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miles
Guest
TO: Self
FROM: Me
DATE: June 9, 2002
SUBJECT: Urgent Reminder
Self, you've been a Lit member long enough to know there are some people here you can count on like the sun coming up in the morning.
If you want calm, go to Laurel.
When you need a good laugh, look up one of PC's posts.
Want to get your ashes hauled? (Yeah, right. Like I'm telling)
If you crave incredibly ignorant, offensive, and illogical political views seen through a permanent grog haze, just find pp_man.
If you suddenly have an urge to have someone tear off your head and shit down your neck while your asshole is ripped out manually and replaced without benefit of Astroglide, say something to piss off Killer Muffin. She'll give you memories that last a lifetime.
As many of us just saw, The Muffin has a unique ability to reduce offenders to a tiny bit of matter smaller than the kidney stone of an infant pygmy planaria worm. She hits hard with a neutron bomb of verbal assaults that would make the world's toughest drill instructor whimper and beg for mercy. It's also damn embarrassing. Arnold Shwartzcantspellhisname once posted a really, really stupid comment, and after she was through with him there was nothing left but Danny DeVito.
So before you start a thread that you think is cool, take a deep breath, read your post, and ask yourself this: What was I fucking thinking when I wrote this?
It just might save your ass. Ask Ahhhhnuld.
FROM: Me
DATE: June 9, 2002
SUBJECT: Urgent Reminder
Self, you've been a Lit member long enough to know there are some people here you can count on like the sun coming up in the morning.
If you want calm, go to Laurel.
When you need a good laugh, look up one of PC's posts.
Want to get your ashes hauled? (Yeah, right. Like I'm telling)
If you crave incredibly ignorant, offensive, and illogical political views seen through a permanent grog haze, just find pp_man.
If you suddenly have an urge to have someone tear off your head and shit down your neck while your asshole is ripped out manually and replaced without benefit of Astroglide, say something to piss off Killer Muffin. She'll give you memories that last a lifetime.
As many of us just saw, The Muffin has a unique ability to reduce offenders to a tiny bit of matter smaller than the kidney stone of an infant pygmy planaria worm. She hits hard with a neutron bomb of verbal assaults that would make the world's toughest drill instructor whimper and beg for mercy. It's also damn embarrassing. Arnold Shwartzcantspellhisname once posted a really, really stupid comment, and after she was through with him there was nothing left but Danny DeVito.
So before you start a thread that you think is cool, take a deep breath, read your post, and ask yourself this: What was I fucking thinking when I wrote this?
It just might save your ass. Ask Ahhhhnuld.
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