In honour of...

[damppanties]

Jiminy God, the dollop-riding nana. Come pay obeisance.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b247/Arantula/bananalama.gif​

 

[shereads]

Across the desert sands they dash,
The Dollop and Banana!
Inspiring memories of hash
And vinyl by Santana

 

[Stella_Omega]

Across the desert sands they dash,
The Dollop and Banana!
Inspiring memories of hash
And vinyl by Santana

Damn, that's good.

The best I can come up with is; "Damn you and the Dollop you rode in on."

 

[damppanties]

Oh the greens and yellows
They rock, these fellows
When shereads does see
The nonstop gif smiley
"Jiminy God!" she bellows

 

[MagicaPractica]

We are not worthy... we are not worthy

 

[damppanties]

Damn, that's good.

The best I can come up with is; "Damn you and the Dollop you rode in on."

Back, up the page yon
Dollop, mounted nana upon
Says Stella, that sexy trollop
"Damn you and the Dollop
You rode in on!"

 

[Stella_Omega]

Back, up the page yon
Dollop, mounted nana upon
Says Stella, that sexy trollop
"Damn you and the Dollop
You rode in on!"

My teeth are just itchin' for your apple

 

[damppanties]

My teeth are just itchin' for your apple

So what are you waiting for?

 

[hmmnmm]

So you're the damppanties.
Heard about you.

 

[shereads]

The Mysterious Visitor

Yon rider with the pointed head
Resembles genus musa;
The unfamiliar quadriped
is not an Appaloosa.

 

[rengadeirishman]

BOW YOUR HEADS!

 

[TE999]

"Who was that masked nana anyhow?"

"I don't know, but it left this silver peel behind."

"Yeah, and all this weird green crap."

 

[keeblercrumb]

Dol-lop; dol-lop! Had they heard it? The green-hoofs
ringing clear;
Dol-lop, dol-lop, in the distance? Was it the hashish or the beer?
Or just Sanatana wailing about her ways that were evil,
The banana came riding,
Riding, riding!
And the Irishman left whining! For she stood up strait and still!

KC

 

[damppanties]

Dol-lop; dol-lop! Had they heard it? The green-hoofs
ringing clear;
Dol-lop, dol-lop, in the distance? Was it the hashish or the beer?
Or just Sanatana wailing about her ways that were evil,
The banana came riding,
Riding, riding!
And the Irishman left whining! For she stood up strait and still!

KC

 

[keeblercrumb]

Dol-lop; dol-lop! Had they heard it? The green-hoofs
ringing clear;
Dol-lop, dol-lop, in the distance? Was it the hashish or the beer?
Or just Sanatana wailing about her ways that were evil,
The banana came riding,
Riding, riding!
And the Irishman left whining! For she stood up strait and still!

KC

Start Mood Jack

And my deepest regrets to Alfred Noyes... but more sincerely to the late Phil Ochs whose musical rendition of this poem haunts me still.

End Mood Jack

KC

 

[shereads]

Update:

Little progress on limerick combining "banana" and "Nantucket." Send chocolate.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Update:

Little progress on limerick combining "banana" and "Nantucket." Send chocolate.

Is this a trick question? Every limerick I know already combines "banana" and " Nantucket" (except for "There once was a hermit named Dave")... but adding "send chocolate".... hmmmm

KC

 

[keeblercrumb]

I have it!!

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
who when she spied a banana would fuck it.
"Send Chocolate!" she'd squeal,
when she'd worn out the peel,
but if she used the banana, could still suck it.

KC

By the way, is there a Nantucket, Florida?

 

[damppanties]

Update:

Little progress on limerick combining "banana" and "Nantucket." Send chocolate.

http://i2.glitter-graphics.org/pub/34/34862c2jpoc3q18.gif

 

[shereads]

I have it!!

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
who when she spied a banana would fuck it.
"Send Chocolate!" she'd squeal,
when she'd worn out the peel,
but if she used the banana, could still suck it.

I am not worthy.

<bows>

 

[knitedreams]

Where's the banana's armor? He bruises easily!