In case you were wondering

[OhMissScarlett]

DO NOT FUCK ANYTHING THAT PLUGS INTO THE WALL! THEREIN LIES THE PATH TO DESTRUCTION. OR A VERY EMBARASSING ER VISIT!

Good advice. My boyfriend has this nasty habit of plugging ancient appliances in to see if they still work. I've gotten so I automatically am standing by with a flashlight and a fire extinguisher.

 

[cantdog]

Adventure, excitement-- a jedi craves not these things.

I can see it. He with a wire recorder, you with a flashlight and a red tube of 1-2-3.

I grin.

 

[Belegon]

DO NOT FUCK ANYTHING THAT PLUGS INTO THE WALL! THEREIN LIES THE PATH TO DESTRUCTION. OR A VERY EMBARASSING ER VISIT!

OMFGROFLMAO

thanks Yui...I needed that.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Adventure, excitement-- a jedi craves not these things.

I can see it. He with a wire recorder, you with a flashlight and a red tube of 1-2-3.

I grin.

LMAO! It's always more like him with a 78 record player with a frayed chord.

 

[cantdog]

You know what death with dignity is, man? You don't drool.

I always liked that line.

 

[yui]

Good heavens, yui. We all see you. Don't we?

Do I have to kick some ass?

So sorry! Don't mean to be needy. Just feeling need-ish.

I was in four fires that started with toasters. Only one consumed any major part of the building. Generally, there were no fatalities in my fires. Overwhelmingly, in fact. I understand it does occur. My dead people, if I may use the locution, were accidents, heart disease, overdoses. Direct death in fire? A woman who smoked while fueling her vehicle and then, I suppose, tripped into the hose. That was ugly.

The figure has got to be wrong.

Thank Carson I have a toaster oven and she was really smoking while fueling her car?!

Good advice. My boyfriend has this nasty habit of plugging ancient appliances in to see if they still work. I've gotten so I automatically am standing by with a flashlight and a fire extinguisher.

But a toaster costs, like, $9.95 ...

OMFGROFLMAO

thanks Yui...I needed that.

For you, Bel, anything.

 

[cantdog]

So sorry! Don't mean to be needy. Just feeling need-ish.


Thank Carson I have a toaster oven and she was really smoking while fueling her car?!

I was going to kick the ass of people who didn't see you. But i don't see them, so I guess we'll have to relax and enjoy the silence.

Yeah. People handle gasoline so often they lose the healthy respect it should have. It's explosive. She was standing in a box formed by the gas pump, the car, the car door, open, and the hose of the filler. She was very badly burned. She did die, too, after a while. A while I don't like to think about. Ambulance work is often horrifying.

 

[Belegon]

For you, Bel, anything.

Careful...that feeling is VERY mutual...

 

[rgraham666]

re: cant's story about the poor woman who smoked whilst around gasoline.

There's only one capital crime, the sentence is death and it is carried out immediately and without remorse. - Robert A. Heinlein

 

[SeaCat]

Hmmmmmm,

I don't see a section citing stats for death by angry S/O here. (Either hers or mine.) Could it be that I shall live forever?

Cat

 

[elsol]

One in 200,000 people are killed by asteroid impact?

I freaking knew it!

Signed,

The Little Red Hen

That means 1300 people alive right now in the US will be killed by an asteroid...

It puts a whole new spin on 'Dead Like Me'.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

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[cheerful_deviant]

DO NOT FUCK ANYTHING THAT PLUGS INTO THE WALL! THEREIN LIES THE PATH TO DESTRUCTION. OR A VERY EMBARASSING ER VISIT!

I'm guessing that we're seeing the voice of experience talking here.