In fact, no hoo haas gonna be out

[astuffedshirt_perv]

Y'all see this not-a-story story? Nike unveiled the new uniforms for the US team for the Olympics. One that was shown the mannequin, it looked rather sharply cut. Hysteronics ensued.

"Tara Davis-Woodhall memorably noting that “my hoo haa is gonna be out.”

This led to thousands of words to be posted decrying...a fantasy. Because, had anyone read, they would know that there are multiple options for the uniform. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/15/team-usa-olympic-uniforms-briefs-paris-2024

Now that the facts have burbled to the surface, a mere 2 days later, there is backtracking and wide agreement that the uniforms are fine.

U.S. women’s track Olympians say photo was shocking but uniform isn’t​

Another perfectly good hoo haa viewing opportunity ripped away from us. Le sigh.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The Olympics should go back to the original (ancient) Olympic uniform...

Then, the men would stand out from the women.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

The Olympics should go back to the original (ancient) Olympic uniform...

Then, the men would stand out from the women.

You just want to see naked dudes flop around, sicko.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Women have pubic hair. A woman shouldn’t have to have a bikini wax to compete in the Olympics.

 

[RoryN]

Women have pubic hair.

You shut your dirty, lying mouth, missy. #fakenews

 

[dmallord]

Behave! Fine, something political to discuss. This isn't.

 

[Rightguide]

Y'all see this not-a-story story? Nike unveiled the new uniforms for the US team for the Olympics. One that was shown the mannequin, it looked rather sharply cut. Hysteronics ensued.

"Tara Davis-Woodhall memorably noting that “my hoo haa is gonna be out.”

This led to thousands of words to be posted decrying...a fantasy. Because, had anyone read, they would know that there are multiple options for the uniform. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/15/team-usa-olympic-uniforms-briefs-paris-2024

Now that the facts have burbled to the surface, a mere 2 days later, there is backtracking and wide agreement that the uniforms are fine.

U.S. women’s track Olympians say photo was shocking but uniform isn’t​

Another perfectly good hoo haa viewing opportunity ripped away from us. Le sigh.

Trans female athlete's tucks will be more apparent and open to derision as well.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Trans female athlete's tucks will be more apparent and open to derision as well.

Look at you grinning ear to ear with the thought of seeing a tucked Weiner.

 

[Rightguide]

Look at you grinning ear to ear with the thought of seeing a tucked Weiner.

You mean the thought of laughing at the effort. So do hide yours well.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

At least you admit you'll be gawking at tucked weiners. Sadly for you I don't do such things.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Women have pubic hair. A woman shouldn’t have to have a bikini wax to compete in the Olympics.

Go tell teh Spartans....