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Arianne6947
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The most embarrassing thing and slightly painful but so naughty and exciting was, a brand new toilet brush I had just bought, I had heard of it before just never tried it
OMG it hurt so good, I saved it and went out the next day to get a new one to use for its intended purpose.
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Oh all kinds of things, food utensils bottles I had a very creative partner in my younger years
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Which end of the brush?!
The most embarrassing thing and slightly painful but so naughty and exciting was, a brand new toilet brush I had just bought, I had heard of it before just never tried it
OMG it hurt so good, I saved it and went out the next day to get a new one to use for its intended purpose.
Another stoner moment
OK lemme see... hairbrush, candles, various vegetables and fruit - I tended to use those in and around the house. I used the throttle lever from an agricultural tractor once - just for a giggle ( it was dark ). I went through a frozen stage: frozen lube, frozen semen and even frozen water in a balloon but the cold kinda numbed everything and it ached too so I gave that up - oh, frozen banana. I was always careful though and made sure they were objects that were clean and 'sealed' - you don't want the embarrassment of telling a medic you got **** from inserting ****.
These days I stick with standard sex shop devices because I can afford them and they look much prettier. Mostly I was indoors but I love having sex naked outdoors too
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Which end of the brush?!
same thought! Which end?
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I'm guessing the brush end by the description of pain. I did see some images many moons ago of this being done and thought at the time that's gonna hurt. The handle would probably be more comfortable and a lot less damaging.
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I guess loads of guys in thier youth have turned a kitchen rubber glove inside out, drizzled in some yoghurt or baby oil or whatever, and fucked it like crazy.
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I guess loads of guys in thier youth have turned a kitchen rubber glove inside out, drizzled in some yoghurt or baby oil or whatever, and fucked it like crazy.
I have not heard of this one before. But I can see how it might work. I remember one friend claiming a fresh French stick ( bread) filled with warm raw liver was very good never tried it myself
I did try a glass jar after warming it In Hot water placed over my cock gave good suck too. As the air cooled and contracted
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Eeeew!! 
I always suspected boys did nasty things with their knob
I may have to unsubscribe before I read something traumatising
I always suspected boys did nasty things with their knob
I may have to unsubscribe before I read something traumatising
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Which end of the brush?!
OK lemme see... hairbrush, candles, various vegetables and fruit - I tended to use those in and around the house. I used the throttle lever from an agricultural tractor once - just for a giggle ( it was dark ). I went through a frozen stage: frozen lube, frozen semen and even frozen water in a balloon but the cold kinda numbed everything and it ached too so I gave that up - oh, frozen banana. I was always careful though and made sure they were objects that were clean and 'sealed' - you don't want the embarrassment of telling a medic you got **** from inserting ****.
These days I stick with standard sex shop devices because I can afford them and they look much prettier. Mostly I was indoors but I love having sex naked outdoors too
As a horny young guy with a craving for cock, like Stickygirl, I had every imaginable household object of even remote phallic shape up my hungry boi-pussy...hairbrush handles, vegetables, candles, tool and garden implement handles, bottles and much more! (I never did that frozen thing though...the thought was, um, chilling!)
But what really amazed me was how hard I'd cum with a deep anal penetration, a thing I found to be even MORE exquisite when deeply penetrated by a man!
But, I guess my most unique I.E.D. (Improvised Ecstasy Device), was one I found growing in the woods behind my home. I always liked hiking and exploring alone in the woods and I usually ended up in an outdoor naked masturbation session.
