Imperfect

Butt in. :D I love puns. I'm just the biggest nerd, but I can't help it!

No. You just love my "imperfect" pictures. (You should see some I don't post. Yuk!) :eek:

Puns?! Ok, here's one for ya...

A tribal jungle king had a penchant for new thrones. Every day, he'd have his servants build him a new throne. By the end of the day, he'd be tired of it, and have his servants bring the old thrones up into the attic of his grass hut-mansion, and demand that they build him a more elaborate throne. First, out of mud, then sticks, then tin, copper, silver, gold, etc. One day, the weight of all those thrones in the attic caused the floor of the attic to cave in and all the thrones landed on the king and killed him.

This just goes to show that those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

;)

Enjoy!
 
Puns?! Ok, here's one for ya...

A tribal jungle king had a penchant for new thrones. Every day, he'd have his servants build him a new throne. By the end of the day, he'd be tired of it, and have his servants bring the old thrones up into the attic of his grass hut-mansion, and demand that they build him a more elaborate throne. First, out of mud, then sticks, then tin, copper, silver, gold, etc. One day, the weight of all those thrones in the attic caused the floor of the attic to cave in and all the thrones landed on the king and killed him.

This just goes to show that those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

;)

Enjoy!

That's awful! But of course, I just love it! :D

Glad to see I'm not the only person up this a.m. I was beginning to get tired of talking to myself.
 
That's awful! But of course, I just love it! :D

Glad to see I'm not the only person up this a.m. I was beginning to get tired of talking to myself.

There's nothing wrong with talking to yourself... it's when yourself talks back that you gotta worry. Moreover, it's when some other voice starts replying! AHHH!

Want another pun?!
 
There's nothing wrong with talking to yourself... it's when yourself talks back that you gotta worry. Moreover, it's when some other voice starts replying! AHHH!

Want another pun?!


I talk to myself because I think I'm the only person that will listen to me.

Sure. Go for another one.
 
I talk to myself because I think I'm the only person that will listen to me.

Sure. Go for another one.

I'm listening!

Two guys go out in a kayak to go fishing. They're both getting pretty cold, and one of the fishermen, not being to smart, decides the best way to warm up is with a fire. So, he starts a fire right there in the kayak, which, of course, burns a hole through it and the kayak sinks.

You know what they say... you can't have your kayak and heat it too!

:D

So, what else brings you to an adult amateur pic thread at this time of the morning/night? Hmmm? :devil:

BTW, I like your pics!
 
Not!

I'm listening!

Two guys go out in a kayak to go fishing. They're both getting pretty cold, and one of the fishermen, not being to smart, decides the best way to warm up is with a fire. So, he starts a fire right there in the kayak, which, of course, burns a hole through it and the kayak sinks.

You know what they say... you can't have your kayak and heat it too!

:D

So, what else brings you to an adult amateur pic thread at this time of the morning/night? Hmmm? :devil:

BTW, I like your pics!


I'm a morning person. :confused:






That's worse than the first one! hehehehe
 
switching gears a bit from the classic rock (but an eternal classic)

Hey mama, don't you treat me wrong
Come and love your daddy all night long
All right now, hey hey, all right


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I'm a morning person. :confused:






That's worse than the first one! hehehehe

A "morning" person, eh? ;);)

Here's one that's befitting of the season...

Guy goes to a restaurant for breakfast, and orders the eggs benedict. After about 45 minutes, the waitress finally brings out his meal, but instead of a regular plate, it's sitting inside a shiny hubcap. "What's this?" the guy asks...

"Well," the waitress says, "you know there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

I'm horrible! :cool:
 
love the pics

thanks for sharing all the pics are very hot....

ps you have a hot little ass..

fred
 
with such sweet sultry curves and stunning attributes ....





as a intelligent clever mind keeps sweet eyes sparkling




and a warmmmmmm sssssensual spirt that smolders behind captivating eyes..




to simply ssssssstunn bewilder and soooooo bewitch .......


:rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:


I should hire you to help with marketing.
 
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