In a parallel universe, I'd be...

[OhMissScarlett]

living in Sweden, married to a guy who's probably bald by now. What would you be doing had you taken a different fork in your road?

 

[entitled]

Making borscht.

 

[elsol]

Path A) In Iraq...

Path B) In some law office, earning a reputation as line by line contract maniac.

Path C) Killing people for money (don't ask...)

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It's also quite possible that I could be living in a certain city up north. Maybe I'd be Logo's main squeeze, you never know.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

A journalist with the US Navy. Yep. If I had passed the physical, I'd be aboard a ship today.

 

[Belegon]

I'd be a big league ballplayer, even MORE secretive about my real name and I'd be having secret visits with lots of pornsters when I was on the road...

 

[Just-Legal]

Dead.

 

[Recidiva]

I'd run an occult society and there'd be conspiracy theories written with my name in them.

 

[entitled]

I'd run an occult society and there'd be conspiracy theories written with my name in them.

i thought you did that anyway?

add to the above: and going to hockey practice often

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'd be a veterinarian and/or farmer, probably. Which would be cool.

 

[Belegon]

Who else wonders how dangerous Carson would be with a pitchfork?

 

[TxRad]

I'd be as lost there as I am here......

 

[Recidiva]

i thought you did that anyway?

add to the above: and going to hockey practice often

There are no publications with my name in it, alas.

I swerved on the path of "make something up and lie about it."

Truth does not sell, I'm afraid.

 

[TxRad]

Who else wonders how dangerous Carson would be with a pitchfork?

it's good to know that i'm not alone......

 

[entitled]

Who else wonders how dangerous Carson would be with a pitchfork?

We could always bring him out here and find out...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Who else wonders how dangerous Carson would be with a pitchfork?

Not as dangerous as Bel would be if he was a switch hitter.

Did I say that outloud?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Other alternate mes: a lawyer, politician, minister (if I had done my parents' bidding), or a revolutionary freedom fighter or a mercenary, or a professor of history
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[elsol]

The guy whose Adam's Apple bobs when Bush speaks.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[impressive]

Dead.

Me, too -- most likely.

 

[neonlyte]

A politician - which probably explains why I'm quite good at making up storys.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

A politician - which probably explains why I'm quite good at making up storys.

Yes, that's very political of you. Me too.

 

[cloudy]

1) Corporate lawyer (how boring!) if I'd followed my first inclination.

2) Graphic artist, if I'd done what my father wanted me to do, or

3) Still married to my first husband, and pretty much doing what I do now, only with more money.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I briefly flirted with the idea of a musical career and even wrote a few songs. Well, lyrics, anyway.

 

[kromen]

Reffering to myself in third person as I butcher Larry Brown's lacking of control over the N.Y. Knicks, at the same time trying to will my aging body into another season till free agency.

Or running a famous restaurant where I make small portions of unrecognizable crap, yet charge high dollar to snooty and well-to do.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Not as dangerous as Bel would be if he was a switch hitter.

Did I say that outloud?

*snickers*