of it and when he looks at cartons of cigarettes selling for $75 apiece he doesn't want to go back.

Almost cheaper to become a stoner...




... lots of stoners here too.

 

[doctor_insanus]

If I were in Kansas, I'd want a release, too.

Goddamn.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If I were in Kansas, I'd want a release, too.

Goddamn.

Why do you think we kicked you out?

 

[kbate]

If I were in Kansas, I'd want a release, too.

Goddamn.

If you were in Kansas, release would be unlikely.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hoping the little newbie doesn't have you on ignore yet like the rest of us Throb?

It never fails to amuse me how you've deluded yourself into thinking that just because you have me on ignore, you believe the rest of the board does as well. Common sense was never a strong trait of yours.

I do not think she's into fat men with boobs, but you are a big prick, so maybe you're thinking that that might count? Or are you letting wee Throb still do all the big thinking?

Keep the ad hominem comin', Chief. Way to set that example for your "daughter".

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Did ya'll hear a burp?


I can smell the garlic from here...

 

[Recidiva]

Almost cheaper to become a stoner...




... lots of stoners here too.

Oh yeah. If it were legal I'd be making batches of brownies.

But I have a rational fear of being arrested nearing 50 for buying pot from a 14 year old that probably goes to school with my son.

When it's taxed, I'm in, and I know Ulaven is in. Pot's just about to be legal in NYC and he works there.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Oh yeah. If it were legal I'd be making batches of brownies.

But I have a rational fear of being arrested nearing 50 for buying pot from a 14 year old that probably goes to school with my son.

When it's taxed, I'm in, and I know Ulaven is in. Pot's just about to be legal in NYC and he works there.

Damned hippie drug fiend, you are!

 

[Recidiva]

Damned hippie drug fiend, you are!

I work at home and I have migraines. It's a perfect match. I'm sure I could fit it in the budget.

He says that one ounce per person is legal, so I said to take our son in and get two.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Where in Kansas are you?

Want2Bnaughty
Virgin

Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Houston
Posts: 5

 

[yossi]

Byron, I really enjoy not having to read usernames. You are mucking that up for me.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Byron, I really enjoy not having to read usernames. You are mucking that up for me.

It's not me, it's the other guy.

 

[yossi]

See? I can't even scold the correct culprit.

Robert, things are being mucked.

 

[Byron In Exile]

See? I can't even scold the correct culprit.

Robert, things are being mucked.

Hang on a sec while I log out and in again...

 

[RobDownSouth]

ah, much better!

 

[KRCummings]

I've been to Kansas. Don't get me started on their lack of Wizard of Oz merchandise. You'd think of all the places in the world to find quality Oz shit Kansas would be it but nope. Lame as fuckers.
Nice cops though. I was driving into this small ass town after flying into KC. About a 2 hour drive or so. It was late, maybe 1 or 2 am and I'm going maybe 70 and I blow through this little postage stamp town that I didn't even know was there. Next thing I know I'm getting pulled over. Cop asks me why I'm speeding and I just say it's late and I wanna get where I'm going. He said "thanks for being honest" and let me go. Score for KRC!
Still, Kansas sucks.

 

[Silverlily]

The last release from Kansas was in 2009. The last good one was in 1979.

 

[KRCummings]

The last release from Kansas was in 2009. The last good one was in never.

FYP..

 

[Mischka]

Multiple cocks, as in you want someone with multiple cocks? Placed...where anatomically?

The first time someone explained what a shocker is - "two in the pink, one in the stink" - my mind automatically imagined a foursome. My response was, "But where do all of the knees go?"

 

[Recidiva]

The first time someone explained what a shocker is - "two in the pink, one in the stink" - my mind automatically imagined a foursome. My response was, "But where do all of the knees go?"

Now if I spin that guy this way and...huh...are there pillows or some sort of sling contraption...this new geometry is confusing.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The first time someone explained what a shocker is - "two in the pink, one in the stink" - my mind automatically imagined a foursome. My response was, "But where do all of the knees go?"

A good general always considers logistics before going on manuevers.