Imaginary Bumperstickers

[Star of Penumbra]

http://www.cthulhu.org/cimages/cthulhu_fish.gif
I don't have this on my car, but I wish I did.

Last summer, I added the phrase "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" in five inch letters to the back of my car with black electrical tape.

 

[Shadowann2]

Daddy's Little Girl Just Kicked Your ASS!

 

[JenSuccubus]

(In really fucking small text)Nosy little fucker, aren't you? Now get yer ass of my bumper!

~JenSuccubus~

 

[Shadowann2]

Last summer, I added the phrase "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" in five inch letters to the back of my car with black electrical tape.

My husband did the same thing, but his says, "Official pace car of P.O.S. racing #69"

 

[charlien]

Pardon my driving...I'm reloading!

 

[Ginny]

Rectalicious.

 

[Lost Cause]

Horn Broken..

Watch for finger!

 

[unclej]

hang up the fuckin' phone and drive!

 

[Coolville]

cool link, spin!

http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/goldmine/bumperstickers//antrodemus_gerble.jpg

 

[BgMma]

COOLVILLE, YOU ROCK, MAN!

how about......

Don't piss me off,.......like I need another felony conviction.....

 

[Star of Penumbra]

cool link, spin!

http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/goldmine/bumperstickers//antrodemus_gerble.jpg

You win.

 

[Strange man]

Bondage is Beautiful
Tie me up and lets talk

 

[Ginny]

Fuck me it's Friday!

 

[Dr. B Evil]

Fuck me it's Friday!

Okay, but let me lick ya first!

 

[bearlee]

Not exactly a bumper sticker but the Daddy's Little Girl Just Kicked Your Ass reminded me a woman quite a few years ago that drove a muscle car and used to drag race on a highway close to where I live. She took on all the guys. On the back of her car, before she raced, she had a sign that read "IF YOU CAN BEAT ME YOU CAN EAT ME!"

 

[tortoise]

EAT BUG PASTE & TWITCH

 

[Shadowann2]

Wanna see what I can do?

 

[Guest]

FUCK ME, I'M IRISH

 

[BgMma]

FUCK ME, I'M IRISH

Your Face and My Ass, the Perfect Match.

 

[Guest]

 

[watergirl]

I'd pay for one that says

MY MA'S A TRUCKER

 

[Guest]

No I am not a vegan. See the meat between my legs?

 

[BgMma]

No I am not a vegan. See the meat between my legs?

fNow that I have to love!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

My other car is a Hearse