Imaginary Bumperstickers

(In really fucking small text)Nosy little fucker, aren't you? Now get yer ass of my bumper!

~JenSuccubus~
 
Last summer, I added the phrase "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" in five inch letters to the back of my car with black electrical tape.

My husband did the same thing, but his says, "Official pace car of P.O.S. racing #69"
 
COOLVILLE, YOU ROCK, MAN!

how about......

Don't piss me off,.......like I need another felony conviction.....
 
Not exactly a bumper sticker but the Daddy's Little Girl Just Kicked Your Ass reminded me a woman quite a few years ago that drove a muscle car and used to drag race on a highway close to where I live. She took on all the guys. On the back of her car, before she raced, she had a sign that read "IF YOU CAN BEAT ME YOU CAN EAT ME!"
 
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