Improve Your Attitude At Work......

[Isolde]

IMPROVE YOUR ATTITUDE AT WORK

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f**k do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f**king way.

TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh*tting me!

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh*t.

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented
INSTEAD OF: This sh*t won't work.

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh*t and die.

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F**k it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

 

[indyweasel]

My attitude at work is fine, why do I need to improve it?

 

[MysteryJKR]

dumb icky work.. bah!

Though everyone seems to like me and know me.... but that could be because my dad worked there for years and years.. *shrugs* I dont know. Im tired.




*looks at watch and grumbles*

dumb icky work.. bah!