Important questions

[Morcheeba]

Bored with the rest of you so I went a bit, dunno, dramatic.

 

[Sinny]

What was he tryna do, training to participate for Distance Shot in the Ejaculation Olympics?

There was commentary with it and he had a nasaly New England kind of accent. It was so weird. I was kicking myself for clicking it. I wish I had kept the link so I could post it here. Again ... one of the reasons I turned off PMs months ago. So many reasons...

 

[lovetoread]

Sinny gets the better class of creepers.

 

[Saint Peter]

One of the first pm's I got after starting my ampic thread was from a fella who told me in detail how he printed out one of my pics and spilled his seed all over it.

I have no idea why that is supposed to be sexy.

omfg!!!
I had someone do that to me and sent me the picture in the pm!

like, that was going to make me get all crazy horny and want to cyber bone him? law.


(was probably the same guy! haha)

I've gotten loads of those (pun intended) in my time on Lit. Sadly, I think it's a common approach.

And if I could cuntpunch every single one of those assholes, I would.

I've gotten them, too.

I got a picture once with spoo on my pic, but I also got a vid once. Get this, the guy measured the splatter in the vid with a tape measure. Creepy dude.

That was my same impressive load on all of your pics.

I used a spatula.

 

[lovetoread]

That was my same impressive load on all of your pics.

I used a spatula.

You are a great and powerful man.

That's a lot of spunk to spread around.

 

[lovetoread]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6952068864/hE5ADD2E5/

 

[StephenHawking]

That's one of Miles favorite techniques to find out if women are interested in him.

wrong. he hasn't enjoyed a hard on since the creation of web 2.0

 

[Saint Peter]

You are a great and powerful man.

That's a lot of spunk to spread around.

It is a gift.

 

[tactful]

That was my same impressive load on all of your pics.

I used a spatula.

I thought they resumed playing Hockey.

 

[Saint Peter]

I thought they resumed playing Hockey.

The universal Good Shot.

 

[Shagly]

Who will be Shagly's next victim?

Someone in a far off land known as Saudi Arabia.