Improvised Sex Toys

[RockHardKP]

Objects specifically intended for that purpose (vibrators, dildoes, etc) don't count.....what have you or your significant other used to help spice things up? Stories welcome!!

 

[RockHardKP]

I guess I can start.....When I was dating my wife in college (prior to getting married) I had her over to my apartment and cooked dinner. We had a nice meal and some wine and eventually started messing around. I grabbed an ear of corn off the table that was left over from dinner and started using it on her. She kept telling me I was a Pig as she buttered that cob! I'm not sure who enjoyed it more

 

[dz2681]

I guess I can start.....When I was dating my wife in college (prior to getting married) I had her over to my apartment and cooked dinner. We had a nice meal and some wine and eventually started messing around. I grabbed an ear of corn off the table that was left over from dinner and started using it on her. She kept telling me I was a Pig as she buttered that cob! I'm not sure who enjoyed it more

We’ve often used cucumbers... I enjoy when I tell her to pick one for herself, love seeing what she’s in the mood for when she comes home, whether it be a curved, extra thick or just plain long one. Plus the marinade after makes for a tasty snack

 

[ChefMario77]

Keeping a dildo around would be awful suspicious considering my wife and I rarely have sex. So when I decided to try playing with my asshole, I bought a clear plastic toilet plunger handle, sanded the sharp edges, reshaped it a bit with some heat from a burner in the kitchen and viola! Found out I like getting fucked in the ass.

 

[BiWifeMyrtleBeach]

A curve neck yellow squash is not only delicious in a stir fry but can work wonders on a womans pussy. I have used not only that but cucumbers, bananas, and as my husband loves them as a snack I have presented my pussy filled with several large seedless grapes for his eating pleasure

 

[Hitchiker69]

Electric tooth brush feels really nice on my cock and balls. I use two at once.

Vacuum cleaner hose is nice, too. It's best when it makes a fluttering motion on my cock.

The shower head, mounted on a flexible hose and featuring multiple streams, feels really good. It can be 'thousand fingers massage' or 'pulsing thrust' stream against my asshole. I run it as hot as I can stand.

And when I feel like some ass play I use my hair brush handle.

 

[hulmule]

Being in a sexless marriage, im taking all this in !! My cock is so tired of my hand

 

[BongoGal]

I grabbed an ear of corn off the table that was left over from dinner and started using it on her.

Most cobs seem a bit too girthy for comfort, so I've never actually tried one like that. The nubby kernels do have potential, though. The next time I'm out shopping, I'll look for a smaller-than-usual ear.

 

[Intrigued42]

Alternate hj/bj

Being in a sexless marriage, im taking all this in !! My cock is so tired of my hand

Try a section of the foam used to insulate water pipes. They can be cut to the right length so that you can add some lube, insert cock and have it be long enough that you can suction the air out of it repeatedly, having it grip and release at your pleasure. Not as good as a partner that knows what s/he is doing but you control the action and it's a very different feeling from a hand job.

 

[devilish_desires_couple]

I have—on a couple different occasions—surprised my wife with cucumber that was larger than myself. And when I mean surprise ...

While she's lying on her back using her vibrator, I slowly tease her pussy with my fingers. Entering her, but only slightly while her orgasm builds. As she gets close, I press the cucumber up against her. Finally as she cums, I fuck her with it. Her moans are unreal as I fill her with something that is substantially bigger than my cock.

I need to do that again, soon. Thanks for reminding me.

 

[mobleedzblue]

I have—on a couple different occasions—surprised my wife with cucumber that was larger than myself. And when I mean surprise ...

While she's lying on her back using her vibrator, I slowly tease her pussy with my fingers. Entering her, but only slightly while her orgasm builds. As she gets close, I press the cucumber up against her. Finally as she cums, I fuck her with it. Her moans are unreal as I fill her with something that is substantially bigger than my cock.

I need to do that again, soon. Thanks for reminding me.

A video of this for your fans would be incredible, lol.

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

Most cobs seem a bit too girthy for comfort, so I've never actually tried one like that. The nubby kernels do have potential, though. The next time I'm out shopping, I'll look for a smaller-than-usual ear.

oh, let us know how it goes!

 

[RockHardKP]

Most cobs seem a bit too girthy for comfort, so I've never actually tried one like that. The nubby kernels do have potential, though. The next time I'm out shopping, I'll look for a smaller-than-usual ear.

Yes BongoGal we definitely need updates.

I find the whole idea exciting. A woman shopping in the produce section and trying to find the perfect object, knowing she is going to get fucked (either using it on herself or someone doing it). Does she want something she can handle easily or something that will stretch her limits? As she checks out more and more vegetables, she gets wetter and wetter and by the time she gets home she is ready to go!!

 

[devilish_desires_couple]

A video of this for your fans would be incredible, lol.

That would make a good video. I’ll put it on the list!

 

[haventdonethat]

Industrial strength vibrator

Many years ago I took a home job of repairing some intricate auto parts. The best way was with a small air powered palm sander. It was noisy as hell but was only for a week. One afternoon I discovered something and called out my wife to see.
She stood beside me at the work bench as I wound the air hose between her legs, her holding it snug front and back.
When I started the sander her only words were “doooonnnnt stopppp” as she sawed the hose back to front, front to back, the vibrations from the sander flowing backwards in the hose.
She had more than a few orgasms.
For the week I had the compressor and sander I would hear it start up at different times of the day.
I wonder why???

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

Many years ago I took a home job of repairing some intricate auto parts. The best way was with a small air powered palm sander. It was noisy as hell but was only for a week. One afternoon I discovered something and called out my wife to see.
She stood beside me at the work bench as I wound the air hose between her legs, her holding it snug front and back.
When I started the sander her only words were “doooonnnnt stopppp” as she sawed the hose back to front, front to back, the vibrations from the sander flowing backwards in the hose.
She had more than a few orgasms.
For the week I had the compressor and sander I would hear it start up at different times of the day.
I wonder why???

why did you give that job up? She must hate you now.

 

[RockHardKP]

That would make a good video. I’ll put it on the list!

Will definitely watch that video

 

[Sweet_b19]

Tried a cucumber for the first time recently. Straight from the fridge. Damn, I should have picked some up at the store the other day.

 

[travelinma]

One drunken New Year's Eve...

Fucked my then wife with a half consumes bottle of champagne.

 

[DCJealous]

Tried a cucumber for the first time recently. Straight from the fridge. Damn, I should have picked some up at the store the other day.

Suddenly in the mood for pickles.

 

[devilish_desires_couple]

Will definitely watch that video

Haha. Thank you. Hopefully we will get around to making a new video one day when life is less hectic.

 

[AficionadoAngel]

I have tried almost all the vegetables of suitable size and shape around the house at some point, but corn on the cob was not among them. My favorite was a special curved zucchini that I bought specifically for the purpose. Definitely better warm than cold.

 

[RockHardKP]

I have tried almost all the vegetables of suitable size and shape around the house at some point, but corn on the cob was not among them. My favorite was a special curved zucchini that I bought specifically for the purpose. Definitely better warm than cold.

Might have to give it a try.......you know, just to be thorough

 

[RockHardKP]

Fucked my then wife with a half consumes bottle of champagne.

I'll drink to that!!

 

[sexywriterfla]

I have tried almost all the vegetables of suitable size and shape around the house at some point, but corn on the cob was not among them. My favorite was a special curved zucchini that I bought specifically for the purpose. Definitely better warm than cold.

A true vagetarian. Gotta love your vegetables or gives new meaning to that.