This particular day, I was more horny than usual and felt a real need to be penetrated! I looked around and, finding a straight maple sapling about 1-1/4 inch in diameter, I backed up to it and marked it a little above asshole high. I then whittled the upper part of the trunk off with my belt knife, very carefully smoothing and shaping the top of the stump to a pleasing roundness. Finally, I peeled the outer bark off to about a foot down, leaving the silky smooth, wet inner bark on. I then got naked, lubed my boi-pussy up good with saliva and slipped a quick finger in to loosen up, turned and knelt in front on my new phallus and licked and sucked it very wet with saliva. Getting up quickly, I backed my ass up to my "lover," stood on my tip-toes, reached back with both hands to hold my ass wide open and lowered myself onto that slick stump! My little pussy resisted for a few seconds before relaxing and allowing this stiff invader in and, with and audible moan of pure pleasure, I slid right down onto that slippery shaft! It felt wonderful, and before long, I was clutching another sapling in front of me for support with one hand and stroking my red hot cock with the other, all while riding my throbbing pussy up and down on that improvised love pole! To say I climaxed intensely doesn't even come close and I don't think I ever shot my cum farther!
Experiences that that DO teach you the art of control, though, because you can't afford to fall down on THAT job!
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As a teen boy with a craving for cock, like Stickygirl, I had every imaginable household object of even remote phallic shape up my hungry boi-pussy...hairbrush handles, vegetables, candles, tool and garden implement handles, bottles and much more! (I never did that frozen thing though...the thought was, um, chilling!)
But what really amazed me was how hard I'd cum with a deep anal penetration, a thing I found to be even MORE exquisite when deeply penetrated by a man!
But, I guess my most unique I.E.D. (Improvised Ecstasy Device), was one I found growing in the woods behind my home. I always liked hiking and exploring alone in the woods and I usually ended up in an outdoor naked masturbation session.
This particular day, I was more horny than usual and felt a real need to be penetrated! I looked around and, finding a straight maple sapling about 1-1/4 inch in diameter, I backed up to it and marked it a little above asshole high. I then whittled the upper part of the trunk off with my belt knife, very carefully smoothing and shaping the top of the stump to a pleasing roundness. Finally, I peeled the outer bark off to about a foot down, leaving the silky smooth, wet inner bark on. I then got naked, lubed my boi-pussy up good with saliva and slipped a quick finger in to loosen up, turned and knelt in front on my new phallus and licked and sucked it very wet with saliva. Getting up quickly, I backed my ass up to my "lover," stood on my tip-toes, reached back with both hands to hold my ass wide open and lowered myself onto that slick stump! My little pussy resisted for a few seconds before relaxing and allowing this stiff invader in and, with and audible moan of pure pleasure, I slid right down onto that slippery shaft! It felt wonderful, and before long, I was clutching another sapling in front of me for support with one hand and stroking my red hot cock with the other, all while riding my throbbing pussy up and down on that improvised love pole! To say I climaxed intensely doesn't even come close and I don't think I ever shot my cum farther!
Experiences that that DO teach you the art of control, though, because you can't afford to fall down on THAT job!
so you did get a "woody that day"? SORRY SOME HAD TO SAY IT MIGHT AS WELL BE ME LOL
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Eeeew!!
I always suspected boys did nasty things with their knob
I may have to unsubscribe before I read something traumatising
The clever boys find a longer-sleeve rubber glove, put it on one hand, pull the sleeve back over down to the finger ends, and then fuck the glove through their gloved fingers and palm. They can change around the formation of fingers such that their boner is lunging loose and comfy or tight, stretching the glove rubber so the guy can watch his boner bashing into the curl of the glove just past his wrist.
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Was it a "dill-do"
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Photos or it didn't happen
The clever boys find a longer-sleeve rubber glove, put it on one hand, pull the sleeve back over down to the finger ends, and then fuck the glove through their gloved fingers and palm. They can change around the formation of fingers such that their boner is lunging loose and comfy or tight, stretching the glove rubber so the guy can watch his boner bashing into the curl of the glove just past his wrist.
Time to unsubscribe?
Come on Si - for old time's sake
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It was when I got hold of it. Bunch of guys watching me gave me a fantastic orgasm.
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Gives the term "grow your own" a whole new meaning. and then slicing them up and serving them to guests is even more fun! But the list is endless when it comes to improvised toys! brushes,bottles, make up brushes, hammer hanles screw driver handles, bubble wands, anything with that phallus shape! But we have 100s of toys to choose from now so ...they are the first choice.
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